Errol Flynn

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by cocktaste, Nov 4, 2008.

  1. cocktaste

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2007
    Messages:
    1,414
    Likes Received:
    13
    Gorgeous! Was he hung?
     
  2. D_Portelay Porquesword

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2008
    Messages:
    3,107
    Likes Received:
    5
    and a child molester. Lana Turner's daughter was the one molested, when she was a child.
     
  3. houtx48

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2006
    Messages:
    7,095
    Likes Received:
    35
    Gender:
    Male
    not by errol flynn...........she was molested by some italian boyfriend of lana turner.
     
  4. LoneWolf10

    LoneWolf10 New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2008
    Messages:
    63
    Likes Received:
    1
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    LA
    Gee, this reads like fiction for an expert like me. So let me put things straight:

    From my Guide to Celebrity Monster Cocks (c)2008 (it's in the Blogs of Monstercocktube):

    Errol Flynn: The Australian actor was "so well hung that he was famous for it all over Hollywood". It was about 11 inches long. Truman Capote relates that Flynn pulled out his sausage at a party and plunked out "You are my Sunshine" on the piano. He and Freddy Frank sometimes had "stretch and measure" contests. Flynn always lost , but blamed it on alcohol (he was drunk most of the time) and never conceded defeat. In Nick Hornby's novel "High Fidelity", Flynn is described as "preposterously endowed". He wore a swim suit as underwear, with his cock pointing up, so you could see it above the waistband of his trousers. And he never hesitated to unzip and display his monster when asked to do so--regardless of who was present. Flynn jerked off for gossip columnist Hedda Hopper at her front door. According to the book "Hollywood Babylon: It's Back", Flynn took his 15 year old son Sean to brothels and they had sex with the same woman at the same time. Flynn became an overnight sensation starring in "Captain Blood", and appears in many movies such as "Dodge City", "The Sea Hawk", "Santa Fe Trail", "The Sun Also Rises", and "The Adventures of Robin Hood".

    Johnny Stompanato: The Italian-American marine who became a bodyguard for gangster Mickey Cohen, had a cock 12 inches long. Movie star Lana Turner was his girlfriend, and when she lost the "Best Actress" award said it was OK because she had a live one at home. Oscars are 12 inches tall, and "Oscar" was his nickname. Johnny was murdered in 1958 by Lana, but she got away with it because her daughter claimed in court she did it to save her mother. Keanu Reeves (with his average size cock) will play Stompanato in a forthcoming movie about him.

    p.s. My Guide is the ONLY one in existence! Most of the time when I am on LPSG I think, "They should trash this celebrity endowments category, and pay me to replace it with my Guide." However, this category has a lot of shit about very minor celebrities and non-celebrities that I chose not to include in my Guide. Plus my Guide is 100% accurate and very organized, and this category is definitely not.
     
    titan1968 likes this.
  5. B_JasonDawgxxx

    B_JasonDawgxxx New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2008
    Messages:
    5,564
    Likes Received:
    5
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Beverly Hills Calif
    A guide about famous penis? Sounds like a best seller.
     
    titan1968 likes this.
  6. LoneWolf10

    LoneWolf10 New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2008
    Messages:
    63
    Likes Received:
    1
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    LA
    Thank you JasonDawgxxx, and let me say I admire your research skills and many contributions, as do most others in this category.

    But I only wrote my Guide for the same reason I have written other Guides. There were none until I came to the rescue.

    Best seller? If you read the intro to my Guide on Monstercocktube, you will notice that the Guide is merely part of "Lone Wolf Goes Hollywood", a book of my Movie Reviews. It will also include tons of movie star quotes, and my "Quotes from the Best Songwriters". I've started "Lone Wolf Goes Gay" on Blogger, with a synopsis and photo of every gay-themed movie. It will probably go in the book too, but maybe not.

    On Blogger I just started my "Wolf Anti-Defamation League". It's meant to educate people about the wolf. Just yesterday I posted something here about wolves and bears. I realized that the fat, stupid, clumsy bear is always portrayed as a cute and cuddly "Teddy Bear", and the wolf is ALWAYS a vicious killer. In fact, bears hunt, kill, and eat humans. Wolves completely avoid humans, and NEVER prey on people. Not even small children, they're just not interested. Wolves are amost extinct because of Little Red Riding Hollywood lies.
     
  7. Northland

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2007
    Messages:
    6,082
    Likes Received:
    4
    One can only hope it does a heck of a lot of growing:

    FLYNN
     
    #7 Northland, Nov 5, 2008
    Last edited: Nov 5, 2008
  8. Sklar

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2006
    Messages:
    1,279
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    156
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Washington state
    Northland, I like a lot of your previous posts on this site but I have to say the above, especially the bolded, strains credibility (at least for me).

    Right now, those statements are just like Wolf's statements. Uncoroborated until proof is furnished. So unless you provide that proof, I'd have to say that I'm more inclined to believe Wolf at this point in time over you and what you just posted.

    So please back up those statements with evidence.

