Pecker said:
$27 for three condoms - one size fits nobody - and he says any buyers will want to order direct from the manufacturer afterward at less cost.
He's got balls.
It's worse than that!
It turns out that these condoms do indeed fit a number of us. I got him to admit that he's actually selling They Fit condoms, apparently size G22 (DMW's favorite size; I use the slightly shorter U22). The dimensions he gives are exagerated, and from the appearance of the photo (apparently real) I now understand why people are sometimes fascinated with my condoms.
Given that I pay 77 cents for these (including shipping) when bought in bulk (less with the discount coupons Condomania sends me), that's a hell of a markup. The thing is, I don't think the seller is expecting anyone to acutally buy these from him. The ulterior purpose of the auction, with penis dimensions, huge condom photo, and the statement that he uses these himself, became evident when I saw that his Ebay user profile has his cell phone number, and a comment that women 30 to 40 should call him.
Perhaps there are some things about heterosexuals I will never understand, but this strikes me not as having balls, but as totally pathetic.
