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Pecker

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Maybe we should all get together and design a codpiece with a battery operated warmer?

We might get rich or something.

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ORCABOMBER: [quote author=Pecker link=board=clothing;num=1066971640;start=20#20 date=10/27/03 at 19:56:45]Maybe we should all get together and design a codpiece with a battery operated warmer? We might get rich or something. [/quote]
I definately agree Pecker! :D

Saying that, can't say I've ever had that problem. Get boners in the cold and you're solved instantly. I wish my other organs could get blood that easily...
 

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Well, why not? Hunters have those battery operated sock warmers; All we do is shave off one consonant, replace it with another and we're golden. 8) ;)

'Course, don't turn it up too high, or leave it on too long, or you'll be golden brown :D ;D
 
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tapster: Biggest problem with thermal underwear is that it stops your balls producing sperm temporarily. They only produce at temperatures below body temperature - which is why they hang "outside" the body. Perhaps just wrap a heat pad around your dick...?
 
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ORCABOMBER: [quote author=tapster link=board=clothing;num=1066971640;start=20#24 date=11/15/03 at 11:35:22]Biggest problem with thermal underwear is that it stops your balls producing sperm temporarily. [/quote]
Not really a concern of mine, I wouldn't say it was a snag if I was sterile, to be honest.
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