Ever made your own pocket pussy? :)

[Chrysippus]

Just taking a cue from another forum...

There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a fucking machine.
Concave and convex,
It fit either sex,
With a pan underneath for the cream.

Read Portnoy,’s Complaint, where Alex remembers fucking a piece of calf’s liver and then regretting having fucked his family’s dinner.

 

[IntactMale]

I did when I was younger. It was before I had ever gotten laid and was pretty desperate to know what it felt like. I took a rubber glove and laid it on a towel so that about an inch hung off the edge of the towel. Then I rolled the towel over the glove until the glove was at the center of a cylinder of the towel. Then I stretched a large sock over the towel starting on the opposite end from where the glove was hanging out. Finally, I took the edge of the glove that was hanging out and stretched it back over the rolled up towel and sock. It ended up looking a lot more like an asshole than a pussy. If I had a container I could put the whole thing in I would do that, otherwise I would just hold it in place by putting it under a mattress or any other place I could stick it so that I could fuck it.

It took a lot of lube because it ended up being very tight, especially when first penetrating it. The big problem is that a latex glove isn't that long, and if you want to penetrate deeply you will end up pushing into a finger in the glove. Once you do that it stops being enjoyable, painfully tight.

 

[twoton]

Nope. It always seemed like too much work.
I knew a guy who would warm a banana peel in the microwave.

 

[njfellow2002]

In prison they are called " fi fi" (fee fee)--- spelling?? They take a rubber glove and wrap a towel around it, kinda the way IntactMale said above. not much work involved....and you have a home-made FleshLight. I tried making one after learning about it, but it was not better than just watching porn and stoking, so never did it again.

 

[IntactMale]

In prison they are called " fi fi" (fee fee)--- spelling?? They take a rubber glove and wrap a towel around it, kinda the way IntactMale said above. not much work involved....and you have a home-made FleshLight. I tried making one after learning about it, but it was not better than just watching porn and stoking, so never did it again.

Yeah, that's where I got the idea to try it. I agree, it wasn't that good. I tried it a couple of times to see if I could make it work better, but in the end decided it really wasn't worth the trouble. It felt different, but not better.

 

[giantguy23]

i did with pringles can and sponge lol