Ever Lost A Size Contest?

[bigschlotsky]

I've never been in a size contest and I don't care to. What is the point of a size contest? Who thinks it's useful or fun to measure their dick against someone else's? I'm pretty happy with my penis. I'm almost 7 inches long and 5.5 thick, and even if I was smaller I'd like to think I'd be happy with it. I just don't see the enjoyment in seeing if I'm bigger or smaller than another guy. Who cares?

 

[Mighty Joe]

No.....but I've happily held the tape measure several times!:wink:

 

[JamesNYC]

I have never been in a contest. But back in my college days the word was around that I was well hung. There were occasions when I would be asked to prove it, and if I had some drinks in me, I have been known to whip it out and show flaccid.

 

[monsternmypant]

In college and hang out -- not dick-wise -- with a jock and military crowd. It's hard to keep my dick in my pants after a few drinks, and it seems contests get started just to see mine. Only lost one.

 

[13estPen]

Thanks for sharing BigBen :biggrin1:

 

[Big Del]

Been in quite a few contests over the years from school days onwards. Won a few and lost a few along the way - I dont worry I know I am hung but not horse hung!

largest group was a rugby team end of season party when we all got measured - biggest guy was over 10" and the smallest at 4" was a guy who was 6 foot 6" tall who we always called Tiny anyway - he knew he was gonna lose but reckoned he would have got shit anyway even if he declined

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

I've had only two contests, and won both of them. A guy was much smaller than me, both in lenght and in thickness. The other one had my lenght, but was way thinner.

I enjoyed their comments about my penis: the second guy said i have a porn star sized cock.

 

[B_blackmeatpounda]

To answer the original question. No. I have always won.

 

[basque9]

I was entering a movie theatre in Baltimore that showed gay films around 1980 and was asked by the ticket collector to enter their Biggest Cock Contest. I have no idea why the guy thought I had big meat, but he said he had heard that I was huge! I finally agreed and after the films were shown , we five contestants were given masks and led onstage and the lights were turned on. Each of us had been given a handler who jacked and massaged us in turn until we were hard.. that's when the decision would be made as to who was the largest..... based on the applause each received. Well, there were four blacks and me and just as it was my turn to be applauded, my cock shot off all over the front of the stage and the applause was deafening. That's not why I won.. I was the largest. Got a share of the take for the night which amounted to $150.

 

[ThickAZGuy]

Never been in one.

Almost had one though a couple years ago. Had a conversation with an Australian guy in the office about sex and the subject came up of size. We talked a bit further and asked if I had ever been in a size contest - I replied I hadn't?

He said we should compare sometime - i didn't much care and said i would whenever. Then we got on the topic of the internet and if we had ever posted pics. I told him i had. He asked for my links. I told him I'd bring in a pic the following day to show him, which I did.

He commented, conceded and we never compared. Oh well! We've bot moved on to other offices since then but still keep in touch from time to time.

 

[CuriousGuy]

He commented, conceded and we never compared.

I think he made a wise choice! Damn bud, that's got to be one of longest and thickest photo-verified dicks on the site. Thanks for having the balls to post! Absolutely beautiful.

 

[KaiDog]

I've yet to see a cock bigger than mine in person. I know I don't have the biggest, but statistically mine is big enough (9+ inches) that most other guys's don't get close.

 

[bigbens]

