Ever been nude with co-workers?

[love2compare]

Have you ever participated in a nude company event (such as a visit to a european sauna, spa, shower after sports, hooker place... etc.) among co-workers and how was it? I wonder if afterwards everything is still the same, knowing who's bigger or smaller.... LOL

I mean what if you' re bigger than your boss... any changes in the way of working together?

 

[Lord_of_Goon]

Keep your dick out of work. Jeez. Ppl need to settle down

 

[Boobalaa]

Back in the day as a Firefighter in the U.S. Forest Service..yeah, all the time what's the big deal?

 

[halcyondays]

Showering with workmates after weekly hoops game, saunas, sweat lodges, pool parties, but few of my direct bosses ever participated (some were women). Like any other locker room situation, all the guys check each other out but no one ever says anything out loud in the group. Most comments are passed privately, e.g. once I walked into sauna, only one other guy was there--my boss's boss at the time--and he says "my, my you really are a big boy." I just laughed. Nothing was ever different after.

 

[817051]

That happened at my previous company when we showered after a sports event. My boss was there as well, but nothing was really different afterwards. And anyway, nobody got to know who was bigger or smaller because no one got hard in the shower.

 

[D_Candi_Rapper]

that is cool man must be a lot to carry around. you need help with it.

 

[Brisler]

Have you ever participated in a nude company event (such as a visit to a [...]hooker place).

And people are wondering why the economy is a mess...

 

[LaFemme]

OMG! What kind of company takes their employees to a "hooker" place?!

Dear Staff of Dunder-Mifflin,

This year's Christmas party will not be held at the Ramada Inn as usual. Instead, we will be enjoying a buffet & orgy at Madame Zoya's Dungeon & Dinner Center. Bring a towel. Lube and condoms will be provided on-site.

RSVP with plus one.

The Management

 

[Brisler]

But in all seriousness... I once participated in a game of company polo. Afterwards we all showered together, so we all saw each other naked of course. My boss took a look a my junk. He didn't say anything until later when he told me that I should have been one of the horses at the polo game, since I was hung like a horse. We had a good laugh about it, but I could tell that his attitude towards me changed completely after that. I had noticed that he was tiny. In the weeks that followed the balance of power in the workplace shifted almost 100%. I could tell that he thought I was a superior male because of my size, and gradually all the other co-workers began to think of me in a similar way. And I must admit that I did too. So I sort of became the boss.

Unfortunately I was hardly qualified to operate a fishing vessel. I steered it right into the pillar of a bridge, and the ship sank. All my co-workers drowned, but I was able to use my giant penis as a raft. So here I am to tell people my story.

 

[Gillette]

But in all seriousness...

Your story seems a bit far fetched.
Fishermen playing polo? How common is that?

 

[LaFemme]

Your story seems a bit far fetched.
Fishermen playing polo? How common is that?

It happens all the time in Denmark. :wink:

 

[Brisler]

Your story seems a bit far fetched.
Fishermen playing polo? How common is that?

It was water polo, of course. I didn't think that needed clarification.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I don't even attend my companies Christmas parties.

If they had a nude event, chances are I'd skip out on that too. Not that I have a problem being nude in front of people.. I'm just not a fan of group events of any kind.

 

[Gillette]

It was water polo, of course. I didn't think that needed clarification.

You mentioned horses.:shrug:

 

[Lord_of_Goon]

And people are wondering why the economy is a mess...

Agreed. Quit worrying about your damn penis at work and just work. Be a horn ball on your own time.

 

[Brisler]

You mentioned horses.:shrug:

Have you never heard of seahorses? Sweet Jesus...

 

[Wrat]

I used to take showers in the same room as a bunch of other Marines all the time. That's part of working together in that environment. I suppose that counts. It doesn't have anything to do with your relationships.

 

[Petrolhead]

yes a few times. Just with the guys though. nothing remarkable about it and nothing changed afterwards.

I do prefer the attitude in Germany when I was there where women joined in too

 

[Gillette]

Have you never heard of seahorses? Sweet Jesus...

How did I know you were going to say that?

But they're too tiny to ride and poorly suited to cold waters...

I must conclude your whole story is made up.:tongue:

 

[geitjeshoeder]

Once, when i was working for an ad agency, one of the guys later mentioned me as being well hung when he introduced a college intern to me... which was kinda awkward but she didn't freak out or anything.