Ever been caught jerkin? (18+ only)

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First job, cleaned a bakery during off hours. Went into the basement for a fresh bottle of bleach, spotted some old porn up in the joists. Young, dumb and full of cum, I did what comes naturally, until I heard footsteps at the top of the stairs and "what're you doing down there?"...I'm sure my lower half was within view from there. It was the owner. I closed house asap, said I was getting bleach, and walked up past him as red faced as anyone could possibly be. He said nothing and never mentioned anything again, which kinda made it worse. And I learned that work wasn't the place to jerk off.
 

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Yes, when Grandma opened my bedroom door carrying a basket of laundry. I quickly rolled over onto my stomach, but even though I think she didn't actually see anything, the bed springs were a dead give away. She discreetly closed the door, and the same day, Grandpa bought me a slide lock for my bedroom. Best grandparents ever!
 
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I have a Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator. I live on my own now, but not too lomg ago, still lived with the folks. I always tried to be as discrete as possible, so I always made sure I waited for all to turn in before I used it. I lay it on the bed to simulate the act. I put on porn on my laptop to enjoy the visual as I go at it. In order not to have the sounds of the porn carry, I put on headphones so only I can hear the porn. One night after I had thought everybody had turned in for the night, I was having a hot session with the fuck torso, put on the porn and earphones. As I’m going at it, I hear a knock on my door. Knock must have been pretty loud for me to hear over the porn in my earphones and who knows how many knocks I got before I heard it. Damn, I didn’t realize my dad was in living room watching T.V. On his way back to his room, he has to walk by my room. I took off my earphones and heard him say: “Good night, all ok?”. I froze and managed to grunt a quick: “Yeah”. I hadn’t realized that with my earphones on, I was not aware of the noise I was making. The bed squeaks, as I thrust and move and I tend to groan and grunt as I go at it. I was oblivious to this because all I heard was the porn in my earphones. Who knows for how long they have heard this, the unmistakable sound of a rocking bed, I don’t have a girl in there, and they had recently found my toys (thats anktherbstory). It all happened so fast I was not able to discern if his: “Good night, all ok?” meant “what the hell are you doing in there”, or “I know what you are doing in there, just keep it down”, or if it meant “that’s my boy”. But regardless, no doubt my secret was out. He did not physically walk in on me and see anything, but I’m sure he still “caught” me.
 

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When I was still living at home I was jacking while under the covers of my bed one morning. My door was closed, and just as I was about to blow my load my mom barged in to ask what I wanted for breakfast. I could feel my lower stomach getting coated with cum under the covers as I was asking my mom if we had stuff to make french toast.
 

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When I was still living at home I was jacking while under the covers of my bed one morning. My door was closed, and just as I was about to blow my load my mom barged in to ask what I wanted for breakfast. I could feel my lower stomach getting coated with cum under the covers as I was asking my mom if we had stuff to make french toast.

I have had a few very similar situations.

Most recent one I can think of was over the summer. I was staying at my grandparents on their farm. Same thing, but It was my grandma knocking then opening the door without waiting more than 2 seconds. I was undercover, but my dick kept right on making a mess as we discussed breakfast. I had to make like I was trying to sit up in the bed to hide the abdominal convulsion from my nuts wringing a load of cum out my dick.
 

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I have had a few very similar situations.

Most recent one I can think of was over the summer. I was staying at my grandparents on their farm. Same thing, but It was my grandma knocking then opening the door without waiting more than 2 seconds. I was undercover, but my dick kept right on making a mess as we discussed breakfast. I had to make like I was trying to sit up in the bed to hide the abdominal convulsion from my nuts wringing a load of cum out my dick.
So what did you end up having for breakfast?
 

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Privacy was not part of my father’s vocabulary so he frequently walked into my bedroom without knocking. It didn’t matter if I was naked or masturbating he would walk in and start a conversation. He’s seen me naked, fully erect and masturbating. It was difficult to stop masturbating and cover up when you’re blowing a load of cum. He figured it was his house and he could do whatever he wanted. I think he found so joy in humiliating me; he’s not a particularly nice man.
 
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Privacy was not part of my father’s vocabulary so he frequently walked into my bedroom without knocking. It didn’t matter if I was naked or masturbating he would walk in and start a conversation. He’s seen me naked, fully erect and masturbating. It was difficult to stop masturbating and cover up when you’re blowing a load of cum. He figured it was his house and he could do whatever he wanted. I think he found so joy in humiliating me; he’s not a particularly nice man.
Doesn’t sound like it.
 

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Privacy was not part of my father’s vocabulary so he frequently walked into my bedroom without knocking. It didn’t matter if I was naked or masturbating he would walk in and start a conversation. He’s seen me naked, fully erect and masturbating. It was difficult to stop masturbating and cover up when you’re blowing a load of cum. He figured it was his house and he could do whatever he wanted. I think he found so joy in humiliating me; he’s not a particularly nice man.

My dad was like that too, but I attributed to 8 children growing up in a 4 room tenement apartment during the depression.

He never knocked, never ever! And there were no locks on our bedroom doors. Over the years dad saw me naked at least a bazillion times, and many times naked with a full erection. There were a few times when I was obviously masturbating when he walked in but only one time did he actually see me ejaculating, which to this day is one of my favorite memories :p
 

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Had a weird set up at home. With a bigger bedroom but the catch was I had a glass door. So I was careful with the times I did anything. Even then when I was horny and in the moment I didn't hear people come near my room and my parents occasionally opened the door to quite a visual. Never got in trouble but it was always interesting.
 

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Had a weird set up at home. With a bigger bedroom but the catch was I had a glass door. So I was careful with the times I did anything. Even then when I was horny and in the moment I didn't hear people come near my room and my parents occasionally opened the door to quite a visual. Never got in trouble but it was always interesting.

Glass door? Clear glass or frosted ?
 

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My dad was like that too, but I attributed to 8 children growing up in a 4 room tenement apartment during the depression.

He never knocked, never ever! And there were no locks on our bedroom doors. Over the years dad saw me naked at least a bazillion times, and many times naked with a full erection. There were a few times when I was obviously masturbating when he walked in but only one time did he actually see me ejaculating, which to this day is one of my favorite memories :p

I know the feeling. It's not easy to stop ejaculating once you start. My dad has seen me blow several loads.
 

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I know the feeling. It's not easy to stop ejaculating once you start. My dad has seen me blow several loads.

I was not actually ejaculating when he walked in, but I had been edging for about an hour, was just a few seconds away from ejaculating, and my dad walking in at that moment was exciting and just totally threw me over the edge.
 

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I was not actually ejaculating when he walked in, but I had been edging for about an hour, was just a few seconds away from ejaculating, and my dad walking in at that moment was exciting and just totally threw me over the edge.
Something similar happened to me with a roommate. He came back earlier then expected and as soon as that door opened I went off lol. Probably the largest load I've ever shot, coated myself and went all over the wall behind me.

Never have quite repeated that event since :(