dirtyde said:
What a wedding. Are all weddings like that in Australia? If so, I'm moving there ASAP!
Ever Lost A Size Contest?
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What a wedding. Are all weddings like that in Australia? If so, I'm moving there ASAP!
I went to a boy's only school. The showers were the place to show off and you always knew that the info would be passed to the girl's school up the road. Then the phone would ring!
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Lex said:
*squirts baby oil and throws Lex down on the rubber mat*
Good to see you too.
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I've never participated in an actual contest, but I got over being shy at the urinal...
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When I was in college we used to have crazy contests at our parties. For example, one was $20 for the first blonde bush. Another time we offered free pizza coupons for anyone who brought two people I didn't know.
Anyway, one time we put up a $20 door prize for the "shortest penis." Late in the evening a guy came and asked who had won. When we told him that (unsurprisingly) no one had entered, he pulled down his jeans, showed us what was actually a pretty good sized flaccid cock and said "I guess I win then. Where's the money. I'm hungry." We paid him off and got a good laugh out of it.
Anyway, one time we put up a $20 door prize for the "shortest penis." Late in the evening a guy came and asked who had won. When we told him that (unsurprisingly) no one had entered, he pulled down his jeans, showed us what was actually a pretty good sized flaccid cock and said "I guess I win then. Where's the money. I'm hungry." We paid him off and got a good laugh out of it.
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Unofficially, at around 10 and a half I was suppossed to have been the 3rd largest guy in my Frat my Senior year. I say unofficially because I never saw the other two guys hard. But it certainly seems possible from what I remember (from seeing at least one of them in the shower limp.) We had lots of crazy contests for sure but never one involving that issue exactly. But I know some of the Sororites on campus had contests where girls would try and get a photograph or even some video of the largest guy they could find, kind of a big meat scavenger hunt. One sorority I know ranked the frat houses on campus by the relative number of well hung guys in it. Don't want to speculate on how that was accomplished. I remember hearing that our house was 2nd (Like my junior year I think) out of about 27 houses on campus. Don't remember hearing anything Senior year though.
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I compared with a few buddies when I was younger, and I was the longest of all for sure. My best bud neighbor when I was 13 was uncut -- first one I had seen -- and his was pretty thick, prob thicker than mine at the time. And the times I've compared when I got older, I've seen a couple that were close to me in size but none bigger.
I think I'd be more impressed than devastated if I lost a size contest. It's not often you see dudes that big anyway.
I think I'd be more impressed than devastated if I lost a size contest. It's not often you see dudes that big anyway.
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outside of comparisons at the urinal or gym class during junior high school and high school, nothing official. just dont see the need to show my cock to other dudes. doesnt do anything for me
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I've never been in a size contest, but when pretty drunk have been known to 'whip it out'.
Along the theme of the thread, I read about a club in St. Petersburg, Russia that has size contest and your length determines how much of a drink discount you get.
Along the theme of the thread, I read about a club in St. Petersburg, Russia that has size contest and your length determines how much of a drink discount you get.
Hung Low in Thiva said:
well Hung Low, I can certainly understand showing off to other guys wouldn't do anything for you....but I'm pretty certain you would have a perfect undefeated record, lol. Amazing!
This didn't happen to me, but it's pretty dang funny, I heard it from a friend from my very conservative college. There were students visiting for a campus preview type weekend and this one high school junior was sitting in his assigned dorm room, just chilling. Several guys walk in, one after the other, completely nude to introduce themselves, just to joke with the kid. Then, a guy on the hall who was known for being well hung (about 6" soft) walks in and says "I bet you've never seen a dick like this!"
The 16 y/o kid stands up, droups trou, and says "only my own" and sat down, beating the other guy by at least an inch!
The 16 y/o kid stands up, droups trou, and says "only my own" and sat down, beating the other guy by at least an inch!
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