Many of us here at LPSG frequently share our experiences with how people sometimes react to our large endowments. Reflecting on my own experiences, people are more likely to observe and to visibly react to a large penis when there are circumstances that are clearly or potentially provocative, as would be expected. For example: you are seen naked; you are seen wearing something that you know damn well does not conceal, or perhaps accentuates, your bulge; or you are at some sexually charged place or gathering, such as a bar or a party, where comments or other obvious reactions are more likely to occur. But what about those times when people have reacted to your big dick when you least expected it? I am thinking it might be entertaining for us to share our most memorable experiences of when we were caught off guard by someones reaction. I would say that my most memorable experience along this theme occurred not too long ago. My significant other and I had drifted into the habit of frequently ordering a pizza on Sunday evenings. I was vaguely aware that, for several times in a row, I had been greeting the same delivery guy at the door. I cannot recall my exact attire on every occasion, but since it was warm weather, it basically consisted of shorts and usually no shirt. I dont normally wear underwear when hanging out at home, so I was freeballing, but nonetheless, I am not in the practice of answering the door in anything knowingly obscene. I think the delivery guy had figured out that he had been delivering the pizzas to a couple of gay men, which probably emboldened him. One evening, while I was paying him, I heard him comment about something being big. (He was a young Latino with a thick accent and did not appear to be perfectly fluent in English, so he was difficult to understand well.) At first, honestly, I thought he was talking about the pizza being big. Then I realized that he was looking at me in a funny way, and I decided that he was complimenting me on my arms. My instinct was to be flattered, so as he handed me the pizza, I gave him a polite laugh while I playfully flexed my bicep, merely for the sake of good humor. He then restated his comment about me being big as he gestured to my crotch. Before I even had time to react to his observation, he started to step inside the house. I quickly closed the door in his face with part of his body already in the doorway. I was at first startled, and then, amused. Had he been sexually appealing to me, I guess there is fair chance that the evening would have progressed to a spontaneous three-way, and this story would read like a script for a porn film. Such that it is, we laughed it off and ate our pizza. I never saw the delivery boy again after that. (P.S. So as not to offend anyone, I should clarify that he was not physically undesirable to me just because he was Latino; he simply was not all that good looking.) I hope others will share some of their stories.