Ever been caught jerkin? (18+ only)
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Was the EXACT same in my house growing up. I HATED IT
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I was on cam with a male friend of mine and we were rubbing our hard cocks and I didn't hear my wife coming through my office and she caught me jerking off with him. I was startled a bit and she asked me if I ever get enough? I told her no and that she knew that. She went on her way but I was a bit embarrassed. She know I do like to get off with guys.
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Happened to me once before but just shut off cam when she walked in.
Ex GF and I had been together for about 8 years. We hadn’t had sex in a long time and I think she’d lost interest in me, and TBH even though I had a high sex drive I’d probably lost interest in her too. One morning, she was out at the shops, and I knew I had about an hour to myself. Standard home alone drill: PC on, pants down. She came back after about half an hour, and I didn’t hear her coming up the stairs. I pulled my trackies up like lightning and switched the PC screen off, but I wasn’t quick or smart enough to mute the speakers. So she opens the door and sees a pulsing tent in my trackies and a warm wetness spreading across the front, while hearing the dulcet tones of porn coming out of the speakers. She goes “come and help me get the groceries out of the car”. We didn’t talk about it, and we broke up a few months later.
New GF and I live in a small one bedroom apartment, and we have a rule: if the bedroom door is closed, don’t come in.
New GF and I live in a small one bedroom apartment, and we have a rule: if the bedroom door is closed, don’t come in.
The list is long...
pretty much every family member, most of my friends, all my girlfriends, a few neighbors....
pretty much every family member, most of my friends, all my girlfriends, a few neighbors....
Once got caught trying to suck myself off, lol, by my brother! He was such shit about it lol. Never let me live it down
To this day no.....now I'm going to ask!
Twice by uni housemates, and once by a family member.
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- J32,
I rarely share stories from others, but this happened to a close friend and it’s just too good not to share.
So he runs a business and has a small office where he meets with clients. The place is literally the size of a studio apartment. To make matters worse his front door is right off the street and when you enter his desk is a few feet from the front door. Almost like a reception desk in front.
So he was working one day and it was raining really hard. It was a very slow day with no walk ins and he was alone at the office. He put up the sign that he was gone for lunch and locked the front door. Then pulls up some porn and decides fuck it I’m gonna edge for a while. After about 30-40 mins the door suddenly swings open and a lady bursts in. He’d been jerking off with just his pants unbuttoned and sitting in his desk chair. But he was so startled by the lady that he fell out of his chair and his pants were around his ankles now. The lady was fussing with the umbrella so it gave him a few seconds to get back on the chair but not enough to pull up his pants or click out of pornhub which was still playing (no audio because headphones was plugged in). The way his monitor is positioned you couldn’t see it if you just walked in but you could see it if you went over and sat at his desk. So as the lady approached his desk he thought quickly and stepped on the power strip to shut off the entire computer.
Apparently he hadn’t fasted the lock all the way and because of the rain storm the lady ran from her car and didn’t see the out for lunch sign. He ended up helping her and she was there for about an hour. The whole time his pants were around his ankles. For a while his dick was sticking out of his boxers but he managed to put it back in while the lady was rummaging for something in her purse. He said it was both exciting and scary. Exciting that he was exposed under the desk but scared she might somehow notice and report him as some sort of sexual predator and ruin his business. When the lady left he didn’t stand to shake her hand or show her out. He blamed it on “ankle surgery” and she let herself out.
So he runs a business and has a small office where he meets with clients. The place is literally the size of a studio apartment. To make matters worse his front door is right off the street and when you enter his desk is a few feet from the front door. Almost like a reception desk in front.
So he was working one day and it was raining really hard. It was a very slow day with no walk ins and he was alone at the office. He put up the sign that he was gone for lunch and locked the front door. Then pulls up some porn and decides fuck it I’m gonna edge for a while. After about 30-40 mins the door suddenly swings open and a lady bursts in. He’d been jerking off with just his pants unbuttoned and sitting in his desk chair. But he was so startled by the lady that he fell out of his chair and his pants were around his ankles now. The lady was fussing with the umbrella so it gave him a few seconds to get back on the chair but not enough to pull up his pants or click out of pornhub which was still playing (no audio because headphones was plugged in). The way his monitor is positioned you couldn’t see it if you just walked in but you could see it if you went over and sat at his desk. So as the lady approached his desk he thought quickly and stepped on the power strip to shut off the entire computer.
