Esquire magazines writer talks about penis size

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  1. deewil

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    In light of all the hype surrounding the current Star Wars movie and my seeing a few days ago the latest cover of Esquire magazine, which has a photo of one of that movie's stars, and then reading the cover article itself, I was reminded of "LPSG," which I've visited less regularly for quite awhile now.

    I notice someone mentions the same article on the Celebrity board, but since the subject of a guy's wanger size isn't talked about that frequently in the media, and because I found the writer's description of his interviewee's dick kind of endearing, I thought I'd insert here parts of the article that relates to the reason this web site exists to begin with. The author, incidentally, based on reference material about him on the web, isn't gay (I've come across references to his wife), which I originally thought may have been the reason he spent quite a few paragraphs talking about an actor's penis size.

    Esquire
    June 2005
    By Scott Raab


    He smiles, open-face, a boyish grin. His hair is tipped with blond, a leftover from the Bay shoot. He fairly exudes the force, a visual musk. It's in his bright blue eyes and small square teeth---not bad for a British subject---and the way the cleft in his chin, his filtrum, and the worry crease between his eyebrows form a strong center line, a heroic vertical. Yet he's no pretty boy; see the off-center mole on his forehead, the wee burnt-umber De Niro mark high upon his right cheek? A spot of malevolence, a bit of mischief. A worthy foe, 'aye.


    <span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'>Plus, God didn&#39;t stop there---oh, no. The wardrobe folks have poured him into jeans so tight that Ewan&#39;s fleshly light saber bulges forth like a Reek&#39;s horn.

    "I feel like I&#39;ve been staring at his crotch for weeks," I tell his publicist.

    "You cahn&#39;t really avoid it," she chuckles, both thumbs massaging her BlackBerry.

    Indeed, a serious perusal of Ewan&#39;s oeuvre will bring the viewer eye to eye with the McGregor man-root, an uncut link of Scottish sausage that even in a state of flaccidity would make a Wookie yelp. It first shows up---barely a cameo, really---in Trainspotting; in The Pillow Book, it truly merits costar billing; by 2003&#39;s Young Adam---as close as noir may ever come to outright porn--McGregor&#39;s anaconda boasts its own dialogue coach and gaffer. Which ain&#39;t to say the kid can&#39;t out-act his wang.

    ***

    I don&#39;t suppose now would be the right moment to ask you about your penis.

    "Uh-uh. No, &#39;cuz I don&#39;t tell you. I&#39;ll just show it."

    I&#39;ve seen it. And I must say, it&#39;s an impressive penis."

    "I like my penis. There&#39;s no question about that. Yeh."

    I&#39;ve never said that to any other actor.

    "Oh, really? &#39;Nice cock, by the way.&#39; Thanks."

    I think I&#39;m gonna call it your "man-root."

    He laughs. "Sounds like something you put in an herbal tea."

    Harvey Keitel&#39;s the only other nonporn I can think of whose pecker has had much screen time, and it&#39;s really no contest.

    "I was quoted a long time ago as saying I was doing it for the sisters; I felt like I was doing it as kind of a feminist act, to be showing my penis onscreen. Because it was just turning the tables around. I&#39;ve been in films where my penis has been onscreen and there weren&#39;t any tits or anything onscreen, which is opposite of the way it&#39;s normally done."

    ***

    "If movies are representative of life, then a huge part of life is nudity and sex. I&#39;m naked half the time, so why wouldn&#39;t I be naked in a movie?"

    ***

    So who&#39;s got the bigger light saber, you or Liam Neeson?

    "You&#39;ll never get that out of me."
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    I became so intrigued by this article that I did a web search and found (voila&#33;) this page for reference:

    A British actor&#39;s penis in "The Pillow Book"
     
  2. hungitaliano

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    Dont get me wrong, the man has a beautiful penis...but its not that big.

    I know I have a warped sense of what&#39;s average and whats big but this guy&#39;s dick doesn&#39;t look like its :wow: material. Yeah Its nice and thick and yeah it hangs longer than average but its not as big as that article might have you belive.

    Having said that, I did enjoy reading that article and its great to see someone with the courage to write about a person&#39;s penis. I hope we see more of this :D
     
  3. Imported

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    hung_big: I too agree. I really don&#39;t see why people are gawking over it; it isn&#39;t of huge dimensions.

    Who&#39;d like to gander a guess?
     
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    who lives in the east &#039;neath the willow tree? Sex
    :huh: I don&#39;t get it either
     
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    7.5x6 erect?.. but then, who knows he might be a grower&#33;
     
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    We should have sent Dr. Rock over the audition of Pillow Talk. (that&#39;s a compliment, Rock.) :)

    My guess is 7" to 7.5" length by about 5.75" to 6" girth. Very nice package, but I agree with previous comments.

    I am a bit of a Ewan McGregor fan from Moulin Rouge, etc., but he can keep his clothes on for me. :p
     
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    I just read this article in the Doctor&#39;s office yesterday. I was wondering what the deal was since I have never seen any of those movies where he&#39;s nude. I mean--Kevin Bacon was impressive.
     
