One can only hope it does a heck of a lot of growing:Gee, this reads like fiction for an expert like me. So let me put things straight:
From my Guide to Celebrity Monster Cocks (c)2008 (it's in the Blogs of Monstercocktube):
Errol Flynn: The Australian actor was "so well hung that he was famous for it all over Hollywood". It was about 11 inches long.
And in fairness, I began penning my book on celebrity penis size and celebrity pairings many moons ago. In it, you will find out about the affair between Paul Sorvino and Brian Dennehy and their size. Sorvino is a frightening 14 inches in length with a wrecking 9.8 inch girth, while Dennehy is a mere 6 incher with a 6.2 girth. Additionally, Sorvino has been found pairing up with Tom Brokaw and the Jeopardy whiz Ken Jennings as well as with a woman who was shared by Sorvino, Alex Trebek and the late Tim Russert while Rush Limbaugh sat on the side taking notes.
Or the long term sexual sharing that Robert Redford has had with Al Pacino and the entire casts of all the formats of the television series Law & Order.
Accurate? Hah! Many (most) of your alleged sightings and stories are not backed by the important photographic proof; therefore and thereby nullifying both their validity and credibility.
True, therefore I will delete them (although through the cursed power of quoting, yours will still haunt me-I suppose I am learning a lesson here). My apologies for going too far.Northland, I like a lot of your previous posts on this site but I have to say the above, especially the bolded, strains credibility (at least for me).
Right now, those statements are just like Wolf's statements. Uncoroborated until proof is furnished. So unless you provide that proof, I'd have to say that I'm more inclined to believe Wolf at this point in time over you and what you just posted.
So please back up those statements with evidence.
Thanks,
Sklar
Yes, calling me a motherfucker-yes, that certainly boosts your being now doesn't it? I went to sarcasm and exceeded reality; however, I did not use inappropriate language.Northland: What is your problem? I have the ONLY Guide regarding celebrity monster cocks. Mamie Van Doren does not have a guide (I've read what she has written). You do not have a guide. I've never heard of Paul Sorvino and Brian Dennehy, and would never put them in my Guide. Tom Brokaw is in my Guide, but I've never heard of the others, except for Trebek who is not well endowed.
My Guide is 100% accurate. There are no allegations or "stories". You obviously don't understand mainstream celebrity. For starters, EVERY mainstream celebrity would pay a fortune to destroy any nude photos of themselves before the photos had a chance to destroy their careers.
I've posted a few of my Guide entries here, but will not post any more. You don't deserve it, and I certainly don't deserve this abuse for my hundreds of hours of research.
So Northland, you are an ignorant, ill-informed, insulting motherfucker. Go fuck yourself and don't you dare comment on me or my work again. Leave the Lone Wolf alone. Grrrrr
True, therefore I will delete them (although through the cursed power of quoting, yours will still haunt me-I suppose I am learning a lesson here). My apologies for going too far.
Gee, this reads like fiction for an expert like me. So let me put things straight:
From my Guide to Celebrity Monster Cocks (c)2008 (it's in the Blogs of Monstercocktube):
Errol Flynn: The Australian actor was "so well hung that he was famous for it all over Hollywood". It was about 11 inches long. Truman Capote relates that Flynn pulled out his sausage at a party and plunked out "You are my Sunshine" on the piano. He and Freddy Frank sometimes had "stretch and measure" contests. Flynn always lost , but blamed it on alcohol (he was drunk most of the time) and never conceded defeat. In Nick Hornby's novel "High Fidelity", Flynn is described as "preposterously endowed". He wore a swim suit as underwear, with his cock pointing up, so you could see it above the waistband of his trousers. And he never hesitated to unzip and display his monster when asked to do so--regardless of who was present. Flynn jerked off for gossip columnist Hedda Hopper at her front door. According to the book "Hollywood Babylon: It's Back", Flynn took his 15 year old son Sean to brothels and they had sex with the same woman at the same time. Flynn became an overnight sensation starring in "Captain Blood", and appears in many movies such as "Dodge City", "The Sea Hawk", "Santa Fe Trail", "The Sun Also Rises", and "The Adventures of Robin Hood".
Johnny Stompanato: The Italian-American marine who became a bodyguard for gangster Mickey Cohen, had a cock 12 inches long. Movie star Lana Turner was his girlfriend, and when she lost the "Best Actress" award said it was OK because she had a live one at home. Oscars are 12 inches tall, and "Oscar" was his nickname. Johnny was murdered in 1958 by Lana, but she got away with it because her daughter claimed in court she did it to save her mother. Keanu Reeves (with his average size cock) will play Stompanato in a forthcoming movie about him.
p.s. My Guide is the ONLY one in existence! Most of the time when I am on LPSG I think, "They should trash this celebrity endowments category, and pay me to replace it with my Guide." However, this category has a lot of shit about very minor celebrities and non-celebrities that I chose not to include in my Guide. Plus my Guide is 100% accurate and very organized, and this category is definitely not.
Gee, this reads like fiction for an expert like me. So let me put things straight:
From my Guide to Celebrity Monster Cocks (c)2008 (it's in the Blogs of Monstercocktube):
Errol Flynn: The Australian actor was "so well hung that he was famous for it all over Hollywood". It was about 11 inches long. Truman Capote relates that Flynn pulled out his sausage at a party and plunked out "You are my Sunshine" on the piano. He and Freddy Frank sometimes had "stretch and measure" contests. Flynn always lost , but blamed it on alcohol (he was drunk most of the time) and never conceded defeat. In Nick Hornby's novel "High Fidelity", Flynn is described as "preposterously endowed". He wore a swim suit as underwear, with his cock pointing up, so you could see it above the waistband of his trousers. And he never hesitated to unzip and display his monster when asked to do so--regardless of who was present. Flynn jerked off for gossip columnist Hedda Hopper at her front door. According to the book "Hollywood Babylon: It's Back", Flynn took his 15 year old son Sean to brothels and they had sex with the same woman at the same time. Flynn became an overnight sensation starring in "Captain Blood", and appears in many movies such as "Dodge City", "The Sea Hawk", "Santa Fe Trail", "The Sun Also Rises", and "The Adventures of Robin Hood".
Johnny Stompanato: The Italian-American marine who became a bodyguard for gangster Mickey Cohen, had a cock 12 inches long. Movie star Lana Turner was his girlfriend, and when she lost the "Best Actress" award said it was OK because she had a live one at home. Oscars are 12 inches tall, and "Oscar" was his nickname. Johnny was murdered in 1958 by Lana, but she got away with it because her daughter claimed in court she did it to save her mother. Keanu Reeves (with his average size cock) will play Stompanato in a forthcoming movie about him.
p.s. My Guide is the ONLY one in existence! Most of the time when I am on LPSG I think, "They should trash this celebrity endowments category, and pay me to replace it with my Guide." However, this category has a lot of shit about very minor celebrities and non-celebrities that I chose not to include in my Guide. Plus my Guide is 100% accurate and very organized, and this category is definitely not.