Evan Longoria Texts Jenna His Cock Boston.BarstoolSports.com What do you do when you're an underpaid all-star third baseman with the Tampa Bay Rays, alone in a Boston hotel and bored out of your mind? How about texting your erect cock to a hot babe who bar tends in town? Great idea, huh! Well, not when she is an ungrateful bitch, and by the look of it even with parallax and distortion, the pale pink circumcised organ in question only looks about 6" long. Evan's distorted Godzilla fingers were a dead give-away he may be a home run slugger but not LPSG.ORG qualified. Hey Evan, in five years you will be making multi-millions and she will still be bar tending.