midlifebear
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I heard that the momma grizzly bears living at the dump in Wasila, Alaska, have built a shrine of the Living Sarah out of old tires and beer cans in anticipation of her becoming Saint Sarah of Perpetual unPlanned Palinhood. So far there's no word on what the male grizzlies are planning, but as long as it includes old casseroles, stale beer, and the promise of long naps after a quickie they'll stick around to find out what they're told to do.
