Ha! This reminds me of an experience I had several years ago in a YMCA in North Carolina.
A young Hispanic guy was rather horny and kept waltzing through the locker room and wet area with great drama, attempting to flaunt his early-20s bod. He was the type to move quickly from flower to flower, if you know what I mean. And he moved quickly as he went back and forth looking for . . . possibilities.
I had finished my 30 laps in the pool and was showering. He walked past several times, very much in a hurry, very dramatic, very on the prowl. (Very transparent in his motives, too, which was highly amusing.)
But the most amusing part was when he tried to approach me for sex, ending with "Do you have a business card?"
I couldn't help it--I laughed out loud, standing there naked with a towel draped around my shoulders, and pointed down at my nude body, saying, "Does it look like I have a business card on me??"
Like many with his personality type, he was instantly offended and went off in a huff with his nose in the air. I was still chuckling later when I told my boyfriend, now my husband, the story.
So now, whenever we see someone who's very obviously on the prowl, we point the person out by nodding in their general direction and saying, "Excuse me, do you have a business card?"
<grin>
NCbear (who thinks life is more amusing than fiction)
