Evan Longoria/ Tampa Bay Rays

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  1. thirteenbyseven

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    Evan Longoria Texts Jenna His Cock Boston.BarstoolSports.com

    What do you do when you're an underpaid all-star third baseman with the Tampa Bay Rays, alone in a Boston hotel and bored out of your mind? How about texting your erect cock to a hot babe who bar tends in town? Great idea, huh!

    Well, not when she is an ungrateful bitch, and by the look of it even with parallax and distortion, the pale pink circumcised organ in question only looks about 6" long. Evan's distorted Godzilla fingers were a dead give-away he may be a home run slugger but not LPSG.ORG qualified.

    Hey Evan, in five years you will be making multi-millions and she will still be bar tending.
     
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    yummy yummy i love cock
     
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    he's a hot man!
     
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    I really doubt thats his cock. The reason is, if you ever been in a locker room of especially professional athletes they don't shave there pubs...thats considered "too gay".
    I been in the SD Chargers, A's, Angels, Arizona Diamondbacks and Anaheim Ducks locker rooms in the past year and not one of the guys were shaved.
     
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    Grady Sizemore begs to differ.
     
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    That's a solid 8" cut! Pretty thick too!

    Regardless of whether it's Evan or not, it's a very nice dick that I'd be all too happy to have balls deep inside of my hole.
     
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    The pic is from Evan's minor league days (or even lower than that...Cape Cod League), so it wasn't taken in a big time locker room.
     
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    You probably are right. I noticed the issue of Playboy magazine with Jessica Canseco on the cover dates from September 2005. In 2005 Evan Longoria was at Cal State- Long Beach and playing summer ball in Massachusetts with the Chatham A's of the Cap Cod League.

    The Tampa Bay Rays rock. They're a small market team of overachievers that play exciting ball. Last night manager Joe Madden was thrown out after a belly bumping shouting match with umpire Bob Davidson- great entertainment! Umpire Davidson is right out of central casting, fat bald and loud. Take a photo of him with sepia tone and he looks like a creature from baseball in the 1920s.

    Background note: Davidson was calling pitches a foot wide for strikes against the Rays when all hell broke loose. Take a look at this: Crawford, Maddon ejected as Red Sox blank Rays, 2-0
     
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    Completely ridiculous!! Lots of professional athletes shave their pubes.
     
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    I don't know who he is....I'm not a sports guy....

    but that seems easily in the 10+ range.

    I measure at 8.5 and this guy is way bigger than I am.

    Why have none of the stories printed in the press called out his huge size?
     
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    If that really is Evan's tool, it's pretty damn nice! Awesome length and cut half way back to the balls.
     
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    Lol. So on one page we've gone from a 6" to 10" estimate.
     
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    I'd guess around 8in hard from that pic?
     
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    any1 have a copy of this, it's not opening, it might have already been taken down.
     
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    just tried it again -- still opening for me now, and a few minutes earlier
     
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    OMFG!!! *FAINT* I'd say 8" too. *SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!!* HE'S F$CKING HOTT!!!
     
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    Yeah. I think I'd touch it.
     
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    There was a special teams player on the Super Bowl Cowboys of the 1990s that was completely shaved. He was short by NFL standards 5'9", but he would wedge block on kickoff returns and they would end up dragging some poor bastard off of the field. He was packing serious dick and it is the one time where shaving really did make it look bigger.
     
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    If that's 10+ then I'm over a foot long. It's all about perspective and distortion due to the camera angle. Like most of the other billions of men out in the world, he's pretty average, maybe a little over average, but it's not huge nor is it thick.
     
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    I'm sorry buddy, but that's a BIG dick. I don't care where you are in the world. If that isn't a big dick, then I'd like to know where you've been hanging out.
     
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