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Ever bust the zipper of your pants with a hardon?

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by suckerforabigcock, Oct 15, 2008.

  1. suckerforabigcock

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    It happened to a friend of mine at college. A 'big' guy. And quite a sight to see.
     
  2. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    Back when nylon zippers were put in mens dress pants, I'd have the zipper pop open. It would happen in public, nobody would say a word, and I'd just about croak when I found out. Good thing I wore tight briefs back then.
     
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    No, but I wouldn't be opposed to it, if it took place !
     
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    everyday
     
  5. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    Ooops I didn't notice it said with a "hardon". Mine popped the zipper without a hardon. :redface:
     
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    ive had it happen a couple times but you never can be sure if its cause of a defective zipper.
     
  7. Principessa

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    What kind of cheapo jeans was he wearing? See this is why I still lament the fact Levi's are no longer being made in this country. Off shore manufacturers don't always produce a quality product.
     
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    me thinks zipper busting cocks are myths . . . . but perhaps I'm just jealous, since I've never did that!
     
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    My pants all have Velcro.
     
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    well it only happened once with levis for me. the other times it was utility jeans.
     
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    Surely you jest. I cringe to think about pulling out my cock between Velcro stripes. But, then again, it might be the very thing for my semi!
     
  12. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    It happened more often with the nylon zippers they put in dress slacks. Now some jeans get a loose zipper anyways. You hiccup and they are open.
     
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    :rofl:
     
  14. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    sad but true there Seven721
     
  15. suckerforabigcock

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    no my zipper never broke from my breeders varying sizes that i go thru during the course of a day..
    HOWEVER....i had some pants in high school where the zipper would not stay zipped...the bulge factor...and my mom suggested i use a safety pin to lock the zipper to those pants...she took em to the tailor..tried two different zippers...the tailor said...its the cut of the pants that is pulling from the upper thigh...and my ass...all competing for space in the pants...and when he measured me...he said...no matter what kind of zipper is put in...the problem is always going to be there...over that summer i grew...and i went to another pant size...the problem and the safety pin went away...and when my younger brothers tried the pants on..they had the same problem...so..they, the pants, not my borthers went to salvation army
     

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    I never broke a zipper but I've worn a hole in the fabric of all of my jeans where my dick head shows down my leg.
     
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    True, good quality jeans want do that.
     
  19. suckerforabigcock

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    some nice images to enjoy there, 11inchcok and Flynn! Thanks
     
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    urban myth, even the extremely hung farmers around here won't buy this one....lol:hypnotized:
     
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    I don't think it would be possible anymore, but when I was about 19 I was once really horny sitting in the passenger seat of this car while this girl that I am not even attracted to was driving on this random adventure to Las Vegas. Everyone was asleep in the back seat. I started fantasizing about the girl.
    I think the sense of adventure set me off into extreme horniness.
    Anyway, to make a long story short, I broke through either the button or the zipper. Can't rememeber which.
    I was more virginal than I am now and was afraid to shift in some way that she would notice my boner so it just broke through the pants.
     
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    I did this a few times, mostly in my late teens/early 20s.

    M and S (Marks and Spencer) cords were particularly prone to it, I remember. One factor may be that once I started having to wear a jockstrap on a daily basis a sudden expansion would impinge directly along the whole of the zip area. You'd think that being restrained by a jock this couldn't happen, but it most certainly did.

    My landlady in my last year at univ who on one occasion got an eyeful of the cause of my problem with zips sewed stronger replacement ones on every pair of trousers I owned.

    I have had seams and zips go since then, but this has been from general pressure over a long period, not from sudden events. Usually with well fitting suits it will not happen.

    But when it does: coming home and discovering that damage has been done somehere along the line is one of the worst lpsg moments there could be.
     
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    Hasn't happened with zippers, but i have popped a button or two with button fly jeans and not while hard.
     
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    A bigger (and more embarrasing) risk than busting a zipper is simply forgetting to zip it up.
     
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    Even worse, be freeballing, and not zip it.
     
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    Who even wears pants anymore? :tongue:
     
  27. Gnashin Teefe

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    I haven't busted a zipper, but my hardon has blown out the fly in my Y-front briefs on more than one occasion. Completely rips out the stitching around the fly. Mostly happens with nighttime hardons.
     
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    Lots of nice 'images' to share. Just a pity none of us has any photographic evidence…
     
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    Does trying to zip your pants up with a hard on (don't ask) and getting it caught in the zipper count? :eek5:
     
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