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It stopped happening in my late teens, but I think it had more to do with my poor fitness than anything. I lost a heap of weight recently and started working out and doing cardio several times per week and it's definitely easier to get that spontaneous wood again.
 

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LOL Agreed, bro! When you get awakened because of a throbbing boner that actually aches from being boned so long, you really don't get back to sleep until you take care of it!

Once time I woke up and was masturbating. Just one of those WTF moments. I just continued doing it as I feel back asleep. Felt very refreshed that morning when I did wake up 100%. At lest I did not nut all over the place.
 

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I fly across 8 time zones periodically. When I fly east, my bowel movements and nighttime erections remember where they should be, so I have boners throughout the morning, and shit at 1pm. If you're not getting enough sleep the same may be in effect - yawning and boners have the same triggers (body trying to slow down for sleep and excess of nitrogen in the blood).

If you're under 30 - this is your body trying to keep itself in good shape. If you're over 30, the same, but you need to place the sacrifice of a sage plant to your favourite god, and you need to share this god with the rest of us.
 

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sorry - should have given advice. Young men - you will find that erections subside when you ejaculate, and I think this is universal advice. If you have and unwanted erection in the night, then find a way to ejaculate - and if you don't have a partner, or an unwilling one, then you know what to do.

Ladies - I apologise - for those of you who have erections, I don't know whether this works for you, and you can get this one on your own.
 

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sorry - should have given advice. Young men - you will find that erections subside when you ejaculate, and I think this is universal advice. If you have and unwanted erection in the night, then find a way to ejaculate - and if you don't have a partner, or an unwilling one, then you know what to do.
I had ejaculated 3 times prior to going to sleep that night.

My refractory cycle is non existent and Its possible for me to ejaculate again. That is with the same hard on too.
 
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I fly across 8 time zones periodically. When I fly east, my bowel movements and nighttime erections remember where they should be, so I have boners throughout the morning, and shit at 1pm. If you're not getting enough sleep the same may be in effect - yawning and boners have the same triggers (body trying to slow down for sleep and excess of nitrogen in the blood).

If you're under 30 - this is your body trying to keep itself in good shape. If you're over 30, the same, but you need to place the sacrifice of a sage plant to your favourite god, and you need to share this god with the rest of us.

LOL. Would love to share my god with you guys but I am more of an agnostic univeralist. (?) So I do not know what you could sacrifice your sage plant to. Hmmm. Maybe another sage plant.