Ever accidentally cummed on your own face?

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  1. Hugh G. Rection

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    Today during a particularly long jerking session (Thanks in full to stratedude), for the first time I accidentally shot my load on my own face. It was one of those long shots that catch you way off guard and hit the wall. I laughed at first, but as it sank it that I had CUM on my FACE I jumped in the shower hastily.
    Now I KNOW this has to have happened to somebody else before. Anyone?
     
  2. yupp40

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    yea its happened to me too. it does catch u off guard because you're not even thinking about that possibility at the moment, nd u just feel cum land on your face. I laughed too. i washed my face pretty quickly though. also, sometimes when i get up after jacknig off, i can see cum spots on the pillow i had my head on. it happens.
     
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    What is the problem here, exactly?
     
  4. SpoiledPrincess

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    I accidentally straddled my friend's face, that's similar.
     
  5. Stretch

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    LOL..."Ever accidentally cummed on your own face"? Did you ever expect to see that sentence? Just a side note "Hugh" (lol...okay) it would be cum not cummed. You still have time to edit that...Good luck and have fun
     
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    Yep, it can happen if you don't aim right!
     
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    No, I have always done it on purpose because I like it. So what is the big deal?
     
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    once. first time i had sex with an ex girlfriend, we got to the end and she wanted to watch me jerk myself off to climax. i was happy to oblige and it was incredibly hot, watching her watching me and all that...right up until the second i came and BAM! first shot, right in the eye. she was cracking up laughing, and i'm shouting for her to get me a towel because it's burning the fuck out of me. once i'd gotten it off, though, i couldn't help but laugh as well. :)
     
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    Uh... it happens to me a lot. Especially when I'm lying on my back and stroking. What can I say. I'm a long distance shooter. Always have been.
     
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    Yeah, I've hit myself in the face from time to time. Somehow I've never hit myself in the eye yet, but I know it'll happen eventually.
     
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    please fix the bullshit...do any of you have a clue? Continue...the next contributer is the Biggest loser to date...It will for sure be a male....c'mon give us a name.
     
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    Yeah, it's happened a few times. I just get a good laugh out of it and kinda puff up a bit about what a huge load I just blew....LOL
     
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    I've never accidently cum in my face. It's always been on purpose!!!! And not just only in my face, but straight into my mouth too so I could taste my hot load.
     
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    It wasn't an accident :biggrin1:
     
  15. Mr. Snakey

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    Yes and i didnt waste a drop!:wink:
     
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    yep. I'm just a natural squirter, but I try to stay clear of my face.
     
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    Can people not aim?

    I just can't imagine accidentally hitting myself in the face :/
     
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    shoot on my face Matt :tongue:
     
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    who wants to aim, no fun in that!
     
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    accidently? Im a freak, and I'll do it if I want to.
     
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