Ever have sex with a real Celebrity?

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by MegaDick, Jun 17, 2007.

  1. MegaDick

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    A few years ago I met a well-known singer/songwriter in a bar in New Orleans, and though I wasn't that attracted to him, he pursued me and we ended up in his hotel room. Obviously he wasn't handsome, but he had a descent medium build, and was surprisingly hairy -- furry even. His average-sized uncut cock looked very inviting and after some preliminaries we settled into a 69 position which soon turned into a horror show!!

    First I was assaulted with the overpowering stench of feces! and to my chagrin, as I went down on him, I saw that the hair between his crack was as long or longer than the hair on his abdomen/chest, and dangling from it was the largest collection of "dingleberries" :eek: :eek: :eek: I had ever seen in my life. Luckily he wasn't interested in anal sex, and I was able to move away from his crotch fairly quickly without saying anything.

    It was not the type of celebrity encounter one would fantasize about and until now, I have not shared this anecdote.
     
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    I have. I won't divulge his identity because to the best of my knowledge he is not "out" nor have I ever seen his sexuality questioned. This was about 20 years ago, before he hit it big. He was in my home town working on a project and he sat next to me in the local porno theater (this was before VHS/DVD) and made some rather humorous comments about the film. We ended up leaving at the same time; connected and had a long distance relationship for a few months. For what ever reason it did not work out; soon after that things took off for him and, well, looks like I missed the opportunity of a lifetime. Could have been partnered with a celeb. Oh, well. Those were the days.
     
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    Very few of us have. And by few I mean hardly an of us.
     
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    I have... I had sex with a famous drummer for one year a go... He was hot
     
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    ya i fucked justine timberlake and nick lachey now you no none of us had sx with a celebrity and whoever says they did r fucking liers if they then i fucked modonna
     
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    Yes, but I shoudl qualify that the guy is a celebrity in the medical world and not in the public eye.

    A certain surgical specialist (won't tell you which one...but the guy is very well known) and I met at a medical convention and I ended up fucking his surprisingly muscular ass for a few hours that night. He was a hell of a good kisser and had a normally-sized cock. He may be in command in the surgical suite, but he was the active little power bottom when his briefs came down. I love it when some macho dude turns out to be a power bottom and good cock sucker.:tongue:
     
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    never actually had sex with a celeb...... but at the gym where i work...........which shall remain nameless.............plenty of celebs pass thru and human nature being what is it....they get horny like everyone else...and doff their clothes shower..and well u get the point.....
     
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    just name names, its not like ur gonna get sued
     
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    Get a grip and lighten up :rolleyes:
     
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    LOL I would if he were physically worth bragging about -- but he wasn't.
     
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    Dr. Phil? lol
     
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    I've never had sex with a celebrity, however I live in an area where many of them flock to live. It's not uncommon to see them in restaurants or even shopping at the local grocery store. They are recognized but privacy is respected. I've had a chance to get to know a couple and they are just as human as you and I.

    I think it is only right and fair to protect the privacy of a public figure when it comes to personal matters. After all, wouldn't we all appreciate that same respect? I don't put it past a celeb to have sex with the 'unknown' neighbor, or a quick pick up. Look at George Michael; it could have been any of us in that bathroom polishing his nob. They don't just hob-nob with the stars. They have lives outside of the papers. Cameras aren't always about.

    I personally would love to hear of those who had sex with celebrities and I have a great respect for those who are able to tell about those experiences without dropping names. Like I said, it's only respectful, and I think it makes the story more believable.
     
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    Exactly, Scorpiorising. If I were going to invent a celebrity encounter, I would pick someone extremely hot and desirable, and name him -- like Ricky Martin (I wish!!) lol
     
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    if i named names i would be subjecting myself to a lwsuit-- i signed a confidentiality agreement--this was done to prtotect "those who stray" lol
     
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    Ahhh nut...I wanted to know who you guys are talking about but understand you don't want it out there :(
     
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    I sooo should not admit this , and hopefully no one will think any less of me but i blew Alexis Arquette once after a very drunken night during the gay and lesbian film festival in Philadelphia about 8-9 years ago... VERY nice pecker its a shame he is going female
     
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    this is all bullshit maybe seeing them in the gym but cmon havin sex them ya ok
     
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    I think he WENT female...inverted...all gone bye bye
     
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    speak clearly...not sure what ya point is.....
     
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