Ever had someone/a friend complain about your bulge?

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  1. LACJohn

    LACJohn New Member

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    Anyone? Yesterday I was at the mall, and I usually wear baggy jeans but I was wearing an expensive designer pair of jeans at that time.

    I'm a shower, not a grower so I was probably about 5" and girthy when it happened, plus I have large balls for my dick to rest on that makes the bulge even more dramatic :biggrin1::wink:. Anyways some chick at the mall stared at it for a while and when I looked back at her she told me, "If you are going to do that in public you should wear baggy jeans." I assume she thought I had an erection! I replied back, "If your gonna let your boobs bulge out too you should put on a sweatshirt" then winked.
     
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    haha buuuurned
     
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    very funny... ive never had a complaint or rude remark but im always geeting stares or compliments...

    one of my buds cant stop satring actually... he acts like he's not, but i always catch him... its an on going joke now. all my friends call him meat gazer!
     
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    i had a soccer mom complain about my "bumper to bump her on the threeway" shirt once, she was like what does your shirt say? and i read it out loud quite happily and she then noticed my bulge from my basketball shorts and said something stupid and hella gay and i called her a undersexed whore
     
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    Yes my bf does not like me wearing to hugging of pants because my bulge shows.

    I also have been told by a few others that "what I am doing is rude"!
     
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    i wear baggy pants so its not much of a prob for me.
     
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    they are just jealous.
    I had a very tight pair of wranglers my ex bf tore them off me
    after we broke up in 1990 i found another pair sadly the finally wore out last year but I have 2 other pair of jeans that fit well.
    you know your hung when your lesbian friends tell you so.
    lol
     
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    I never had anyone complain, I got some nice compliments...
     
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    yeah, I fell asleep at a bud's house once and got a boner in my pants ... he said it was the biggest bulge he ever saw
     
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    When I was getting dressed for work the other day my girlfriend told me I had to change, because I was showing too much bulge. She wanted a less prominent display of the goods.
     
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    My wife buys me baggy jeans as she says I show too much in regular jeans. It is not my balls as I hang tight. She says no one else needs to know what I have except her.
     
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    In the late 1960's and through the 1970's tight jeans were "the style." I had 28" waist from 1968 through 1973 and ALL pants were too small in the crotch and legs for me to be comfortable, although the waist size was just fine. Eventually I bought 34" waist 501 Levis and then cinched them around me to fit my skinny torso. This did little to compliment my ass, but at least there was room for my tool to be comfortable. I still filled them out an attracted plenty of attention. Late one evening I stopped at an all night supermarket after work (I tended bar) and two guys followed me everywhere I went. After I went through the checkout counter and paid for my stuff, they stopped me outside the door of the store and identified them as store detectives. They insisted I had been shop lifting and dragged me back to the store manager's office. I refused to undo my pants, insisting that I had not done anything wrong. When two city policemen finally arrived to arrest me I was advised that if I didn't undo my pants and take out what I had stuffed down them they would make me do it once they arrested me and took me to jail. I was a haughty confrontational young queen in those days and told them to "Fuck off." I was handcuffed and roughly escorted to the local precinct.

    During processing, imagine my irritation and pleasure when the guys who strip searched me realized everyone's mistake. And after all this crap was over the assholes would not drive me back to where my car was in the parked in the supermarket's parking lot.

    I now wear a 34" wast pant and am quite happy to only wear baggy cargo pants or cargo shorts.
     
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    I don't have a massive cock (7 1/2") and it's definitely a grower and not a shower. I have had comments, though, because of how I put it in my pants. My work clothes are not baggy (or even loose-fitting) -- "classic fit."

    I've had a few family members make comments/snickers as well as one close co-worker. Strangers don't say anything, though. (Wish they would.)
     
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    I used to wear a certain pair of jeans ( I still have them). My cock would just snake down my leg, and because of my big balls, it makes everything look bigger by pushing it out. Anyway I was at the movies, and a Grandma kind of lady said I should be ashamed of myself for putting it on display.

    When I get dressed it is not for the purpose of possibly upsetting or offending someone. Men with large penises can not always hide, and don;t always want to wear real baggy clothes. But I must admit, after that, I was always aware of what my 'package' might look like to someone walking toward me.
     
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    Isn't it funny about those newsy (nosey) neighbors? Always wanting to be Beyonce'... Telling peeps what clothes to wear. When you could care less about the HOuse of Dereon...and you just wanna wear some jeans or sweatpants for a change.

    How touche'. And she slipped right into it.
     
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    Mid-life bear, that is awful. Did you get any compensation from the store?

    I had something like that happend to me once. (17 years ago) I was shopping in a department store at the mall and some young store worker thought they saw me put something in my purse. Nobody said anything to me.....they let me leave the store. I was at the other side of the mall when security came and found me and asked me to come with them. And took me back to the department store. I had no clue what they wanted but I went with them. I had never had anything like this happen to me.....I had no clue that they thought I had stole something. I remember my mind wondering.....could something have fallen into my purse or is there a family emergency (this was before cell phones.......and my husband knew where I was that day) Anyways they get me back to a room and they start yelling at me.....and some young girl says yes that I am the one that she saw put something in my purse. I am stunned.....I think I like put a kleenex in my purse after blowing my nose.....while looking at perfume. I let them look through my purse. They were very embarrassed. I was angry. I can't imagine how I would feel if what happened to you happened to me.
     
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    In the past (and in dept stores), loss prevention employees who made a 'bad stop' (nothing was shoplifted) were either fired or severely punished. Don't know how grocery stores work.
     
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    I was hanging out with a friend at a coffee shop and shes a gesture pat talker( she puts her hand on your shoulder or thigh when she gets excited) and I was about to take a sip of coffee when she sparked up and tapped my leg/cock and I just about spilled. She laughed and said she was sorry for scaring me but she didn't hit me that hard. I laughed and said no but you just touched my dick. She turned bright red and yelled aloud "I did not! it's no wher near there" as she squeezed my leg trying to tickle/hurt me in retaliation and than she realized she was squeezed my junk. She started to giggle and squeal and say how she was so sorry and didnt mean to and she didnt kno. She was practically hyperventilating she was talking so quick and covering her mouth with her hand. I said its ok just be warned for the future. Than she calmed down and just stared into her lap and sighed saying she was so embarrassed. i told her not to she didn't know. She laughed and said how was she supposed to know I had a massive penis. Really loud, the people in the table next looked stunned, she only muttered on god I'm making it worse and keep starring at it. I laughed and said I could cover it if shed like, but she sighed and said no I still know its there. So when ever she tries to embarass me about anything I bring up that story and she always complains if only I had a regular sized penis we wouldn't have had that mess. She says I need to contain my self better so it doesn't happen to other people.
     
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    I've always found it a bit awkward when a friend or acquaintance comments on my bulge. It generally isn't random, most of the occurences that stand out in my mind stem from being on the subject of different fits of pants. Recently, I woke up with morning wood and my roommate commented "Jesus, someone's having a good morning!"

    Stares are pretty common, especially when at the gym or wearing athletic shorts (6" and pretty thick soft, and i've got a set of balls so it makes it worse).
     
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    i always get smiles and compliments when showing my bulge. I show alot, plus don't wear underwear. Guys and gals always stare and smile. Good for the original poster for telling that woman in the mall to do something about her boobs.
     
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