    Thanks,

    Sklar
     
  9. houtx48

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2006
    Messages:
    7,095
    Likes Received:
    35
    Gender:
    Male
    ken jennings......lollllllllllllllllllll good lord and i thought he was a nice little mormon boy.
     
  10. LoneWolf10

    LoneWolf10 New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2008
    Messages:
    63
    Likes Received:
    1
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    LA
    Northland: What is your problem? I have the ONLY Guide regarding celebrity monster cocks. Mamie Van Doren does not have a guide (I've read what she has written). You do not have a guide. I've never heard of Paul Sorvino and Brian Dennehy, and would never put them in my Guide. Tom Brokaw is in my Guide, but I've never heard of the others, except for Trebek who is not well endowed.

    My Guide is 100% accurate. There are no allegations or "stories". You obviously don't understand mainstream celebrity. For starters, EVERY mainstream celebrity would pay a fortune to destroy any nude photos of themselves before the photos had a chance to destroy their careers.

    I've posted a few of my Guide entries here, but will not post any more. You don't deserve it, and I certainly don't deserve this abuse for my hundreds of hours of research.

    So Northland, you are an ignorant, ill-informed, insulting motherfucker. Go fuck yourself and don't you dare comment on me or my work again. Leave the Lone Wolf alone. Grrrrr
     
  11. Northland

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2007
    Messages:
    6,082
    Likes Received:
    4
    True, therefore I will delete them (although through the cursed power of quoting, yours will still haunt me-I suppose I am learning a lesson here). My apologies for going too far.
     
  12. Northland

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2007
    Messages:
    6,082
    Likes Received:
    4
    Yes, calling me a motherfucker-yes, that certainly boosts your being now doesn't it? I went to sarcasm and exceeded reality; however, I did not use inappropriate language.

    It's odd that you have never heard of either Sorvino or Dennehy since both have been in the acting industry-films, television and theater-for several years, going back to the 70s. And how would you know whether or not I have a guide? I do have one-it has yet to be published; but it exists.


    And because I called you on something, you've decided to never again post listings? Hmm...that seems a bit excessive now doesn't it? Why deprive others if your beef is with me? Post to your hearts content; but, know that if I have a photo which contradicts your statement, I will post it. If you then can produce a photo which shows that I was wrong, then, by all means do so.
     
  13. Sklar

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2006
    Messages:
    1,279
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    156
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Washington state

    Thank you.

    Sklar
     
  14. scott mcdonald

    scott mcdonald New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2007
    Messages:
    110
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Melbourne Australia
    None of you have heard the expression 'in like Flynn'? It was and still is a common expression here as Errol Flynn was well known for his exploits and large cock. He was from Tasmania, an island state of Australia.
     
  15. cocktaste

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2007
    Messages:
    1,414
    Likes Received:
    13
    I'm sorry, but I almost fell off the chair, laughing.

    Have you ever read, "The Big Love," the scandal book written by Florence Aadland about her daughter who she claims had her virginity taken from him at an extremely young age? Florence was a stage mother. It's supposedly an infamous out-of-print book.
     
  16. vitto

    vitto New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2007
    Messages:
    18
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    new york
    With his son sean flynn, like father like son. Imported Photos 00400.jpg

    fc81a74bcf.jpg

    Imported Photos 00401 (2).jpg
     
  17. Gdaymate

    Gdaymate Member

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2010
    Messages:
    74
    Likes Received:
    5
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Oc calif
    I don't believe these monster stories. Too obsessive for onething which guarentees distortion. Everything I've ever read about Flynn indicated he was average to less than average in size, and not a bit sorry.
     
  18. houtx48

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2006
    Messages:
    7,095
    Likes Received:
    35
    Gender:
    Male
    i should have known I was gay when i was 7/8 years old and would watch Captain Blood every chance i got. Errol Flynn in tights.
     
  19. thirteenbyseven

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2004
    Messages:
    1,490
    Likes Received:
    111
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Orange County, SoCal

    I would not be at all surprised if the Banned LoneWolf10 weren't the infamous Sam Frank of Hung Jury fame. Judging from the syntax, the hero worship, the downright 2 a.m. in the morning masturbatory fantasy of it all, few people other than the infamous Sam Frank could even conceptualize a Guide to Celebrity Monster Cocks...the coffee table edition.

    Errol Flynn came up in conversation recently when we were discussing actor Charlie Sheen. Back in the 1940s and 1950s, this 6' 2" Australian actor certainly could have given Sheen a run for his money. Even if Flynn wasn't especially well-endowed, he was handsome, dashing, and in particular a hopeless womanizer with a penchant for underage women. Flynn barely emerged unscathed from a nasty 1943 statutory rape trial before plunging back into his alcoholic and partying ways.

    Here is the Wikipedia synopsis of Errol Flynn: Errol Flynn - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
     
  20. lemonhead

    lemonhead Member

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2006
    Messages:
    844
    Likes Received:
    16
    Gender:
    Male
    He seems average.
     

    Attached Files:

Draft saved Draft deleted