Ever compare with your in-laws?

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I had an experience a few years back when on a family holiday I ended up in a communal shower with my Father and Brother in law (over 18)

Nothing sexual but we got to see each other naked. They were both much bigger than me. They had low hanging cocks and balls where as mine is very small and tight. My FIL must have been 4-5 inches and my BIL was a bit shorter but thicker.

They definitely saw mine and I often wonder what they thought about it. Whether my Father in law ever mentioned it to my Mother in law?

Anyone else have a similar experience?
 

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My wife and her mother were very very close. When we were first married and she was still struggling to take my cock, she confided in my MIL, therefore she knew I was hung. Thru the years my wife would speak to her about it and my mother in law would ask questions, basically telling my wife that my wife's father had not been well hung only about 6 inches, well, a couple of months before her passing she asked my wife if she could see my cock. My wife was determined to be a good daughter telling me this so I agreed. So with my wife w with me I dropped my pants and showed her, then she wanted me to get hard which my wife stroked me up hard and she gasped and smiled told my wife she was very happy that she had such a large cock to enjoy for she always wanted to fuck a big cock. She passed 9 days later. Crazy shit huh
 

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Been nude with father-in-law at a Russian Steam Bath. I was bigger. Also have seen him nude in changing room at the beach.

He has also seen me hard. Didn't realize he was up and was walking to the shower before work with morning wood. He did mention to my wife that he thought he gave me a fright but didn't tell her I was hard. I told her and she thought it was hysterical.
 

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I had an experience a few years back when on a family holiday I ended up in a communal shower with my Father and Brother in law (over 18)

Nothing sexual but we got to see each other naked. They were both much bigger than me. They had low hanging cocks and balls where as mine is very small and tight. My FIL must have been 4-5 inches and my BIL was a bit shorter but thicker.

They definitely saw mine and I often wonder what they thought about it. Whether my Father in law ever mentioned it to my Mother in law?

Anyone else have a similar experience?
Is your cock bigger? Maybe in-laws are growers?
 
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I remember hanging with my wife’s younger brother when he finally turned 18. We had always been real close since we met years before. Well it was his birthday and it just happened that my wife (now ex wife) was out of town for a funeral and her family. I couldn’t go and neither could he. Anyway they had him stay at our house. We were drinking heavily celebrating his birthday in the hot tub and I have already noticed how he had filled out with muscles.

Well we are getting drunk and bragging about sex and fucking as guys do and then he has to take a piss. It’s just us so I said use the bush over there. When he stood up the bulge made by his wet swim suit was massive. My jaw dropped. The damn thing had to be 6.5-7 inches long and still soft. And red bull can thick. I was able to see him pull it out and hold it like a fire hose and piss as strong as one. When he came back I was still staring and he just began laughing and said yeah it’s that fucking big and it’s just down right monstwrous huge when hard. I called bullshit and he said fine I’ll just show you. He stood up and dropped his suit and got himself hard. And he was gigantic. He was bragging he was over 10.5 long and over 7 thick. And I’d believe it. Then he asked to see mine. So I had to man up and show.
 

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Similar story to all of the above, except mine was an ex girlfriend when I was in the military. I was over visiting her family getting heavy on the beer and whisky when her dad asked me to help him outside on the BBQ to grill the steaks and fish they had caught. I obliged, both beers and meet in hands we put it on the lit BBQ and closed the lid to allow it to smoke everything too.
Both grasping our beers he said he needed to take a piss, I said the same and asked where the toilet was, he said "don't be a pussy" we walked to the edge of his yard, and there he unzipped and let out his 8 inch python to my shock horror it was fucking huge. He said "are you gonna drain the lizard or not?" Mine was a 6 inch lizard compared to his and as I unzipped and let out a stream he sat there giving me a cheeky ass laugh and gave himself a few nasty shakes. I guess he was trying to show off but also help me relax and learn to not give a shit. While I don't date his daughter anymore, me and him are still good mates, in fact we both drove rigs together for a bit when I got out of the military. Ended up pissing a lot and swapping porn on the road too. Funny fella.
 

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Only men I've seen nude were my dad and younger brother, high school team mates while showering after gym or sports, and work colleagues while showering after workouts.

If you see enough dicks, you realize that the vast majority are average. There of course are always outliers - both larger and smaller. But average is the norm.
 

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I remember hanging with my wife’s younger brother when he finally turned 18. We had always been real close since we met years before. Well it was his birthday and it just happened that my wife (now ex wife) was out of town for a funeral and her family. I couldn’t go and neither could he. Anyway they had him stay at our house. We were drinking heavily celebrating his birthday in the hot tub and I have already noticed how he had filled out with muscles.

Well we are getting drunk and bragging about sex and fucking as guys do and then he has to take a piss. It’s just us so I said use the bush over there. When he stood up the bulge made by his wet swim suit was massive. My jaw dropped. The damn thing had to be 6.5-7 inches long and still soft. And red bull can thick. I was able to see him pull it out and hold it like a fire hose and piss as strong as one. When he came back I was still staring and he just began laughing and said yeah it’s that fucking big and it’s just down right monstwrous huge when hard. I called bullshit and he said fine I’ll just show you. He stood up and dropped his suit and got himself hard. And he was gigantic. He was bragging he was over 10.5 long and over 7 thick. And I’d believe it. Then he asked to see mine. So I had to man up and show.
Wow thats so hot, im sure he enjoyed showing off to you too