Er, Oops!

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by jason_els, Jan 11, 2009.

  1. jason_els

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    Accidentally left my underwear in my employer's bathroom last night only for them to discover it this morning. I wear sweats to work as I'm a home health aid and they allow me to move around easily to position my client in bed. I usually wear underwear under my sweats but last night it was so damned hot in the bedroom that I was sweating and so took them off and forgot to put them in my bag. Duh.

    "You left a pair of undershorts here last night," said my client's husband.

    Oh shit!:eek: :redface::redface:I forgot them! Ummm, errrr.....

    "Sorry about that. I kinda misjudged the opening last night. What's the clearance, Clarence? Haha!"

    My client's husband just smiled while I turned red. I'm mortified and so went straight over to my client and made sure he was comfortable, pulling him up in bed, and adjusting the covers. Redirect! Redirect!

    Nevertheless, there they were, draped on the exercise bike just outside the bathroom. Ugh. I'm so busted. It's embarrassing.
     
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    Yikes that sucks! Oh well, you'll laugh about it at a later date. At least there was no dirty spots...
     
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    No! None at all! These are Brooks Brothers tattersall oxford cloth boxers. It would take a lot of staining to see anything (not that I would know).
     
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    Geezus jason.
    What next pumping in the shower?

    I'm kidding.
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    That honks. You have my sympathies, man. There's no non-embarassing way out of that one.
     
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    Normally leaving one's underwear to be found by one's employer is a big no-no, but ... I have to imagine in the case of a home health aide, where you are basically living there, it's a fairly forgivable transgression. It doesn't come across in your post like the husband was all that bothered by it?

    I'm sure it's a mistake you were bound to make once but will never make again!

    Steve
     
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    Actually I just work there 8 hours a night. No, he didn't seem too bothered by it, but honestly, it was horribly embarrassing because making it seem I had aimed poorly was the only plausible way out of it I could think of. It kills me too because the real reason I took them off was the room was too warm and I found myself beginning to sweat below.
     
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    I would have thought the discovery of such underwear would reflect positively on you - showing you as a man of elegant refinement and good taste.

    Much more embarassing had they discovered that you had abandoned an old pair of ripped, stained tighty whities or a brand new pink lycra G-string!:eek:
     
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    When I was 19, I went to Germany for a language course at one of the universities. Participants were accommodated in student dormitories. At the end of the course, when we were on the point of vacating our rooms, a member of the staff came around to inspect them. I had packed my belongings, but had overlooked a pair of undershorts that I had washed in the sink and hung on the handle of an open window to dry. The man doing the inspection spotted them and said to me dryly, "Ihre Unterhose k├Ânnen Sie auch mitnehmen." ("You can take your underpants, too.") Thanks to that embarrassment, I have always been able to remember that in German the word for "pants" or "trousers" ("Hose") is singular rather than plural.
     
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    I am a man of elegant refinement and good taste (thank you for noticing :tongue:).... just not when I'm leaving my underwear strewn about my employer's home. :redface:

    I do have a few pairs of tighty whities but wear them almost exclusively with semi-formal wear because of the clean lines they allow. NO G-strings... that would be an assault on the senses.
     
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    He's a guy... I would have just explained to him that you were getting kinda sweaty... I'm sure he knows the feeling and would understand.
     
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    I know! I don't know why I was so embarrassed :dunno:.
     
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