Ever been nude with co-workers?

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No but there is a co-worker I'd give my right arm to get with. I feel convinced he's hot for me as I am for him. Policies at work are quite binding and work is the only place I will ever interact with him. If there were one way I could approach him that is definite yet non-confrontational and non-incriminating to make him give me the green light I'd do it. I want him that bad.

And I am aware not doing such things at work is best, but as said if there were that one way to make him let me know..

Anyone ever had a situation like this and was safe and successful breaking the ice at work?
 
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You ask "Anyone ever had a situation like this and was safe and successful breaking the ice at work?"

Sadly not. Playing around with colleagues is fraught with issues, which only makes the frisson greater. Have had several workmates I have had the hots for, but never have I acted upon those feelings. Part of being professional is separating any sexual feelings from your work relationships, I think.
 

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No but there is a co-worker I'd give my right arm to get with. I feel convinced he's hot for me as I am for him. Policies at work are quite binding and work is the only place I will ever interact with him. If there were one way I could approach him that is definite yet non-confrontational and non-incriminating to make him give me the green light I'd do it. I want him that bad.

And I am aware not doing such things at work is best, but as said if there were that one way to make him let me know..

Anyone ever had a situation like this and was safe and successful breaking the ice at work?

You don't even want to go there these days. Sure way of being dismissed. Even if neither one of you should report it, another coworker might spill the beans, and management these days is hyper sensitive to workplace ethics and employee issues. All kinds of implications (favoritism, extended relationships) could be misconstrued. Kind smoke one outside is my best advice.
 
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Have you ever participated in a nude company event (such as a visit to a european sauna, spa, shower after sports, hooker place... etc.) among co-workers and how was it? I wonder if afterwards everything is still the same, knowing who's bigger or smaller.... LOL

I mean what if you' re bigger than your boss... any changes in the way of working together?
Yes, we have a gym with showers & a staff locker room in my workplace so I've seen my boss & coworkers nude & I have a bigger cock than everyone, but 1 BBC that other coworkers talk about.
 

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I have. I used to
fuck my secretary all over the office after other staff was gone, or even in other rooms. Lol. Of course, she was my wife also.....does that count?

Man what a nice setup! I would fuck my wife all over the office and broom closet as well. I can just see her laying on my desk with her legs spread and me eating het pussy for lunch then fucking her pussy for dessert. What woulld I give to have a setup like yours. Plug that pussy everytime you can plug it!

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I was the boss and shared a room with one of my gay employees. I had known him for years. We both slept naked. He had his bed I had mine. I went to bed before he did as he liked to party a lot. I was awake usually when he came in. He would just quietly go to his bed and stip off his clothes and get into bed. No big deal. I knew he was gay and had a lot of respect for him as he was a great employee. We both were in the 8 inch cock Dept I was a little thicker than him. We talked about sex a lot but was never interested in doing anything stupid.
 

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I would imagine it's also a prequisite if you and your coworkers work in porn.
True but I also do other things. The pool party was at a gym I worked at and the manager had a after hours party. Once the drank was flowing people stared to dare each other to run around the gym naked.
 

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I was naked with my wife's co worker before. He used to come over to pool parties where everyone would skinny dip.
Turns out they ended up fucking a lot and I caught them in the act
 

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When I was younger inviting coworkers to work out with me, was a great way to see some coworker locker room nudity. Later, I would see coworkers naked in the corporate gym. One coworker later confessed that he used to lust after me when seeing me in the locker room. I was completely oblivious, because I was in the closet most of that time.

Lastly a coworker/friend invited himself to a trip I was taking to Hedonism in the late 90's. Considering how prudish he acted I was shocked that he was willing to go to a nudist resort. Twenty minutes and three shots later, the clothes came off and I could finally see what was under his clothes.
 
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Yes. Two different reasons.

1. I used to go the gym with a coworker and we would use the sauna afterwards. His dick is beautiful. Huge and uncut. I'd always sneak a glance.

2. Different company, my boss and I would go running at lunch time and we would obviously shower in front of one another after. His dick was smaller than mine. One time he got a hard on which I saw because it was obvious. He walked out the shower at full mast.

He was straight and married but after I left the company and moved to a different city he visited on business. We hooked up drunkenly.
 

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1. One of my first bosses at small family run business where we were almost forced to share rooms on trips due to budget. He was very hung (thinner and long) and would always sleep nude in the rooms. Made a point of asking if that was okay. Would walk around the room nude and once had him come out of bathroom in middle of night with full hard on out on display. I didn't show him mine at all. I think he was a bit bigger though.

2. On a trip to service some technical equipment for an air force contract. Got drunk with some guys I was working with and circle jerked together comparing dicks totally wasted. Prior experience had made me less shy. I was biggest.

3. Working a part time construction job years later and had guy on the site for a few weeks that I'd get beers with afterwards. I suspected he was hung because I saw Magnum XLs in his truck once. The site was demo'd but there was a basically open shower we'd use to clean up after finishing work. I decided to not be shy and strip with him there talking and go first. Initially he didn't follow suit, but eventually he started getting more bold and started to expose his VERY THICK dick when he stripped down for the shower. We started talking more openly about sex and I sorta complimented him on his dick half-drunk ("i seen that thick piece you got...must do serious damage") and then he started facing me when he's shower and we'd shoot the shit. We talked about how often we masturbated, but we never did it together or showed each other more than semi. He got back together with a girl and he quit that job to move back there. Haven't seen since.
 

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I've been nude around male coworkers a few times other, mainly golf and a few random encounters at the gym. One situation I have written about before was when I was at a company golf tournament. My plan was just to go home after. I went in the locker room to pee and saw one of my coworkers, a guy was just an asshole to me, getting undressed to shower. He had a tiny flaccid penis - less than 2" long.

I really couldn't pass of the opportunity and took a locker and followed him into the shower. It was warm that day, so I was hanging around six inches. I stood across, so he could definitely see. I could see he took a number of glances and one time outright stared when I was rinsing my hair.

I stood naked outside my locker and made chit chat while he got dressed. I could tell then he was doing anything he could not to look. It is kind of childish, but letting a guy who you don't like know that you are three or four times his size isn't the worst feeling in the world.

I had another guy that I taught with at a local college that I ran into at the school gym all the time that gave me the nickname "Holmes." I was kind of oblivious to that and asked him one day why he called me that. I was thinking he was saying something more like "homey." He told me it was short for John Holmes. There were a couple of other people within earshot. I didn't really know what to say, so I shook my head and dropped it.