Ever fuck 2 women in one day/night without washing your dick in between?

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I was just thinking back to one of the luckiest nights of my life, and I was curious if anyone has ever experienced a particular aspect that I did. It was St. Patrick's Day 2001. I was single and, of course, the revelry started early in the day - I think about 10 AM. I went to a party thrown by a nice girl named Kim. Kim was cute and curvy and, befitting St. Patrick's day, had a beautiful head of Irish strawberry blond hair; I was a friend of a friend and we had never met. I had the good sense to get to know the host, and by noon or 12:30, Kim was giving me the proverbial 'tour' of her apartment. Of course, we ended up in her bedroom and I think the 2 hours of drinking decreased our inhibitions because light kissing quickly led to our disrobing and placing our respective genitals in each other's mouths. I was perfectly content licking her firecrotch while she expertly fellated me, but Kim had other ideas, and before the clock struck 1 PM, she straddled me, and I was inside of her. She had one of those delightfully creamy pussies that dribbled its white tang down my shaft and left its curds nestled in my (and her) pubic hair. With no condom on and Kim riding me like a champ I have to admit I did not last long. Five minutes into it I have no choice but to announce, "I'm gonna cum," I pull out and have a great mid-afternoon spurt on her strawberry blond bush.

Kim cleaned my semen off her with some night table Kleenex as best she could. We both redressed and rejoined the party. Meanwhile, my cock and pubic hair are sticky with her juices, but she smelled pretty good down there so I didn't give it much thought. Fast forward, 10 hours later, I'm at a local bar with my friends. There, I meet another girl named Sara. We hit it off and I must have really had the 'luck of the Irish' that year because we end up gong back to her place. There is enough lamp light for us to see everything, so that when she took my pants down, she immediately saw my tang encrusted cock and white-flecked pubic hair. Sara then said, "Oh my G-d, you already had sex with someone else today." I didn't know what to say. I had never had this kind of experience, let alone been called out on it. So I simply told the truth. I said, "I was at a St. Patrick's Day party early in the day. The host and I were drinking since 10 that morning, and nothing like this has ever happened to me before but by 1:00 we were having sex." Sara laughed and said, "If her cum weren't obvious enough I can tell by the ... ummm ... fragrance. Your cock smells like a pussy." At this point I think I'm going to be firmly asked to redress and leave, but to my surprise, Sara says, "It's a good thing I like pussy too," and starts sucking my dick. I reciprocate and start eating her out. Her pussy was more trimmed than Kim's, but she had dark hair so what pubic hair she had really stood out. After about 20 minutes of very enjoyable 69-ing, Sara said, "I can't believe how slutty this is, but it is St. Patrick's Day, you wanna make it two in one day?" I responded, "Are you kidding? I was happy you didn't kick me out the minute you saw and smelled my dick?" I entered her as quickly as I could thinking she was probably going to change her mind. I remember we both got into it straight away. She was moaning as soon as I was inside and I was doing my fair share of moaning and groaning as I drove my cock deep inside her pussy which happened to equal Kim's earlier specimen. Perhaps it was due to my having cum earlier that day, but I had much more stamina with Sara and we were able to engage in multiple positions for at least 45 minutes. Finally, in doggie style I felt that old familiar churning in my balls and said, "I think I'm gonna' cum." Sara turned her head, and with a sly grin said, "Apparently for the second time today." She kept her head turned anticipating my cumshot. I pulled out and shot n even bigger load than I had with Kim earlier in the day. In fact, the first spurt landed on poor Sara's chin.

So my question for you is has this ever happened to any of you? Gentlemen, did it disqualify you from the second fuck or seal the deal? Ladies did you dismiss a guy out of hand if he presented himself with a cock still moist with another woman's juices? Insist on a shower? Or fuck him all the same like my Sara?
 
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Come on Socalfreak, sticking your nose in the air about an anecdote on lpsg where a guy fucks two girls in one day is like going to a Phish concert and complaining about all of the pot smoke. We're not trading recipes here. The last time I checked LPSG stands for Large Penis Support Group not Ladyboys Punishing Stand-up Guys.
 

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Come on Socalfreak, sticking your nose in the air about an anecdote on lpsg where a guy fucks two girls in one day is like going to a Phish concert and complaining about all of the pot smoke. We're not trading recipes here. The last time I checked LPSG stands for Large Penis Support Group not Ladyboys Punishing Stand-up Guys.

It's also not for Liars Proclaiming Stupid Garbage.
 

