ever kicked a guy where it hurts and why?

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  1. B_Marius567

    B_Marius567 New Member

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    ever kicked a guy where hurts and why sines there are women in jail for doing this?
     
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    I did by accident once... my friend walked up behind me, and I didn't hear him (he was sneaking up on me), so I kicked backwards, and nailed him right in the balls... I felt soo bad after..
     
  3. invisibleman

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    This one time...
    at band camp...
    I slammed a piano lid
    on a pervert's dick and balls.
    After I did that,
    He had a REAL big dick
    and balls.
    (I accidentally hit them with a
    flute.)
    They were red and
    swollen!!!

    Maybe I oughta go into the penile enlargement business.
    Yea!
    :smile:
     
  4. Nitrofiend

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    My girlfriend has kicked and/or punched many guys in the balls numerous times. She mainly does it to guys who are timid or whom she doesn't otherwise respect. It's really amusing actually, she can come across as a total bitch to everyone but me, who she wouldn't dare try to hurt. Incidentally she's never intentionally pegged me in the nuts.
     
  5. snoozan

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    That's what you think now. She sounds abusive and that's not cool. I don't know why we take physical abuse/assault of men by women so lightly. It's fucked up.
     
  6. Mr. Snakey

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    This is sick...
     
  7. OmahaBeef

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    Interesting you mention this: It is because of a woman that I nearlry lost both testicles and suffer from ED.

    When I was about 22...I was working my second job bouncing one evening. A man had had a bit much, and it was time for him to leave, and I escorted him out. When this usually happens, the person trys to rationalize their behavior, trys to barter with you to get back in. (Apparently when your drunk, the fate of the world rests upon getting BACK into that bar NOW).

    Long story short, he made a move at me, and I choked him out (put him to sleep unconcious). It's very quick and no one gets hurt. Basic submission, oxygen distruption to the brain.

    I laid him down on the pavement as gently as I would lay a baby down, on my knees, and I was waiting for the off-duty cop to arrive to take him to the tank. As I was doing this, one of the women in his group (his?) ran up right behind me and kicked me as if she wanted to kick the game-winning field goal.

    I felt it...adrenaline kicked in. Guys I worked with subdued her. Cop arrested her. I didn't think much of it.

    I went back inside and I knew something was wrong. About 30 minutes later I had exceptional swelling in my nuts and my shaft felt broken. I went to the ER. They did a bunch of tests. Luckily neither testicle was ruptured, and I only had to heal.

    Unfortunately, the injury not only made me develop significant ED, but it also completely destroyed my ability to produce significant testosterone on my own. I am now on weekly testosterone injections for life.

    Knowing what I know now...I should have beat her and her old man to a pulp.

    ...OB
     
  8. snoozan

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    OB, I'm very sorry. This is the very reason women as "the weaker sex" should not be given carte blanche to physically assault men. It's not funny (as Nitrofiend seems to think), it's not painless because women are weak, and it's not some sort of feminist thing to do if you're unprovoked. Assault is assault, whether it's perpetrated by a woman or a man on a woman or a man.

    I also find it insulting that there's this notion that a woman can not really hurt a man because she's weak. Fuck that. I could beat the living shit out of a good number of men because I grew up wrestling and play fighting with boys and took martial arts lessons. I am bigger physically than a good number of men (I'm 5'9"). There are plenty of other women stronger than me and trained in martial arts or any other hand-to-hand fighting technique, which most men are not. A woman can seriously harm a man, and anything to the contrary is incorrect.

    Violence is violence no matter what, and reprehensible in all of its forms.

     
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    I kicked my cousin where it counts one time. But only because he punched me in the stomach on a scar where I'd just had surgery. Poor guy. After I kicked hiim in the nuts his mom beat his ass again when she found out what he did because he could've busted my stitches. We were like 12 and 10, him younger. Ah, the good old days. We used to beat each other up all the time. He stands 6'2" now, but I bet I could still take him down - :biggrin1:

    My friend once kicked a guy in the nuts in 4th grade. She had on these pointy boots we all wore in the 80's. Busted a vein somewhere down there. He hates her fucking guts to this day, can't say I blame him!!
     
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    Accidents do happen...:rolleyes:
     
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    HA!! i'm sorry but that's hilarious, "his mom beat his ass again". quality!

    great girl-friend of mine once accidentally kneed me in the balls as we were wrestling waiting for the school bus. i had always found her very attractive anyway so the pain QUICKLY subsided when on the ride home, sharing one of those deathtrap 2" foam, steelpipe seats they put us in in those days on bumpy country roads, usually iced from a recent blizzard, she asked me "how's your cock"? rrrrroooowwwwww, talk about pain and pleasure, my lil guy didn't know what to do with this girl at that point:wink:
     
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    I grew up on a dairy farm. One eve while milking the cows, I forgot to put the flank brace on Bobby and she nailed me, her back hoof right square in the nutsack. Talk about doubling over in pain..jeez I got the rest of the eve off. Next day they were purple...all ended well as I do have 3 kids!
     
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    It's a wonder one of them didn't mop the floor with her. I would have.
     
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    I've done it a few times accidentally over the years in karate. I was very upset each time, but thankfully no seriuos injury ever occurred.
     
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    I wonder what the consequences are when these guys realize they've been rendered impotent by someone who inficts injury for pleasure. I'd sue the living piss out of someone if they did that to me.:mad:
     
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    she does it to guys she doesnt respect...so, if i dont respect her, is it cool if i try to swing my boot up into her ovaries?
     
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    Amen to the last line of your post.:biggrin1:
     
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    I never kicked a guy in the Testicles but one time when I was turning one of the men who live at my home over on his stomach,he rolled over on his balls.He was passed out drunk but kept moaning in pain.I kept trying to pull them down between his legs but I was having trouble getting my hand under his stomach to reach them.when I finally got my hand under him and reached his nuts,I hurt them more pulling them down.I went in the room several more times that night to check him in order to make sure his Testicles were not swollen.
     
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    I can't believe I missed this thread. As someone who is interested in BDSM, I have a fascination with women hurting men in the balls. It only works though if it is consensual. Otherwise it is sexual assault, and prosecutable by "beating to a pulp" (agree with you OB). And remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. Be careful, there are a lot of nutcases out there.
     
  20. Nitrofiend

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    Perhaps I should have explained a little better. She only really does it to guys in self defense (feeling her up, groping her, etc.), and that's why it's amusing. Because of her figure, she's attracted a lot of harrassment and manhandling over the years. I sympathize with you, Omaha, and I'm sorry if I came across as insensitive to a kick in the pills. Though oddly enough, I can name at least two guys off the top of my head that get off on having their balls abused.
     
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