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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by jakeatolla, May 10, 2007.
Forget Viagra, forget Cialis,
Here's the Real Cure
My penis has ADD.
Um....men in our church don't need this web site. During prayer time we have a list of problems and ask members to share. One Sunday we had half of the men request prayer for erectile dysfunction. It must have worked. Three of our ladies in their sixties got pregnant the next week. One woman in her eighties had to go to the hospital for vaginal repairs following her husband's miraculous cure.
I was really embarassed for two men.:redface: They were cured while in church and both of them ripped out the seam in their zippers. :tongue: One had lots of precum and the children thought he had wet his pants. There were shouts of joy at seeing these two men healed right there in the church house. I think the second guy came in his pants not sure, just judging by the look on his face and body movements.:wink: :wink:
It's the stuff such as this web sitethat makes Christians look foolish to the world.
Wow, thats some church. Must be something when the time comes
for the Laying of the Hands ........:biggrin1:
Yeah, it is on the head, I won't say WHICH HEAD though.:biggrin1: Usually there is a certain stirring as the spirit moves and grows. :wink:
My brain has ADD, my dick has a mind of its own. But a laying on of hands could help!:biggrin1:
*breathes* christians are insane!!!!