I was laying on top of my bed, naked after a workout. I'd stripped off my jock and had a hard cock and balls so full, I had to relieve everything. Eyes closed, my fantasy played in my mind. I edge, getting close and stopping to play with my balls or massage my taint. Suddenly, I have this strange feeling that someone is watching. I open my eyes and look around the room. Door still closed. Nobody lurking. I glance to my bedroom window. There's a face. Close enough that the nose smudges the glass. It's the old maid neighbor, probably eighty years old. She'd always been nice to me - fixing desserts and stuff. I put the pillow over my privates. She nods her head and disappears from the window. In about five minutes, there's a knock on the front door. I jump into shorts and answer it. It's the old lady. She apologizes for "scaring" me and says she's sorry. I kinda laugh and say, "It's normal for guys." She smiles and says, "I know. I've seen you before. Do you mind?"
I've got a peeping tom, I think. But, really, I didn't give a shit.