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uhh no. the thought of someone shitting on me freaks me the fuck out.
Imagine how much worse it would be to be the one doing the shitting! :eek:

Shit happens when you fuck ass, Jorge.

There's a lesson to be learned from this - DON'T overdo the enemas! Usually only a small amount of water is necessary for a flush out - too much just means more water in the intestines that has to come out gradually. If you put too much water, sit on the toilet a bit longer to ensure youget it all out. Or use Fleet enemas - just the right amount, and a weak saline solution to boot, which is better for your insides.
Excellent advice. I insist that anyone I play with be thoroughly douched but also completely dry. Prep is key, you know, to just about everything in life.
 

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I think there was a chi chi larue movie about how porn stars prep a shoot.Any body seen it.Love to know what they do. I do the quick douche and you aint fucking me for any extended time frame thing. Lots of foreplay and your cuming on stroke 8.
 

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the first time i had anal sex, i pulled out and there was so much shit on my cock, i didnt know what to do.

LOL, probably a girl, next time fuck a gay guy they know how to cleanup beforehand.
 

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I regularly get it with my partner. Though he's very careful in washing and everything.
I just got used to it.
 

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I had a girl friend who loved anal and there were times when we had anal sex at the spur of the moment. It was dirty, but that's to be expected. But she had these really hard orgasms (g-spot squirt, body shaking...) and a few times her orgasms were so strong, she would poop on me or the bed. And one time I was ass fucking her and pulled out real quick and some shit followed along with it. That is why we always had baby wipes and lots of towels.
 

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What a tasteful and lovely thread
So you like Vanilla,well princess margaret if your looking for tasteful i suggest you go to our pattisserie counter. Where we have crap torts!
 

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Yeah, in my longest-term relationship, my boyfriend wanted me to fuck him really badly. So I got the condom on, worked him until he was relaxed enough, then he sat on me. It took only about a minute and he had to stop. He started crying and said, "I just shit on us." I tried to calm him down. It wasn't that bad, really. Nothing like the OP. He was so horrified by what he did, he cried in my arms until he fell asleep. I felt so badly for him. It took a long time before he dared to try it again.:guilty:
 

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Yeah, in my longest-term relationship, my boyfriend wanted me to fuck him really badly. So I got the condom on, worked him until he was relaxed enough, then he sat on me. It took only about a minute and he had to stop. He started crying and said, "I just shit on us." I tried to calm him down. It wasn't that bad, really. Nothing like the OP. He was so horrified by what he did, he cried in my arms until he fell asleep. I felt so badly for him. It took a long time before he dared to try it again.:guilty:
All I could think of for this was "Awww! That so cute!".
 
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I've had shit on my condom oa few times, that's just how it happens.
The worse, though, was with a friend (fuckbuddy) who really wanted to bottom, but hadn't in a long time. Let's just say it was a mess, and washing poop out of my pubic hair was not on my list of enjoyable things that evening.:mad:
 

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Oh Simcha you are such a good bf,

Me on the other hand is very different. Im an über clean freak! Scat and anything to do with poor hygiene puts me off straight away and I usually run and scream uncontrollably when it happens.

Happens a few times, worst incident is with my ex, he felt so bad, and I probably made it worst for him :( But I did tried to reassure him though after but just couldn't do it with him for a while...which is probably why he is my ex now..

Anyway, word of advice:

1. eat lots, I mean LOTS of fibre, if you can't, just buy metamucil, they are a brilliant product the new version is tasteless and dissolves in all foods and beverages. Not only does increase fibre gives you better health, but it makes those really clean poos (Those poos that doesn't stick to your inside at all and just pop straight out in one piece), it will save you money on toilet paper and save you from having any embarrass moments.

2. Don't have anal sex with a drunken person, even during the heat of the moment. When I say drunk I mean completely hammered. Alcohol gives you a diahrea effect, it makes everything more runny and people just 'loose' it

3. Douche! Get used to light douching regularly, even though you aren't having anal sex, its good for your bowels, and having regular ones, so you can be accustom to the water level to expell out...so you know its all OUT. Once you know what you are doing, it really only takes 10 mins or so, just like having an extended shower (also if you have a lot of fibre in your diet, the water usually comes out clear anyway, just really wash out the tiniest residue left, so no problem doing it while having a shower)

4. Have regular bowel movements, get into a routine to have bowel movement at least once a day, during a certain time of the day, so you always know when are you 'most empty' and are most suitable timing for sex. I always have mine before I have my shower in the morning at home, so I don't have to use public toilet, and I can give it a cleaner wash straight after. I still think just toilet paper is not enough, especially if you want someone to rim you. I don't know how people get streak marks, thats just wrong. (Just a week ago, this really hot guy in the same apartment building asked if he can put his whites into the same dryer while I was drying my whites, even his undies were clean, you can visibly see the streak mark in them, he is definately not consider 'hot' anymore, and I don't do special favours for him after LOL)

If do it right, it can be very very clean :D
 

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It's happened..........the only time I barebacked it, pulled out.......wasn't aware of the shit on my cock til the guy was like "you should go wash that off" Wow was it gross and I couldnt get hard after that, he's a real cute boy though, oh well.
 

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Adds new meaning to fucking the shit out of someone. lol


One time i made this women cum so hard she shit all over herself, i never saw her again, it`s a shame too because her kitty hole was awsome, i could feel her lips grabbing my cock as i stroked her, she had long firm legs and a very tight ass. She had to be a perky 40- G atleast, if not bigger, they were like huge cones, butt thats not all, she had a face of an angel. I hope some day she gets over the embarrassment and atleast lets me know how she`s doin.


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