Ever get absolutely terrible sexual experience?

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  1. fak_et

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    I was wondering if anyone has ever had an absolutely terrible sexual experience? I was randomly thinking about this just know so I thought i would ask.

    I never thought it could be terrible but a while ago I had a hook up with a seemingly sexual girl. Hot girl that many of my friends were after. She seemed to me like she would have some experience, briefly mentioned past relationships, very comfortable touching and stuff, ~20 years old.

    I was bored hangin out with her one day and gave it a shot. Next thing I know im fingerin her drivin her wild, i led her to play with my cock. I honestly thought the girl never saw a cock in her life, she had absolutely no idea what she was doing. She grabbed it and maybe moved her hand back and fourth a centimeter.

    After some frustration i told her, "I am going to show you how you are supposed to stroke a cock!" No matter what I did she did not pick up on it.

    So i figured it was a lost cause got her to get it wet. Pushed her head down for a bj. For one second it felt good then i realized she was just licking outside her mouth and once she put it inside, i could not believe how bad she was teething.

    She had a horrible shave job goin on. And she kept trying to do everything under the covers/in the dark. I don't mind dark sex sometimes, but she just seemed soo insecure.

    I told her a few times to watch out, felt like she was gnawing my cock off. I just got real turned off after and laid there. She kept trying to get me to fuck her rubbin on me all weird, it seemed soo awkward for her i lost all interest and decided to stop.

    I put my clothes back on, cuddled a bit to not be a complete dick but then i pretty much got the hell outta there.

    The girl still hangs out around once in a while and we are cool but I don't ever want to mess around with her.

    Felt like such a waste as she is a gorgeous girl who is a lot of fun. Makes me appreciate good sex so much better. I don't know ive never experienced anything like it, most girls already know how to please or will get things right with a lil direction.
     
  2. D_skeaflea

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    Yes, i've had a couple of disastrous sexual experiences. Let's just say that they're turned me off from randomly-hooking up again.

    Edit: Alright, i'll spare just one minor experience.

    I met a local guy online (MIISSTAAAAKE!!), and struck up a conversation with him. Things seemed to be going well, and the subject would get to sex fairly often. I decided to hook up with him, and when I say him in person I noticed that he looked nothing like what he did in his pictures, and that he sounded very, very flamey. I tried to get over that, but when he took his pants off he had a FOUR INCH DICK, and his peehole looked like this: "o". The sex was also just so bad, that I faked a call on my cell phone when he got up to the bathroom to "freshen up". I put my clothes back on, apologized for the emergency and I literally ran out of there. He messaged me a month later to ask to hook up again, and I told him that it wouldn't be a good idea.
     
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    earlier this year, me and this girl in my philosophy class were at her house studying, yah? well, one thing lead to another, and eventually she took off my pants and went down on me. i was stoked because i never got head from someone who had a tongue ring, yah? well...she went down, but it was awful. she didn't suck. it's like, all she did was opened her mouth and bobbed her head up and down. i didn't even get off to it.
     
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    So I was with this younger guy; I had crushed on him forever, muscular, strong chest and arms, seemed like he would rock in th sack...by the time we eventually hooked up he wouldn't kiss me, wouldn't go down on me, looked at the wall while fucking me and came in 2 minutes. Of course I went down on him, nuzzled his neck and made all th emoves. Needless to say it wasn't an experience that I needed to repeat. I saw him sometime later and politely brought the subject up about how much better I thought it would be and he said "yeah, me too"!! WHATEVER! :banghead2:
     
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    I never had anything like that, fak_et. Maybe she is used to drunk/horny guys that just go right to intercourse and all she has to do is lay there.
    I've wondered about this too. Can the sex be bad and both people think it was the other person's fault? I think so. Sometimes there is just no chemistry and each person thinks the other one is bad.
     
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    I was so totally naive. It's college and this girl has a fiance no less and he's a nice guy we hang out with too. It never occurred to me that she was interested in me in the least.

    So one night it's just me and her hanging out in her room and she offers me something she calls a, snowshoe. It's Black Velvet mixed with peppermint schnapps :puke:. It was alcohol, I was bored, the college is in a place with no town, so I had one.