I've ever entered one and I've never been challenged. (That's the advantage of having a reputation that exceeds even the most impressive truth, heh heh.) However, one night years ago at the fraternity house, we were drinking late, I was quite inebriated and in walks a new frat brother with a date. A date I had nailed a number of times the previous semester. Well, friendly guys that we are -- and desperate to check out this hot girl for a few minutes before presumably she would head up to the new guy's room -- asked them if they'd like a last beer before we all called it a night. They said, why not? Well, this girl and I gave a few smiles to each other when suddenly she starts talking about "the sexiest guy in the room... who do you think it is?" (Nice question to ask when you're on a date, huh?) Well, this tipsy but testosterone-churning crowd was each hoping it would be himself, but this girl -- obviously a bit drunk herself -- immediately says "the sexiest guy in the room has a cock at big as my arm." Well, since the gang I was drinking with got a HUGE laugh out of this because they all now knew who she was talking about. "Right, Ben?" she asked and all I did was smile and shake my head. Suddenly, her date was getting steamed. "Oh, bullshit.. you guys are all drunk. That's all bullshit." He was trying to get his date to go upstairs, but a second later "She says, it's NOT bullshit. Come on... show him, Ben." Now friends, I am no exhibitionist, I have no desire to compare or to boast, but this time, me being half-drunk and wanting to A) put this new guy in his place and B) impress the girl all over again, said "Hell, why not?" I didn't stand up, but just inzipped and pulled out the thick softie that just flopped over the side of my leg. The girl screamed "Shit! I told you so!" and her date just stared and after a few seconds said "Aw, fuck this, let's go." Sure, they went... but not upstairs. After that humiliation, he took her straight home. The hooting and hollering at what my buddies saw was just priceless. As the two were leaving one brother yelled at the guy leaving, "Let this be a lesson. Never challenge The Cucumber!" So the legend continued.

 

[redd34]

Yet to lose one but i may just be a bit big and a bit lucky so far i guess, for the last 3 years of school was known as having the biggest dick in my school, had a few guys want to compare and they either didn't measure up or didn't get theirs out after they saw mine, closest has been a guy who i would now consider my closest mate, i was new to the area and was at a mates house drinking with some new friends when we decided to get into the spa, was an all male group so we went in naked as all but i had played footy together for years and seen each other naked more times than they could count! i was warned to ignore one guy as he was hung like a horse but discussion soon got to who was bigger when i stripped off, after a few more drinks the others bugged us so much we agreed to compare. i think they were more interested than we were, turned out i was bigger but not by much.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Never been in any kind of cock contest. Guess I am just content with who I am and what I have and not that impressed by feeling that I am the biggest at any given moment (which circumvents being crushed when you find out you aren't).

Well said

 

[B_IanTheTall]

I once posted my cock pics to a different forum; the thread was "who has the biggest cock here". I lurked the thread for a few days, a bunch of guys posted nice units. Then I posted my pics, after that there were only "wow" and "holy crap" type text replies. I guess I "won".

 

[CuriousGuy]

I once posted my cock pics to a different forum; the thread was "who has the biggest cock here". I lurked the thread for a few days, a bunch of guys posted nice units. Then I posted my pics, after that there were only "wow" and "holy crap" type text replies. I guess I "won".

Uh yeah, Ian.....I'd bet on you most times! Wow!

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I never been in one and i wouldnt want too..

 

[MadCock]

Never lost one in length, and only lost one in girth. The one I lost in girth was to a high school buddy, who was very thick. he was just at 7 around but only 41/4 are so long. The one I took top honorers in was back when me and the wife was just dating. One night after a rock show and much drinking with 3 male friends and one other couple, we where playing a strip drinking game and when all the guys where nude the wise guy with the long limp dick goes I know how as the biggest dick graping his cock and waving it about. The girls where like prove it, both stated that their mans cock gets fairly big. It turned out that he had one of the smaller dicks not even 6 inch long and right a 5 inch girth. The smallest being 5 X 4.5, then largest runner up was 6.5 X 5, and me the big winner at 6.75 X 5.25. the other two guys where between 6-6.5 x 4.5-5. I know I'm not much more then average, but all the same that was a proud moment for me. I do P. E. and I'm over 7.5 X 6 right now. I have hit 8.25 X 6.5 with the use of Levitra and/or Viagra.

 

[Wonderboy]

Never been in one nor do I intend to be in one...maybe its an 'only in America' thing.

Although myself and my best friend playfully 'compete' for who has the biggest...we had words and apparently we're both big, although we don't know who's biggest. He has a quite small softy but says it grows a lot so who knows. I'm about 6x5 soft :biggrin1:

But no, no size contests for me.