Ever caught anyone masturbating?

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My roommate in college was always jerking to something. When I first caught him, it was total embarassment on my part, he didn't care at all. As I turned to leave, he told me it was not a big deal and started back up. I still felt awkward and left. We talked about it afterwards and I began to realize that it is a natural thing. He asked if I had issue with him jerking in front of me and after that, he was always putting on a show. Sometimes it was hard to concentrate on studies, but it was also cool to watch and participate in.
 

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Sure they count, unless they're blonde, right? Probably harder for them, then. :biggrin1:

It's a joke!

Anyway I never caught anyone masturbating unfortunately. Been caught a time or two, and I did walk in on my college roomie & his gf-of-the-week a time or three.

My three ex-girlfriends.

:rolleyes:

Do they count as well?
 

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Maybe we should expand this to have you ever been caught? One time in college, I was having a great jack-off in the bathroom, when my roomate's girlfriend accidently walked in on me. I immediately turned away and stopped, but she closed the door and told me not to be shy and to continue. I said "I don't know, I mean you're Jay's girlfriend...". She said "Jay is away until tomorrow and besides, we don't even have to touch. You can just do what you were doing and I'll watch and join you". So I turned around and she said "Shit, I was wondering if you were hung...wow!". Now to be honest, I'm just under 8" so I'm not in the monster cock category but the best was yet to come...literally, because I'm a superblaster. So we were really getting into it, I could hear her juicy pussy as she worked it, and my dick was close to exploding, when finally I couldn't hold back anymore. I could feel the start of the load clmbing to the big tip and out it came. I was spraying semen all over the place, which really turned her on. She said "Oh my God...look at all that, what a load...yeah baby, keep shooting that big wad!". I only wish I had sprayed it all over her body as opposed to the floor and wall. What a great time!
 

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I ONCE WALKED IN ON MY ROOMATE IN SCHOOL, AND SAW HIM HELPING HIMSELF, HE WAS AT LEAST 8.5" LONG. WE HAD BOTH BEEN DRINKING, AND I ASKED IF HE NEEDED HELP, WHICH HE SAID YES. I HAVE FALSE TEETH, AND HE TOLD ME TO TAKE THEM OUT, I WENT DOWN ON HIM, AND SOON HE SHOT HIS BIG LOAD IN MY MOUTH, WHICH I GLADLY ACCEPTED, AN D SAVORED EVERY DROP OF HIS SWEET LOAD. HE TOLD ME THAT WAS THE BEST BJ HE HAD EVER HAD. FROM THAT NIGHT ON, I WOULD SERVICE HIM IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, AS HE PULLED AND SQUEEZED MY BALLS. WE HAVE SINCE WENT OUR WAYS, BUT FOR SOME MEN HERE IN OKLAHOMA, THEY TELL ME THAT A " GUM JOB " FROM ME IS THE BEST THEY HAVE EVER HAD, AND I REALLY DO ENJOY THE TASTE AS I SWALLOW THEIR LOADS!!!!!!!! ANYBODY IN OKLAHOMA WANT TO SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE?
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Caught the neighbor kid in the woods when we were teens years ago. I knew he was out there, BUT I didn't know THATS what he was doing.

Quite the sight to see bare naked skin in the middle of trees and leaves and the outdoors when you're not expecting it. He was going at it pretty good, with his eyes rolled back and all.

I stood there just wondering what I was looking at, at first. Then my own erection took over. I unzipped and began my own jerk session just a bit from him.

As I leaned up against a tree a twig snapped giving me away, but who cared, we were both so engrossed in what we were doing, we didn't care who was around at that point. He came, then I came. Weren't embarassed about it, we had seen each other naked before.

But in the daylight, in the woods, it was very different. We met up a few more times that summer for mutual jerking sesions.
 

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It's a long list. Let's see..

Several friends, 2 roommates, my dad, my brothers, and my current gf's younger brother when we visited her parents. That was the only really embarrassing one, though. Felt bad for the kid!
 

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I've caught my roomate doing it, he had caught me too though. I have caught a friend , but who cares, me and my best friend have been known to do it together.
 

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Well when i was in he army my roomate was a good friend we would both sit down on the couch and jerk it off to a porno . I never paid attention to him before til one day he ask me to give him a bj . Mna he was 13 inches long and 6 inches in girth. after that we both had our fun. He had girls over all the time and we had orgys . Man the best time was when he and his girlfriend both ganded up on me and {{{Raped }}} me lol like i wasnt willing but he could and did suck his own dick and well it was a good way to get fre booze in the local bar . I would bet a few girls that i knew a guy that could do it and bubba would go outside with them and and show them him and i never bought a drink in that town ever again or was with out a following of ethier sex .
 

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I nicknamed one of my college room mates Spanky....because he was constantly spanking the monkey and I would walk in on him or wake up at night. It became annoying and uncomfortable after awhile. Another friend moved in with him and experienced the same stuff. My friend named him Squeeker because there dorm room had old beds that squeezed when he started rocking and rolling his mini pole. After my friend moved out, Spanky/Squeeker finally got the message and got a single room so he could whack to his hearts delight. I saw him a few years ago and he has become even more reclusive & geekier....I am sure it a big jo factory in his apartment. I pity the people who live near him.
 
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yep, in the shower, im only 16 and my parents walked in on me, it was a weird moment, they saw me hard and wankin, but oh well, i enjoyed the wank!
 

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In university we respected each other's j/o time as much as we did sex time. If someone brought a chick home you just assumed that they wanted privacy, unless they told you otherwise, so we extended the same courtesy to j/o. When we moved off campus we all lived within a block of each other and used to go the corner store and get porn, meet at one apartment (usually mine) share the porn and then disappear (home) to enjoy it.
 

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Walked in on my roommate in college but didn't realize what he was doing until after I had ruined his session. I felt bad and he was embarassed. We never talked about it.
 

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i caught my brother once.(the other times dont count though because i was either doing it to or he was looking at porn on the computer and i was in the same room and could hear him) i walked upstairs and walked in his room and he quickly put his knees up to hide his boner and of course i taunted him a bit and told him to shake my hand which i knew he wouldn't becuase he had lube on them and wouldn't even show them to me