Ever accidentally cummed on your own face?

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uuummm...okay...this is weird. I would just like to say that I didn't write the last post that has been somehow attributed to me. It's got my name and avatar attached to it but I didn't write it. It's not even written in my style, and something I would never say. I'm not sure how that happened. Does anybody have an idea?
 

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yea, who hasn't done it...? if ur like me you aim for the face... what better target practice than cumming on ur face. its the hardest target to see!
 

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If you go to a pharmacy you can purchase a plastic "pick" that tapers from a point, getting wider down it's 5" length. It's called a "MEATAL DIALATOR" and the purpose is to insert into your meatus (pee hole) to stretch out the urethra a bit... (aka 'sound'.) If you haven't done it before, there are LOTS of sensitive nerve endings INSIDE the penis and if you use lube and just go really easy with gravity, it feels quite amazing.

I had a slight procedure done which reqired me to abstain from all sex/jo for two weeks (I didn't make it) and to occasionally use the dialator to prevent scar tissue from building up while the healing was going on. The result was a very open tube, and when the prostate pump started firing the freeway was clear and I launched my wad much further than before. Perhaps the fact that there was some lube inside the pipeline also made the track a bit more slick.

You can see the dilator described and pictured here. I'd say if you are going for a self facial and can't get yourself to that distance, give it a try...
 

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Definitely have. Cum stings like a bitch when you get it in your eye. The girls weren't kidding. End result is that I'm now a lot more careful and understanding when it comes to a money shot. I guess every cloud has a silver lining.
 

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Definitely have. Cum stings like a bitch when you get it in your eye. The girls weren't kidding. End result is that I'm now a lot more careful and understanding when it comes to a money shot. I guess every cloud has a silver lining.

From Trick (the movie)

"You ever have cum in your eye?!! It BURNS!!!"
 

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LOL..."Ever accidentally cummed on your own face"? Did you ever expect to see that sentence? Just a side note "Hugh" (lol...okay) it would be cum not cummed. You still have time to edit that...Good luck and have fun

It doesn't matter we still understand what he means cum, cummed whatever
 

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Definitely have. Cum stings like a bitch when you get it in your eye. The girls weren't kidding. End result is that I'm now a lot more careful and understanding when it comes to a money shot. I guess every cloud has a silver lining.

I also learned this the hard way. It's only happened to me once, because after that (and a bottle of Visine) I've been much more careful about my aim.

Hitting myself in the face happens quite a bit. I am a really heavy shooter, particularly if I'm getting fucked, and if I'm on my back and really into it it's pretty likely that I'm going to shoot hard enough to give myself a facial. I just try to pull myself together enough before it happens to avoid my eyes. :cool: