Ever heard another couple having sex ??

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Don't ask me, ask my neighbors (Can this keyboard give a big grin? Insert here)

Really, another tale from flight school. The girl I shared a room with brought a guy with her one night, and I had no divert field, so I had to lay low and play like I was asleep while they were going at it in the bed next to mine. It wasn't exactly an audiophonic pandimonium, but I had to bite my lip not to laugh, because she produced sounds like a hampster during sex. And the guy was wondering about the big-tittied girl in the other bed with the fitful sleep.
 
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I've heard too many times to forget. Once, when I was staying over at my mothers's condo when she went out of town for a business trip and my place was being painted, my younger brother and his then current gf stopped over unexpectedly for the night.

Since I had work early next morn, I reminded him I needed my sleep, and asked them both to keep it down.

Sure enough, the guestroom wall was knocking at 12:45am, I yelled to them to knock it off. In turn he yelled, "Shut the fuck up and go back to sleep!" I issued an ultimatum to cool it for the evening or I'd make them pay. My threat fell upon deaf ears, so I took matters into my own hands. I connected the garden hose, set it on ice cold, picked the guestroom doorlock open(they didn't even notice for Christ's sake!), then hit the both of them with ice cold garden hose water(was easy in mid-February!:biggrin1: :tongue: )!!
 
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When I first left home at 18, I lodged in this house with a very attractive couple in their forties.
When they got drunk, which was more often than not they would end up in their bedroom fucking each others brains out, totally un-aware that I could hear everything.
They were always trying to get me drunk, but I didn't drink at the time, and looking back now i have a feeling they were trying to seduce me.

However, sober as a judge, I used to just lie in bed with a raging hard on and try and time my ejaculation with his which beacame quite easy as they seemed to have a set pattern of doing things and it never took very long.
 
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dirtyde said:
Frequently...


...the knoorbell goes, then 10 minutes later it's a female's moaning and the headboard going hard against the wall ..for about 4 minutes..(lol) then i hear the heavy footsteps above my head, then the finale........a big lung oyster into the toilet.......gotta love korea.

Lung oyster...? :crazy2:
 

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I have heard other couples many times, but here are my favorites.

Returning to my hotel room at 3 am in the Chicago Sheraton Palace, and hearing a couple grunting and panting from their room.

In a bungalow in Bali, listening to the Honeymoon couple from California next door. The rooms had an open ceiling so it was quite loud. It got me and my gf excited, so it turned into a (remote four-way.

My college roommate dragging a girl back to our apartment and fucking her on the lower bunk when I was in the upper. I didn't join in -- it was more seedy than sexy.
 
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Oh, I forgot one.
I was at my friend's house and her BF came over. Rumor had it that he was hung like a horse. He was cute but the scumbag factor ruined it. My friend looked like Marcia Brady gone hooker. Anyway, two of us were passing out in the living room. All the sudden, the apartment started to shake. I heard "oh Bobby, it's so BIG!" from the bedroom and started snickering. For the next 20 minutes it was "it's so big, it's so big, it's so big...etc". She started sounding insincere after the first 5 times or so. Fucking priceless.
 
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rope9839 said:
The kicker was that, when I got on my plane a couple hours later, who greeted me but the same flight attendant, with her pilot sitting in the cock pit.
Brings new meaning to the term "cock pit", eh? ;)

I used to have neighbors upstairs who would have sex in the very early morning hours, and despite the apartments being pretty soundproof, the spring noises traveled down (very quietly, but repetitive enough to wake me up at 5 AM daily). There was a distinct pattern every time--the thrusting was very slow for a while, and would speed up over the course of time, until it stopped completely. Only once did I hear any verbal noises. Sometimes I would jerk off and try to orgasm at the same time they did. Little did they know...

