ever been caught...by your pet??

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  1. ssongs

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    Hi. I always hate it when I'm jerking off and my cat jumps up on the computer desk. And then she just stares at me! Does she know what I'm doing? Can she smell my spooge? I find it awkward. But that doesn't stop me from finishing of course.

    Has anyone else j/o in front of their animals? On purpose, accident? Does anyone else find it a little weird?
     
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    no, I've never had pets. Well... I had turtles as a kid. Let em go free though eventually. Never came in their presence.

    Not caught jerking off. But animals love me. My aunt's got this crazy dog that's always sniffing at my cock... god that dog's got hormones. The things got a period so heavy my crazy aunt actually somehow makes it wear tampons...

    A cat would totally kill my boner. I hate cats. their hairs tear apart my respiratory tract and make my eyes swell shut. Cats always seem to bite me too. at least dogs love me.

    I used to sleep over at a friends house and I'd always catch their pets sniffing at my cod... it'd wake me up and I'd be so fucking mad.

    I guess you could say my current 'pets' are the ants that patrol up and down my computer desk. they have an affinity for semen. Don't ask.

    Slade
     
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    Yeah. My cat caught my arm with one of his claws just yesterday. I bled for seconds.
     
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    haha, sometimes my dogs wander in on me while i'm "busy", but they never pay any attention (they know humans do all sorts of inexplicable shit)

    on the other hand, i long ago learned the shut the door while i'm having sex with anyone else. my dogs seem to think that two humans going at it is some form of game, and usually attempted to join in by biting someone's foot or abducting items of carelessly-discarded clothing.
     
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    my cat sits in front of the monitor as to block my view while lookin at some good ol porn.
     
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    No pets here, but I do like for other's pets to be put away if I am having sex with someone.

    One guy's dog was trying to get in the room, I closed the door and the guy yells NO, I locked us in the room for a while.

    The other guy with pets had cats and he put them in the closet.

    I find it creepy if animals watch anything sexual.
     
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    Does it make you wonder what side of the fence in the zoo you are on? :rolleyes:

    My cat always watches, he always has done. He also likes watching dogs, horses, video boxes and plastic bags, though, so I wouldn't read too much into it.
     
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    I don't know.. Animals seem smart.

    They watch, I always feel a bit ashamed when my dog catches me doing it.:tongue:
     
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    Well I don't seem to have this problem because my animals are busy doing other things most of the time. The dog likes to watch the TV in the other room 24/7 (And I'm convinced that's why she seems to be getting stupider) and the cat sleeps 23 out of the 24 hours of the day.

    Though the cat watched one time and it did not bug me.
     
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    we had a beautiful bluepoint siamese cat when i was a teen. his name was tinker. he always interrupted everything if i was in bed. he had to jump on my chest and "fluff the bread". what *i* wanted was totally irrelevant. i could have had a gangbang going on. but to him...so what.

    he drug a mouse into the house once and later killed my parakeet. bad kitty. little bitch. i miss him still.
     
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    I couldn't be bothered one way or the other if my cat happens to be present when I'm wanking it. I mean, he doesn't seem to mind licking his when I'm around...

    Besides, it's not like the animals are gonna tell anyone.

    But every time I sit on the toilet, the cat appears from out of nowhere. He almost always wants attention while I'm trying to drop one.
     
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    i have a very strong bond with my dog. I love het like a sister. I feel like she's my little sister. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y255/foolface06/P1050005.jpg
    (Look at her eyes... they can see your soul.) I wouldn't masturbate in front of my little sister (if i had one), so i won't do it in front of my dog. There seems to be a sense of guilt. Also, a part of me believes that she understands what's going on (and she'll go and tell all of her friends, and i'll be gossipped about by all the towns pets. I'd feel ashamed to go to any of their gatherings... okay, I am too sleepy for this).
     
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    no ... never...

    This reminds me of the story of a dog... a guy had a problem with his girlfriends dog... the dog was barking at him... and he was crazy mad when he had sex with his girlfriend... the dog was furious then...

    and further more.... the dog was having sex.... with the guys shoes! He didnt want to wear shoes with dog spooge.....

    weird dog...
     
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    not going to lie, I was expecting a different pussy :biggrin1:
     
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    yes by my cat. and then he started licking the cum, uggg. I told him to piss off and shoved him and then he left.

    uggg, weird.
     
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    Blow it all over the dog, and then rename it Scooby Goo.
     
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    one time me and my friend tommy were goin at it in his room, and he was about to blow his load, and he took it out, and blew it on his hand, and just as he was blowin, the dog comes in and goes right to his hand, and tommy right into the moment didn't even know the dog was licking his hand until it was too late... :confused:
     
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