ever f*** a cucumber

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  1. rodsmith

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    I found one big enough and I was home alone so I said why not? I hollowed it out and started fucking it, it wasn't bad, had some nice suction, but I should have warmed it up. Has anyone ever tried this, when you're horny and just want to try something new and exciting to get off?
     
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    Um no.........I don't want to or think I could
     
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    Humm.. cucumbers are vegetable dildos I thought.
     
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    I tried something like this once, but the vegetable I used just broke up and turned to mush. It was really disappointing, after a lot of effort hollowing the thing out. Waste of food too.

    Not saying that's what everyone will find if they try this, but that's what happened to me. :/
     
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    I fucked a watermelon years ago and it was, of course messy, but pretty good. Not good enough to ever have done it again though.
     
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    when i was a teen, i used a banana peel. saw it on some site and decided to try it out. warm it up for about 10 secs in the microwave, double check to make sure it isnt too hot, and yea. The inside gets nice and slippery, works like a charm.

    *The has been a "The More You Know" moment* **Insert shooting NBC-star*
     
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    LMAO!!!!!:lmao:

    I have tried using cucumbers as cheap dildos, never as cheap fleshlights. Seems like an awful lot of work...

    The bananna peel...now that has some potential..lol
     
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    Oh, boys and their toys! *indulgent, loving chuckle*
     
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    I tried that once, but I had too much girth, and didn't get anything out of it.

    So instead I take a knife and slice down two bananas right, remove the fruit, and use hockey tape to tape them together. I was a virgin at the time, and man was that amazing. I may have to do it again sometime, just because. :biggrin1:
     
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    Yes I did,,, hid it in my bed,, then worried.
     
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    Try warming a cantalope in the micro pretty good when your needing something warm
     
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    Having used carrots, cucumbers, and other like as dildo replacements I was imagining completely different uses. I can vouch for that usage....
     
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    I initially thought he was talking about using it as a dildo. I couldn't figure out why he would hollow it out :redface::biggrin1:
     
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    I've never fucked a cucumber, but one has certainly fucked me...
     
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    never, but a cucumber fucked me a bit in hs. it was all good, but just sooo thick.
     
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    I've never fucked a cucumber, but I have fucked a watermelon. It was really interesting - I might do it again someday. I don't think I could find a cucumber thick enough to fuck and it sounds like too much work anyway. As many people here have done, I have used a cucumber as a dildo - not bad either.
     
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    Yess!!! Well Fucked with a cucumber and zuc!!:wink::redface:
     

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    I've never had any desire to have sex with food. WTF?
     
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    Years ago I lived in South Beach. This sweet redhead guy with a hot bubble butt I'll never forget came over from Hialeah for a night of play. We sucked, we fucked and then he asked me to fuck him with a cucumber. I was a little taken aback, but went for it. We boiled some water, heated up the cucumber and I fucked him with it. He really liked it. I was surprised that fucking someone with a cucumber was such a turn on. I fucked him with it for a while and then replaced the cucumber with my dick. He spent the night and left in the morning. I think is second only to my ex-boyfriend as the best fuck I've ever had.
     
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    Never thought of a cucumber. .....did a Pineapple once, never again, the crown just jabs you in the wrong places.
     
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