    I really dislike peppermint mints let alone schnapps and mixed with Black Velvet made it even more loathsome but she just kept plying me with these things until I was quickly and quite drunk. She moves over to her bed where I'm just lounging and she starts putting her hands on me in a flirty way only I'm not paying much attention. It didn't help that she was 5' 5" or so and weighed 200 lbs either but right at that time I'm realizing I'm a lot more drunk than I thought I was and all of this takes on a very otherworldly quality. Somehow she gets me naked and hard and has me doing her doggy style. I find myself pounding away but as I do, it just upsets my stomach even more so I stop. She takes this as s sign that I want to do missionary and so pulls me back up on her and I slide right in. For all her weight she's not remotely tight and frankly feels little better than my lubed hand. No matter how much I move, I can't come and I'm feeling even sicker. So I somehow had the presence of mind to just stop and announce, "This isn't working." With that I do up my jeans, stand, walk to the door, down the hall, and right into the women's bathroom where I promptly go into a stall and puke my brains out. She follows me and stands in the doorway watching me wretch out just about everything I've ever eaten without saying a word. She then offered to bring me back to her room but I protested saying, "I like the cool bathroom floor best." I slept in their bathroom until their RA came and got another friend of mine to take me back to my dorm.

    Meanwhile she tells just about every girl in her dorm that I fucked her BUT we had a really hot time and I was such a hot lover and made it sound like something out of a romance novel. After that all the girls in school who knew me never ceased teasing me about it including my best friend's girlfriend who was one of those really cool girls-who-are-one-of-the-guys who you can just hang out and flirt with and just enjoy her company knowing it's all good. God that pissed me off no end.

    She and I never mentioned this even again but it immediately made me dislike her rather intensely and not so much because she got me drunk but because she cheated on a guy I knew had already bought her a car and was working through college to save money for a house for her. I didn't have the heart to tell him about her and I don't know what happened to them. I hope he wised-up.
     
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    Damn, there are so very many!
    let's see:
    danced all night with hot dude, got to his house, smoked out of cock/balls pipe, went to bed, he took off his artificial leg and wanted to rub the stump on my chest.
    um,
    another dude wanted to fuck me under his grand piano and brand new dalmation puppies were barking constantly in the next room and after he took his wife to work wanted me to take her place.
    um,
    was doing 69 with a chick I was thinking about marrying and almost past out from what smelled like a dead whale had been up there for a year.

    Note that in all of these circumstances, I was OUTA THERE PRONTO!
     
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    yes I have...more than once...
    but I don't wanna talk about it...
     
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    Out of fiftyish experiences, I've had three or four experiences I would classify as terrible; the vast majority I'd classify as okay. I'd put less than ten in the really good category; of those, only two were what I'd consider amazing. I think I have a high bar, though.

    My worst experience: met a guy at a show and brought him home very late/early. Gave him head; he didn't reciprocate. I got up and made oatmeal with all the fixins; it was delicious but he complained about it, and then left without thanking me (for either the blowjob or the breakfast.) I never figured out what the deal was and still wonder to this day. If he wasn't into my technique that'd been one thing, but you'd think he could've at least given me props for the free meal!
     
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    15 - I think you win! Those were hilarious. Some people get off on stumpfucking; that guy should totally tap into his porno market!
     
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    I love oatmeal & blowjobs! We could be a perfect match. :wink:
     
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    Jovial - how do you feel about steelcut/Irish oats with maple syrup, walnuts, and cinnamon? Perfect way to restore one's energy after a morning of cocksucking!
     
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    ...and after a morning of pussy licking!
     
  14. TheRob

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    I don't know if you count phonesex but I will tell you phonesex either sucks, or the girls I tried with sucked

    there was this girl, very good looking very hot etc
    I wanted her all through highschool basically
    through talking we wind up having phonesex after some flirting
    she said it was great, I liked and said it was great for me
    I was thinking to myself man I am never doing this again what a waste of time
     
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    One night, I drank a bit too much and ended up going home with this girl named Foley. I'm used to girls hearing about my size from friends before anything happens, but this girl had only talked to me and she was pretty shocked at my size. As soon as I penetrated, she complained that it was too big. We tried several positions, but they all seemed to be too much for her no matter what I tried. After some time, I got frustrated and walked back to my friend's nearby house.

    After that, I was so frustrated I decided to avoid one-night stands. Luckily for me, I ended up dating a great girl for the rest of that summer. The sex in that relationship more than made up for the bad one night stand!
     
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