Ever been accused of having a hard on . . .

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  1. drgirth

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    . . . when it was really only your natural flaccid bulge? Can be especially embarrassing at the office (which has happened several times to me).
     
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    i used to work at Target and the khakis left little to the imagination. always looked like i was sporting wood.
     
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    all the time. the showers greatest blessing, as well as his greatest curse.
     
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    When I was young I used to accuse my friend of having a hard on all the time. He got in the habbit of lifting up his sweater to prove he didn't. The look on his face was always funny too.
     
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    When I was young??? :lmao: What are you, 19 now?

    (Just had to say that...coming from 44 year old me...)
     
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    Learn to use it to your advantage.
     
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    tee hee hee I know what you mean :lmao:
     
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    Younger... like 14-15
     
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    Ha ha, yes!, this has happened to me, most recently by a woman trying very hard to seduce me. A difficult situation to try and explain your way out of, esp. when you're not interested in that person.
     
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    ever since i was 12(i'm 34 now, and i was the same size i am now as i was when i was 12)i grow mabey an inch or two when fully hard.
     
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    OK so Think_kink - how does he lift up his sweater to show it's soft? That's not where you keep your cock!
     
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    oh yea, a couple of times! My fave was in a hotel health club when an attendant came and told me it was inappropriate for me to be "aroused" when on the treadmill. I told her I certainly wasn't, but was sorry if my body was offending anyone. When I went in to shower and dress a male attendant came in and was milling about and I noticed him checking me out as I strolled from the shower to the sink to shave (naked with no towel of course). After shaving and while I was dressing he came back in and apologized for the girl's comments earlier as he looked down at my cock and nuts just hanging all low. He also was very "complimentary" on my stuff, I'm sure I was the hot topic behind the desk for a day or two........lol. You know she gave me quite a look when I left too!

    It really is funny the things people get all wigged out about!
     
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    yeah i was at the beach once and i was wearing a speedo and this lady comes up to and says how dare u do this in public u perv! took her small children and left, i was left puzzled then i looked down and i looked down and my package looked like it was hard and i though oh shit maybe i got hard and didnt notice it but when i felt it it was totally limp! i just laughed the whole day
     
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    Not ever been "accused", but have drwan some stares before. I just ignore it.
     
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    Haven't had that, but I do remember using the reverse excuse.

    I was in high school, and had one of those random erections that comes for no reason when you're that age - i mean it was physics class for God's sake, no reason to have an erection. But it was showing quite a bulge, and a fellow student noticed and accused me of having an erection. I actually did, but I denied it and claimed I just had a huge penis.
     
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    Happened to me today when I went out looking for a job. Some girl just pointed at me and was like "Are you hard?" lol. I shouldve just said no but me being the ass I am came up with a sarcastic remark.
     
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    All the times in my jeans.
    It gets a little tiring be accused of having an erection or exaggerating my package.
    I am thinking of getting some baggy jeans just to stop the comments.
     
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    What kind of job were you looking for? It sounds like a scene from Clerks II.
     
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    Very baggy clothes were popular when I was a teen... So his sweater would cover where his crotch area was...
     
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    Yeah... It happend to me when i was like 15 or 16 years old and i was still wearing underpants... Me my brother and to girls were just playing soccer and suddenly one of the girls comes up to me and says "Woow You've got a Hord-on!".. i quickly said no this is just my dick :p... lol

    That was actually the first time i started thinking I was bigger than normal :)
     
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