Apparently he hadn’t fasted the lock all the way and because of the rain storm the lady ran from her car and didn’t see the out for lunch sign. He ended up helping her and she was there for about an hour. The whole time his pants were around his ankles. For a while his dick was sticking out of his boxers but he managed to put it back in while the lady was rummaging for something in her purse. He said it was both exciting and scary. Exciting that he was exposed under the desk but scared she might somehow notice and report him as some sort of sexual predator and ruin his business. When the lady left he didn’t stand to shake her hand or show her out. He blamed it on “ankle surgery” and she let herself out.
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First wife caught me once. Caused a huge fight. Told her if she gave it to me more than 3-4 times a year I wouldn’t be doing this.
current wife has caught me a few times. She only fusses when she doesn’t get to watch.
current wife has caught me a few times. She only fusses when she doesn’t get to watch.
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I’ve never understood this. A buddy was caught in the shower when his wife went in to grab the hamper and threatened to leave him. So now he has to really sneak around. Makes no sense.
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This can be resolved by “hey honey wanna join me?”
if not then yeah deeper relationship issues are at play. If you’re still into each other seeing your partner please themselves even solo as a voyeur is exciting
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I worked for a woman doing gardening and other outdoor tasks. One day, she "accidentally" doused me with insecticide. She rushed me into her house, to her master bathroom, giving me access to the shower to clean up. I stripped down to my boxers and she took my clothing to launder it while I showered.
I got distracted by something I noticed partially exposed from the clothes hamper - the leg of what found to be a pair of her worn pantyhose. I used the nylon to stroke myself. Just as I was reaching orgasm, the door opened - my cum was drooling, my exposed cock-head in hand, wrapped with the nylon.
She scolded me, then seduced me in the shower, followed by forcing me to stroke while she watched.
I got distracted by something I noticed partially exposed from the clothes hamper - the leg of what found to be a pair of her worn pantyhose. I used the nylon to stroke myself. Just as I was reaching orgasm, the door opened - my cum was drooling, my exposed cock-head in hand, wrapped with the nylon.
She scolded me, then seduced me in the shower, followed by forcing me to stroke while she watched.
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- hoag,
My partner. Not really much of a "caught" moment because we're regularly nude or almost nude around each other, so it makes sense that at one point one of us would be jerking it, but it was still funny when it happened lol
So this was when was in university, but living at home. A girl I knew was talking how she jerked off her boy friend, and he could hit the bed frame and wall behind his head.
I knew I was a shooter too and.....Well that vision gave me an idea to try it myself. So I held off from jerking for three days (really hard for me to do then). I'm my room, bed across from the door, I thought I locked it. I was stroking, underwear pull down under my balls, no shirt or pants. I was totally exposed. I could feel my balls lift, my cock loading up, and I knew this was going to be a huge wet load. Excited to see how far I could shoot the cum gun im hand, I thrusted my hips forward, I was in a bridge pose, pushing up with every contraction of cum jetting out. Hit my face first, then the head board! Yes, next the wall, .......
THEN the door open up, mom with a full basket of laundry!! I let go of my cock, making brief eye contact, however I was only midway through dispensing seed lol. IT WAS So awkward!! my cock was twitching HANDS FREE letting out the rest of this pent up load, splat on my stomach, then the beding as I tried to cover myself, even one hit floor. Lol. Mom put the basket down and left while this was going on. She later had dad have an weird conversation with me about keeping the door locked, and to repect my stuff, by not coming ON the walls and bed etc. Oh God horrible, probably still not as bad as being caught by my brother while I tried to suck myself off.
I knew I was a shooter too and.....Well that vision gave me an idea to try it myself. So I held off from jerking for three days (really hard for me to do then). I'm my room, bed across from the door, I thought I locked it. I was stroking, underwear pull down under my balls, no shirt or pants. I was totally exposed. I could feel my balls lift, my cock loading up, and I knew this was going to be a huge wet load. Excited to see how far I could shoot the cum gun im hand, I thrusted my hips forward, I was in a bridge pose, pushing up with every contraction of cum jetting out. Hit my face first, then the head board! Yes, next the wall, .......
THEN the door open up, mom with a full basket of laundry!! I let go of my cock, making brief eye contact, however I was only midway through dispensing seed lol. IT WAS So awkward!! my cock was twitching HANDS FREE letting out the rest of this pent up load, splat on my stomach, then the beding as I tried to cover myself, even one hit floor. Lol. Mom put the basket down and left while this was going on. She later had dad have an weird conversation with me about keeping the door locked, and to repect my stuff, by not coming ON the walls and bed etc. Oh God horrible, probably still not as bad as being caught by my brother while I tried to suck myself off.
Haha sorry this is worse lol. Your brother will boys will be boys… he understands.