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I was just thinking back to one of the luckiest nights of my life, and I was curious if anyone has ever experienced a particular aspect that I did. It was St. Patrick's Day 2001. I was single and, of course, the revelry started early in the day - I think about 10 AM. I went to a party thrown by a nice girl named Kim. Kim was cute and curvy and, befitting St. Patrick's day, had a beautiful head of Irish strawberry blond hair; I was a friend of a friend and we had never met. I had the good sense to get to know the host, and by noon or 12:30, Kim was giving me the proverbial 'tour' of her apartment. Of course, we ended up in her bedroom and I think the 2 hours of drinking decreased our inhibitions because light kissing quickly led to our disrobing and placing our respective genitals in each other's mouths. I was perfectly content licking her firecrotch while she expertly fellated me, but Kim had other ideas, and before the clock struck 1 PM, she straddled me, and I was inside of her. She had one of those delightfully creamy pussies that dribbled its white tang down my shaft and left its curds nestled in my (and her) pubic hair. With no condom on and Kim riding me like a champ I have to admit I did not last long. Five minutes into it I have no choice but to announce, "I'm gonna cum," I pull out and have a great mid-afternoon spurt on her strawberry blond bush.

Kim cleaned my semen off her with some night table Kleenex as best she could. We both redressed and rejoined the party. Meanwhile, my cock and pubic hair are sticky with her juices, but she smelled pretty good down there so I didn't give it much thought. Fast forward, 10 hours later, I'm at a local bar with my friends. There, I meet another girl named Sara. We hit it off and I must have really had the 'luck of the Irish' that year because we end up gong back to her place. There is enough lamp light for us to see everything, so that when she took my pants down, she immediately saw my tang encrusted cock and white-flecked pubic hair. Sara then said, "Oh my G-d, you already had sex with someone else today." I didn't know what to say. I had never had this kind of experience, let alone been called out on it. So I simply told the truth. I said, "I was at a St. Patrick's Day party early in the day. The host and I were drinking since 10 that morning, and nothing like this has ever happened to me before but by 1:00 we were having sex." Sara laughed and said, "If her cum weren't obvious enough I can tell by the ... ummm ... fragrance. Your cock smells like a pussy." At this point I think I'm going to be firmly asked to redress and leave, but to my surprise, Sara says, "It's a good thing I like pussy too," and starts sucking my dick. I reciprocate and start eating her out. Her pussy was more trimmed than Kim's, but she had dark hair so what pubic hair she had really stood out. After about 20 minutes of very enjoyable 69-ing, Sara said, "I can't believe how slutty this is, but it is St. Patrick's Day, you wanna make it two in one day?" I responded, "Are you kidding? I was happy you didn't kick me out the minute you saw and smelled my dick?" I entered her as quickly as I could thinking she was probably going to change her mind. I remember we both got into it straight away. She was moaning as soon as I was inside and I was doing my fair share of moaning and groaning as I drove my cock deep inside her pussy which happened to equal Kim's earlier specimen. Perhaps it was due to my having cum earlier that day, but I had much more stamina with Sara and we were able to engage in multiple positions for at least 45 minutes. Finally, in doggie style I felt that old familiar churning in my balls and said, "I think I'm gonna' cum." Sara turned her head, and with a sly grin said, "Apparently for the second time today." She kept her head turned anticipating my cumshot. I pulled out and shot n even bigger load than I had with Kim earlier in the day. In fact, the first spurt landed on poor Sara's chin.

So my question for you is has this ever happened to any of you? Gentlemen, did it disqualify you from the second fuck or seal the deal? Ladies did you dismiss a guy out of hand if he presented himself with a cock still moist with another woman's juices? Insist on a shower? Or fuck him all the same like my Sara?
None that I can remember, but then again, This IS the funny jokes section, perhaps this goes someplace else...???
 

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JR7 Posting a joke on L P S G is like an impotant man having a drunken orgy.

You start off all clean and excited and it starts to shoot up. Then just as it reaches a decent level it gets pulled down by a load of dirty ugly cunts.
 
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I posted it here because I thought it was a funny story, not because it was a joke or untrue in any way. I would think that lpsg would be the forum for people to reveal such accounts. I am sure I am not the first or last person to have one of those St. Patrick Day marathon's that goes from the early hours of the morning until the small hours of the night. It doesn't just have to be an excuse to get drunk. If you're looking which I was, there's a lot of action to be had. You could even have two in one day!
 

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I did an 32 year old Aunt that looked like a young Elvira and her 22 year old Niece at the same time and not


related to me in Pompano Beach Fl about 6 years ago....
 
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rickygNOLA, I don't think Socalfreak's sexuality really matters in this discussion. Gay or straight. People are people and we should treat each other with respect and not act like snobs. However, if you were attempting to defend my ability to post in an unfettered environment, I thank you very much.
 
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Wow, 254 views in 3 days. Looks like people are a lot more curious about this topic than you credit, Socalfreak.
 

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I love having Threesomes. Not because I'm some sick pervert.

Because I'm a romantic. I believe in, and am looking for 'The One', and I'll

find them faster if I audition two at a time.
 
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As usual, Busterhyman, your humor is a welcome addition to these forums.
 

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I had to listen to my girlfriend moan all evening as I tried to watch the football.

Threesomes really aren't much fun when you suffer from premature ejaculation.