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I know someone with a cock thats BIG and hard as a cinder block, well he thought it was funny to fuck this newbie really hard and for a long time (20 min) and I mean fuck him. When he pulled out the kid(over 18) Crapped all over him with a big blast. I thought the big dick guy deserved it. It was so funny. Yes I know gross but a fact of life.
 

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Yeah, in my longest-term relationship, my boyfriend wanted me to fuck him really badly. So I got the condom on, worked him until he was relaxed enough, then he sat on me. It took only about a minute and he had to stop. He started crying and said, "I just shit on us." I tried to calm him down. It wasn't that bad, really. Nothing like the OP. He was so horrified by what he did, he cried in my arms until he fell asleep. I felt so badly for him. It took a long time before he dared to try it again.:guilty:
All I could think of for this was "Awww! That so cute!".
 
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I know someone with a cock thats BIG and hard as a cinder block, well he thought it was funny to fuck this newbie really hard and for a long time (20 min) and I mean fuck him. When he pulled out the kid(over 18) Crapped all over him with a big blast. I thought the big dick guy deserved it. It was so funny. Yes I know gross but a fact of life.


Well, that's what happens sometimes.
 

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Well, that's what happens sometimes.

Especially when you pump a young guy's ass with a cinder block for 20 minutes.

I suppose it's part of the deal, you can't get pissed (no pun intended). For God's sake man, he/she just gave you their ass for a while. If it's a planned afair, I'd expect everything to be clean and fresh from the start.

To answer the question... Never had it happen, of course straight anal sex is probably less frequent than gay anal sex - It's got to be a numbers game.
 

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One time i made this women cum so hard she shit all over herself, i never saw her again, it`s a shame too because her kitty hole was awsome, i could feel her lips grabbing my cock as i stroked her, she had long firm legs and a very tight ass. She had to be a perky 40- G atleast, if not bigger, they were like huge cones, butt thats not all, she had a face of an angel. I hope some day she gets over the embarrassment and atleast lets me know how she`s doin.


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One time i made this women cum so hard she shit all over herself, i never saw her again, it`s a shame too because her kitty hole was awsome, i could feel her lips grabbing my cock as i stroked her, she had long legs and had to be a perky 40- G atleast, they were like huge cones, butt thats not all, she had a face of an angel. I hope some day she gets over the embarrassment and atleast lets me know how she`s doin.


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You're killing me Smalls!

BTW, is there such thing as a "Perky" 40-G?
 

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One time i made this women cum so hard she shit all over herself, i never saw her again, it`s a shame too because her kitty hole was awsome, i could feel her lips grabbing my cock as i stroked her, she had long firm legs and a very tight ass. She had to be a perky 40- G atleast, if not bigger, they were like huge cones, butt thats not all, she had a face of an angel. I hope some day she gets over the embarrassment and atleast lets me know how she`s doin.


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Oh, God! I don't think there would be enough therapy in the world to bring me back into public. I would be mortified and have to move to another state if I poofed, much less the other thing, which by the way is a cruel joke, people do NOT do that, it doesn't really happen! *puts fingers in ears and yells LA LA LA at the top of my voice*

I hate scat and apparently have done since since I was a child. Yikes!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

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Oh, she really does look like i described, she`s somewhere in the north alabama area floating around somewhere. She could have been a goddess to us all but she`s got this junkie ex-husband who harrasses her everywhere she goes. I won`t mention her name.

Oh yeah, scott you need to re-edit the quote quickly as i have changed the post just a little. Butt then again it doesn`t really matter as Wild Honey has the better quote of the two, never mind. Thats just my o.c.d. kickin`.

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Oh, God! I don't think there would be enough therapy in the world to bring me back into public. I would be mortified and have to move to another state if I poofed, much less the other thing, which by the way is a cruel joke, people do NOT do that, it doesn't really happen! *puts fingers in ears and yells LA LA LA at the top of my voice*

I hate scat and apparently have done since since I was a child. Yikes!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
My ex-wife would not even fart in front of me. Imagine her suprise and mine when she was giving me the blow job of her life (totally relaxed) but FARTED really loud. I roared , she died. She did the same thing with cunt farts to. Am I an asshole or are they really funny also.Wait don't answer that!
 

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BTW, is there such thing as a "Perky" 40-G?
I have trouble with that concept as well.

Oh, God! I don't think there would be enough therapy in the world to bring me back into public. I would be mortified and have to move to another state if I poofed, much less the other thing, which by the way is a cruel joke, people do NOT do that, it doesn't really happen! *puts fingers in ears and yells LA LA LA at the top of my voice*

I hate scat and apparently have since since I was a child. Yikes!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
<----What she said in addition,:scared1: :yikes: :speechless: :headache: :surprised: :scared1: :speechless: :puke:
 

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gjorg, you mean bunny farts right? When air escapes from the kitty, i think it`s pretty cool myself.:rolleyes: You know the old saying, the bunny trail leads to the bunny hole. lol. I love rabbit holes, just don`t get your foot caught in one, you might sprain an ankle.

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>>Yes but when I said blast I mean blast. It was like a half gallon of the runs all over him.<<

Oh - he got "the gravy treatment".

It's a very old term I heard from buds many years ago who used to do porn in southern CA - it's not from fucking someone too hard, as much as the top guy would like to think. It's what happens when guys do an enema to wash out before the act, but don't evacuate their bowels enough to get all the water out. As an end result of all the fucking loosening him up, the water finally comes out - ergo, "the gravy". Yes, I know it's an awful term.

There's a lesson to be learned from this - DON'T overdo the enemas! Usually only a small amount of water is necessary for a flush out - too much just means more water in the intestines that has to come out gradually. If you put too much water, sit on the toilet a bit longer to ensure youget it all out. Or use Fleet enemas - just the right amount, and a weak saline solution to boot, which is better for your insides.

This has been a public service announcement for all good bottom buds - don't give your partner "The Gravy"!
 

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The women in question is definatly one of a kind, you`d be lucky to see another like her. She was a goddess and she didn`t even know it. Her ex tore her self-esteem a new one, i guess he thinks if he can`t have her no one can, i`ve been down that road with my first wife. She was out to kill me.


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p.s. If i ever run into her again i`ll take a phone photo shot and show you`all, i can remember when you guys didn`t believe me about being blessed myself.
 

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>>Yes but when I said blast I mean blast. It was like a half gallon of the runs all over him.<<

Oh - he got "the gravy treatment".

It's a very old term I heard from buds many years ago who used to do porn in southern CA - it's not from fucking someone too hard, as much as the top guy would like to think. It's what happens when guys do an enema to wash out before the act, but don't evacuate their bowels enough to get all the water out. As an end result of all the fucking loosening him up, the water finally comes out - ergo, "the gravy". Yes, I know it's an awful term.

There's a lesson to be learned from this - DON'T overdo the enemas! Usually only a small amount of water is necessary for a flush out - too much just means more water in the intestines that has to come out gradually. If you put too much water, sit on the toilet a bit longer to ensure youget it all out. Or use Fleet enemas - just the right amount, and a weak saline solution to boot, which is better for your insides.

This has been a public service announcement for all good bottom buds - don't give your partner "The Gravy"!
Great advice.
Bunny farts responce was cool to. Bunny farts are funny especially when your trying to be serious. Its just fucking.