Ever caught anyone masturbating?

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  1. sinbad73

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    We've had the been caught masturbating thread - anyone ever caught anyone masturbating - if so tell all!
     
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    Not me !!!
     
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    I wish. :3
     
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    My dad, brother and both sons
     
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    my buds and roommate
     
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    My roommate at Uni though I was too embarrassed to put the light on.

    Head him thrashing on the other bed though. He was certainly putting some effort into it.
     
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    Yeah. One day I was walking along the riverbank, near home. There's a big railway viaduct that goes across it at one point. On the towpath, under the bridge, there were two lads hanging around. I didn't much like the look of them, so I cut away from the river and walked through one of the railway arches, two or three away from the river. As I got under the arch there was this lad laying there on a piece of cardboard, trousers and pants round his ankles, porn mag in one hand and cock in the other, really going for it. It was quite a sight.

    The two lads on the towpath turned out to be his mates, waiting for him to finish his wank (presumably taking it in turns with the porn mag?).
     
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    My 39 year old boss. Arriving just as he orgasmed!

    Earlier in the day I met with my boss to go over the next day's presentation to another company. When I left, I inadvertently left an important chart on an easel in his office. Fortunately I noticed it was missing, so I went back to the office at about 10pm to retreive it. Normally, there would be no one in the office at that time, and the cleaning crew would have finished hours earlier. Safty lights were always kept on in all offices in this building, so when I arrived there was no reason to turn on any lights to see.

    Thinking I was alone when I arrived, I hurried into his office. Did I ever get a surprise! He was standing nude in front of the projection TV that projected onto a a large screen, intensely watching a film and furiously wacking away with great gusto. It was obvious that the film he was watching was a Gay film. His attention was so intense that he was never aware that I was there. Then he reached orgasm and was even more distracted! He shot his load all over the floor and the front of his desk. I would never see that room the same again!

    I immediately and quietly, left the office and waited in the parking lot until I saw him leave. Then I returned and retreived the chart.

    Two days later I attended a back yard party that he and his wife gave for the employees and their families. Little did he know what I knew, and he never would.
     
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    I caught my pittbull masturbating
     
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    okay...i'll bite

    How does a pit pull masturbate?
     
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    like any other dog............but he was so ashamed of himself for being caught..we talked about it..and he now understands it is alright ..
     
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    In college I had a class cancelled and showed up back in my dorm room when my roommate wasn't expected me.

    It was 11am, he'd already been up, yet he was under his covers looking *shocked* when I walked in.

    I immediately realized what was going on though I never saw anything. I walked out and came back 2 hours later.

    We never spoke of it.
     
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    Best story of the night
     
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    I suppose I could give a boring account for catching my roommate who was enjoying one of my cheap DVDs. He stopped, but neither one of us cared what had happened. Yeah, we all do it.

    The funny thing is he had a grin on his face, as if my roommated was expecting someone to walk in unexpectedly.
     
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    Recently, I moved, so about a week ago, I was laying in my bed at my new place, and my stupid teenage neighbor places his steel bed frame against the wall I share with him, how naive. Around midnight, as it has gotten described this thread, this guy was "going at it furiously." I heard every thrust and every bed creek. The guy lasted about twenty minutes. I even heard him jack off a little bit after he orgasmed to get the last bit of sperm out.

    Then a few minutes later, someone from across the hall knocked on the guy's door and yelled, "stop masturbating!"
     
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    im an idiot
     
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    I am the thickest putz on the face of the Earth. I have never realized I've caught someone until long after it happened and I put 2+2 together. I've caught 2 roommates who were covered by the time I came in, and one very good friend of mine who was so pissed off I wouldn't get the hint that he got up out of bed only in his boxers, with a semi and went into the bathroom. Even then I thought he was sleeping and just had a sleep hard-on. Duh!
     
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    Recently A class of mine ended sooner than expected and I walked into my dorm and found my roommate with his pants down masturbating to a porn video. He was stunned and i just told him PEACE, and i left for a couple hours with another friend to kill the time. IT was akward but i didn't think he needed any more embarrassement so we just acted like it never happened
     
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    Once I came home from school early because I felt like shit, opened the door and my roomate was going to town, his girlfriend was getting off on watching him, they had some pron going on the tv,

    he was like holy shit and jumped up and ran to the bathroom, she just sat there laughing,

    we ended up double stuffing her a while later.

    Damn that sounds like a porno in itself.
     
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