The Phallus Palace: First off I must say that TIVO is great. I cannot remember the last time I was able to rub one off while watching something on regular TV. But when Wendall got out of bed in her little undies showing off her tight ass and sexy little figure, I was jacking furiously. Carter screwed up bad. First he was tapping that fine ass in Africa and gave it up to stay in Chicago. Then he found another goddess and was hitting it. She loves him but he cannot cut the ties to the African goddess, which I cannot really blame him since she was so hot -- Iâd give up eating ice cream for life for her to touch my penis even if it were during a physical exam where she also checked my prostate -- but he is going to be jerking his own thing now with his indecision.