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    Here&#39;s an educated guess. The vast majority of people are used to seeing only average sized or smaller penises. When they see one that&#39;s even a little on the big side, especially in pictures, they tend to overestimate and exaggerate what they&#39;re seeing. Plus, to guys who are in the 5-6" "normal" range, an extra inch here or there seems like a big dieal. Ewan&#39;s penis is above average, and to "normal" people, that translates into humongous. Same thing happened with the Pamela & Tommy Lee video--Tommy looks to be in about the 8-9" range, big, but not exactly the "footlong" that most people were talking about when that video was going around.
     
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    I&#39;ve noticed that he shows full-frontal nudity pretty often, which is unusual for a male actor. But this article seems to be wildly exaggerating. I&#39;ve never thought he was packing anything special during these scenes. The movie Young Adam is pretty well-done and a nice performance by him, but the many sex scenes are explicitly in a "topless woman with lots of physical motion against him" kind of way. I don&#39;t think the full frontal is any more notable than the other movies, but in this one sex is a central part of the story, so maybe the author is confused.

    I&#39;m not sure what the big deal would be anyway. If an actor is showing his flaccid size, it&#39;s not much of an indication of how big he is hard. And I have to believe that no non-porn film would explicitly show a really big soft cock for fear of being labelled obscene.
     
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    Hurry and become a celeb, hungitaliano, so some adventuresome writer can expound upon your endowment in their article. I know of nothing that would make more interesting reading material and no one would dare dispute the description of size and beauty :evilgrin:
     
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    I totally agree&#33; I suppose to the average man that is indeed a very large cock. I too agree that the article was entertaining and it is nice to see a mainstream magazine do an article like this.
     
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    It is nice to see an article in which talk about genitalia doesn&#39;t elicit giggles. Straightforward conversations like this are more intertaining, aren&#39;t they?
     
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    That it is. Being straightforward about it is far more professional. And about Ewan&#39;s size: compared with many of the other actors who have no compunctions about showing there hoo-hoos in front of the camera (e.g. Richard Gere, Eric Stoltz, et al.), his is larger. Not huge, not behemoth, but larger than the more more average-sized cocks we&#39;re used to seeing on the big screen. It&#39;s unfair to compare his cock with some of the ones here on LPSG: we&#39;re not exactly a measuring stick of the genital median. Ewan&#39;s member is attractive, and it is larger than average. I applaud Ewan for not being too much of a pussy to show it.
     
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    Yeah, let&#39;s not forget that "big" relative to you or me isn&#39;t the same as "big" relative to the general population. "Big" relative to you or me is a subset of "big" relative to the general population. It&#39;s like the old SAT question:

    True or false: If all foos are bar, and all bars are bazs, than all bazs are definitely foos.
     
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    For those keeping track of showbiz gossip, Liam Neeson is mentioned by the Esquire writer not just because he co-starred with adorable Ewan in the Star Wars movies but because he&#39;s on the "h" list of Hollywood actors:

    This is from the New York Observer:

    A few weeks back, a friend handed me model Janice Dickinson’s autobiography and said it was a juicy tell-all, but under that was a cold understanding of the currency of fashion: the drooling agents and clients, the callous celebrities, the routine personal abuse, the blurred line between prostitution and modeling, etc.....In the memoir Dickinson lists a cavalcade of famous suitors. She says Liam Neeson is endowed like a barnyard animal...


    I think the writer also is impressed by Ewan McGregor&#39;s size because he is, after all, a major celebrity, and has a certain charm. I think his boldness in flashing before the cameras, in non-porn movies, also makes him stand out in showbiz and lends to his bigger-than-life fame.

    Anyway, it&#39;s good to see the subject of male wang size cropping up more frequently in mixed company because I cannot tell you all the times I&#39;ve overheard various guys (at my work, for instance) talking about women&#39;s breasts and oohing and ahhing over the larger ones. Such yakkity yak makes gives quite a few of us women feel resentful and wanna ask, what are we??Chopped liver?
     
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    I&#39;ve been a big fan of Ewan&#39;s ever since "Shallow Grave." If you haven&#39;t seen it and like black humor, by all means track it down. No nudity but he&#39;s in his whitey-tightys and there&#39;s no mistaking that he&#39;s a healthy young male. His package is very nice although not spectacular. For me it completes the picture nicely -- good-looking, appealing guy who can do most anything. Sensational in "Moulin Rouge," and he can sing, too&#33; :D
     
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    I saw this in the Celebrity Endowment forum:

    http://www.stars-masculines-nues.com/Andrew_Prine.jpg

    I guess the person in that photo, be it actor Andrew Prine or Eddie Bloom, comes closer to the idea of "spectacular." If the person in the various shots really is the same one, his size in the image that includes a horse seems more like that of the actor mentioned in Esquire than in the other photos.

    I&#39;m surprised the scenes are from a movie made in 1971 that wasn&#39;t rated X, because I thought male frontal nudity in cinema way back then was very uncommon in even R rated films, far more so compared with today, and that generally the only movies where an actor revealed everything was in porno flicks.
     
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