Ever accidentally cummed on your own face?
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Yes. By accident, while jerking lying down. It's usually when I'm on fat-tube.com or something like that.
Only once, when I was really going at it one day. It hit me on my chin, freaked me out for a second too, because before that the farthest I'd ever shot was up to my chest.
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Ooh yes, i had that before, quite a surprise that I shoot that far! Once in my eye and a few times on my cheek and chin. I was cool with it!
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Everybody, pay attention! If this hasn't happened to you, be careful! That stuff burns like hell if you get it in your eyes!
(I think it's all those spermies trying to drill holes into your eyeball thinking it's an enormous egg!!)
Many times, I've hit the wall behind my bed, in the face and yes a couple of times - directly in the eye! fuk that hurts and burns!!:biggrin1:
Oh that is cruel you bastard!! LOL - i had an ex who did that to me too! It took me a while to realize why; he loved see the cum hit the headboard or the wall behind me. Years later when he met my new partner, the jerk said 'gawd he's a huge shooter'
Oh that is cruel you bastard!! LOL - i had an ex who did that to me too! It took me a while to realize why; he loved see the cum hit the headboard or the wall behind me. Years later when he met my new partner, the jerk said 'gawd he's a huge shooter'
Currently checking airfares to both Vancouver and Austin..:biggrin1:
Years ago, I was on gay.com chatting with local guys, and became friends with a newbie to the site. It turns out he was in college, and was not sure about the whole gay thing...but was just testing the waters. He and I became closer, and eventually he and I decided to meet in a restaurant near my house. He was tall and very skinny, a bit awkward, very cute...and super nervous. After dinner, I invited him back to my house (queue porn music here). One thing led to the next 9duh, ya'll saw that coming), and I gave him his first blowjob. We were both enjoying the moment when he announced that he was going to cum, and I pulled back off his dick just as several globs of cum launched from his dick, sailed through the air, and landed all over his face. He came quite a bit, it was in his hair, his eye...the poor guy was a mess. I had to run to the kitchen to get a handful of paper towels and help him hose down. I couldn't help but laugh (with him, not at him). To this day I feel bad that I gave him such a crappy gay initiation. Come to think of it, I haven't seen him around in gay circles since...:dunno: Don't let me initiate you to the gay world...I will make you cum in your eye...and it burns.
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I'd love you as my boyfriend!
Hell YEAH, I've cummed in/on my own face...can't say it was ever accidental. Well, maybe a happy accident!
I regularly shoot over my head, and onto my face. I've hit the headboard and the wall behind it so many times, it's scary!! I've learned to close my eyes just before I release otherwise it burns like hell. Maybe I should invest in a pair of safety goggles?
I also bought several fleshlights recently and that really has cut back on the clean-up.
I also bought several fleshlights recently and that really has cut back on the clean-up.
Yes! Quite a few times...that's one of the best side effects of edging I think...and you can't predict how far and how many blasts. Once just after a really long fuck session with my then girlfriend, during which I forced myself not to cum, I was reliving how hot the sex was as I watched my gf sleeping next to me...I had pulled the sheet back a bit so I could appreciate her puffy pink nipples...I was rock hard and slowly stroking as I stared at her when out of nowhere my cock exploded...the first shot or two arched like 3 feet into the air before splattering on her cute tits and neck...i was caught off guard but managed to aim away from her as the last blasts fired away...all over my face and chest...I still think of that one a lot when I'm having a good solo session
Happened to me by accident when I was younger, and also when selfsucking I've let the cum shoot in my face, just to try what it feels like (warm and sticky)
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Yeah... not my proudest moment. I shoot pretty big loads anyway, I'd say this happens maybe once or so a month. I've hit myself in the eye, but when I cum I close my eyes anyway, so It didn't get in my eye. I've also shot myself in the mouth a good number of times. I'm not a fan.