One of my roommates in college would always have his girl over. They wouldn't make much noise but I could always hear her whimpering a bit through the walls toward the end of their sessions. One afternoon, while the rest of us were all home, they went into the bathroom and did it in the shower. Even though you couldn't hear the sex, you could hear them changing positions, talking about changing positions ("Get up against here and put your hand there"), etc. It seemed that they wanted us all to know that they were having sex in the shower and we weren't. They should have invited us in.
 
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I listened to my folks having sex when I was young. It wasn't pleasant, and there wasn't really anyway to avoid it, since we weren't allowed in other parts of the house, or to go out.

I don't think my two kids have heard me having sex, but my second wife, and her kids heard us. She was a screamer, and a potty mouth about sex. Dirty talk really got her off. She was SO DAMNED NOISEY the kids would bang on the bedroom door screaming, "Mom, mom!! Is he HURTING YOU????" I was pretty humiliated after about the 12th time, and after that, told her the kids had to be gone for us to enjoy each other's company. I asked her if she was that noisy with her first husband. She said, "No, but I didn't have nearly as much to work with then."

Unfortunately that marriage only lasted a year, but I'm SO GLAD TO BE GONE. It was hell.

I used to have neighbors above who had sex when I was first married and young. It was like clock work, and quite frankly annoying.

The best listening was from a couple who lived above us in another place. He was built like a firetruck and she was hot. I had plenty of fantasies about them both. It fueled a few nice fires, but we didn't stay around long and moved on.

I don't miss it, really. Privacy is better. Single life is better, too.
 

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As usual, guilty more often than innocent on this count. In the woods while camping, when my ex-gf's good friend brought her up to visit, with roommates when we were supposed to be quiet, having the ex-gf worry about roommates, etc.
Though there was one couple I am pretty sure I kept awake at night, and I think they sought their revenge by arguing at full volume as early in the morning as possible.
 
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Umm, I'm pretty sure I'm the couple my neighbors hear. . . Even though, it's fair because of the way they run up and down their stairs (they MUST have hardwood floors) ALL THE TIME.
 

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i remember one time i was at uni at the freshman year, one of my flat mates got lucky after a hard night of clubing, he brought with him two girls round to our place, he fucked both of them like rabbits, they were the ugliest bitches on the planet i recall yet he fucked them hard and fast, though most of the noises coming from that room of his were not from the girls but from him. i was awake all night, never got turned on once, yet got so pissed off with him.

the following month i tried to get my own back on him, by putting a spy cam in his room when he fucked again with another bird and put it on the internet. it was as funny as fuck but it got quite physical days later, he ended up in hospital for a day or 2.

there were other times that i no off when i heard sex noises, once my neighbour who was a former high fashion model brought a fat bastard too house, they fucked on the balcony at night, half the street was woken up, the cops were called in too, another that was as funny as fuck.
 

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This is one of the annoying things about living in an apartment. You get very familiar with people's personal habits, when they get up in the morning (footsteps), what kind of music they listen to, when they flush the toilet (sometimes several times in a row), and when they have sex. TMI
 

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All throughout college I'd hear it, usually muffled and un-identifiable. But in the last few weeks of freshman year, my scummiest roommate dated an exhibitionest girl, and they'd go at it with his bedroom door wide open.

I got my revenge once: since it was pretty clear to me they had no boundaries, on one occasion while they were doing it the roommate got a phone call for him, and I actually carried the receiver over to his open door and cleared my throat and said "It's for you!" He cursed at me furiously and didn't talk to me for the (very brief) rest of the term..... but screw him.

I've heard both of my current flatmates with their girls. The first one, whose relationship has been about 4 years long, was extremely loud the first week or two and then became so silent I couldn't tell at all, even though we share an abutting wall. The second, had a newer chick and, well, let's just say I feel like I've eaten her out, what with how loud and incredibly *specific* she often is!
 
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Pecker said:
I heard mom and dad many, many times when I was young. It was comforting to me because I knew at least they weren't fighting.
I'm with you on this one Peckie...I had the same thing happen when I was a kid and was happy they were getting along!

