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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by dolfette, Aug 6, 2007.

  1. dolfette

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    some people here ar unnaturally obsessed with their wangs?

    i know it's a wang site but...

    do some people seems to turn the most unrelated issues into a problem with penis size?
    do they spend all their waking hours thinking that everyone else is noticing their wangs & treating the accordingly?

    or am i just a cynical bitch?

    "shop girl short changed me because my wang was hanging to the left. anyone else suffer left hangism?"

    ...ok, that's not a real thread. but it's not far off!!
     
  2. ManlyBanisters

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    You are undoubtedy a cynical bitch, dolfette - but that does not mean your point ain't valid.

    Here I think it is a little of both - of course penis size is the main topic here - that is the point - hopefully none of the bigg-wangian stuff follows folks off the boards into real life. But yeah, I also agree some of the threads on issues do seem a little stretched (pun intended).. but then I don't have to live witha large wang in my pants.
     
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    Ryan Air and Easyjet surcharge my cock as extra hand luggage. Fortunately I am able to store it below the seat in front.
     
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    It would only seem odd to me, dolfette, if this were, say, a gourmet recipe site.
     
  5. ManlyBanisters

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    I'd laugh if that weren't so believable!! There charge you extra if you have taken a shit in the last 2 hours!!
     
  6. Drifterwood

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    Don't give them ideas - they'll start charging to use the toilet.

    But imagine if everyone emptied their bowels and bladders before flying, how much fuel you would save.

    All men are required to jerk off before flying.
     
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    dolfie, I often wonder the same thing. Don't get me wrong, I love my penis (and a few others) but it is just simply beyond my comprehension that some guys pin all their self-esteem upon the penis. Or ascribe any other personal characteristics to the penis.
     
  8. dolfette

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    some would argue it is! :biggrin1:
     
  9. dolfette

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    do men whose mothers were born on a even numbered date have bigger dicks?

    it's a valid theory!!!
     
  10. Drifterwood

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    Only if their Mothers are Capricorn.

    Aries men have the biggest fattest wangs.
     
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    You are too right! As usual.
     
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    It's a Wang Thang. :wink:
     
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    When you got nothing else going for you...your wang is your raison d'etre.

    Self-delusion and narcissism are such interesting hobbies here.
     
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    too funny :biggrin1:
     
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    Man's eternal quest to satisfy himself.
     
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    You'll go far in life with that exceptional skill of perception you have..WoW!!..To exercise your skills of perception and observation even more, You may want to look at a site called "Matter of Size"..then I think you'll come away with a whole new sense of the concept of obcession..:biggrin1: ..and I hope you like numbers..:biggrin1:
     
  17. dolfette

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    hmmmm...

    "Sometimes I do a meditation after doing a PE session. My gently gazing at my penis in a mirror. I tried this for various lengths of time. And I found that after awhile I could extend the period of engorement after PE and maximize the effect. I don't always have time for this, but I try to do this at least once a week now. I visualize in my mind what the effect would be on my penis if I did an ultra stretch, and what that would feel like. It would make it stretch out longer and get red when thinking of that."

    ...seems sane to me!
     
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    That is fucking hilarious!!!!! :lmao:
     
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