Another time that comes to mind is when I was in Williamsburg, VA at a resort with my Ex and we were in an upscale condo, the type where there's 3 or 4 condos in each building.

Well, one morning, there was this HUGE sound coming from the condo above us -- a woman moaning and screaming and banging and the guy doing the same...it was actually quite hot and LOUD!!!!! Speaking of not holding back!

Well, about an hour later, we were leaving to go eat and guess what: so were they!

Turns out they were an older couple maybe in their late 60's, early 70's! Hahahaha...my Ex and I looked at each other and started giggling. I think they saw us reacting to seeing them and they looked embarrassed. LOL Good for them! Isn't that what Vacations are for? Good sex?
 

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When my wife and I were on our Honeymoon we heard a couple in the room next to ours pounding away for about 3 hours before it got quite. The next morning when we were leaving, the couple next door came out. It was an old man at least 80 and a women in her 30s or so. I wanted to shake his hand for having that much stamina at his age.
 

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Mattness said:
I'm with you on this one Peckie...I had the same thing happen when I was a kid and was happy they were getting along!

I was going to post the same thing Mattness. When I was younger I would always hear my mom with her partners. I wouldn't know exactly what was going on, so mom would just say she was playing with her friends. Heh, makes me laugh now to think about it, when I did finally realize what they were doing, I would tease her about how loud she is, and it would spark the beginning of our sex talks.
 

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I've heard my downstairs neighbor fucking his wife a few times in the middle of the night. Her moans and screams wake me up. She's lovin' it! I hear him grunting and groaning too. Of course I gotta get off after I hear that. The downside of this is I also hear him beating the crap out of her a couple of times a year too. :mad:
 

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I'm not an innocent, in this matter, and a good number of my partners haven't been either.

In college noises from the other floor/suite mates were sometimes audible through doors or walls. The downstairs neighbors, in the first post college apartment, were sometimes loud, but I felt more sorry for them because they were a reminder of what they heard. In hotel rooms I heard others a few times.

The best place was on an older ICE, with curtained private 1st class cabins. I heard sounds coming from the next cabin over; I got wood and when the conductor came by checking for tickets he noticed the still leaking erection, in my shorts before I could cover it with my lower arm again; he just said "Nebenan?" (next door). I just nodded and he left. I noticed that he didn't check for their tickets, even though they had finished, by then.

At home, I never heard my parents or sister, but once they heard me and my boyfriend. I know this because the next morning, after sitting down for breakfast, my sister asked Sam if he had got enough sleep or had I kept him awake at night. My Mom laughed a little and patted my hand when I turned beet red. My dad just shuffled the news paper.

NOTE: Aside from being as tall as standard beds are long, springs and loose headboards are great reasons for having sex on the floor (depending on the floor of course).
 

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It hapened frequently whe I was still in college. My GF and her room mate shared an apartment with paper thin walls. Her roomate's boyfriend was a real moaner and pretty hot so it was kind of a turn on.

I would be curious to know if any of you have had the oposite experience?

In my first apartment after college, the lady next door was in her fifties and single. She made a comment one day about being able to hear through the thin walls and I agreed but just dismissed it not really understanding what she was getting at. About a month later on a Saturday morning following a particularly athletic eveing, she rang the door bell and politely asked if I would mind moving my bed to the oposite wall.

I complied before sunset.
 

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There are have been three instances in which I've heard another couple doing it. The first was when I spent the night at my friend's house. I had gotten up to go the bathroom and walking down the hallway, I was passing his parents' room and I heard, oh how I heard them...I was so disturbed and tried to tune it out of my head.

The second was at a New Year's party last year in which there was drinking, dancing, and sex going on all over the place. Couples would go to rooms and be as loud and raunchy as they possibly could.

The third instance was when I visited my brother in his college dorm. He's gay and that night we had gone to a gay club (he's good friends with the bartender so he slipped me by) and he brought someone back to the dorm. I couldn't get any sleep with all the moaning going on in their bed and it was just freaky listening to my brother having sex...the guy was pretty hot though.