Ever pay for a whore?

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You may never go down the hooker route again which is fair enough, but some advice would be that not every prositute will appear disinterested in you. Some ladies are better at putting on a show than others - or getting into it. However do bear in mind that the lady has sex every day with a wide variety of men, so if she seems a bit jaded it's only to be expected.

Always be nice and let her take the lead. Discuss what you'd like to do before the booking, not during it, because that way no one gets their expectations disappointed.Be prepared for anything out of the ordinary to cost more than the standard price.

Always have your money ready - hand it to her as she comes in. Don't be offended if she counts it out - a shop wouldn't not count the money a customer gives them, it's only part of the job and nothing personal - there are lots of clients out there who would try to pull a fast one, and given that the client is a perfect stranger she has no reason or obligation to trust you.

While most working girls are very professional and trustworthy, there are dodgy people in every walk of life. If you are at home don't leave any money or valuables around, especially out of your sight and reach - another reason to have the money ready so you don't have to fish around in your wallet and reveal your worldly goods etc. If you visit a brothel and are asked to have a shower etc take your wallet and valuables with you. You'll likely have paid at the door so just keep them with you at all times.

If she does seem a bit knackered, perhaps you have booked her at the wrong time in her shift - for example don't visit a brothel or hire an escort at 4am in the morning after a night on the drink with your mates - she'll be knackered, may have been pissed off by clients earlier in her shift, you'll be pissed and obnoxious, won't be able to get it up and get narky at her, or you'll be able to get it up and not come and just bang away for the entire hour (one of the worst clients btw!) = not a good combination for sexual bliss. If you are feeling horny, visit the brothel early in your evening (between 8pm and 12 is the best time) and without having drunk excessively - the ladies will be more awake and able to deliver a far superior service, you'll be better able to perform and be nice = more satisfaction for you, a pleasant job for her, and value for money! Everyone wins.

Also be a nice client - as I said don't try and surprise the girl with fingers or penises in unwanted places, and don't try to recreate porn scenes where the men try and friction burn the clitoris off, keep your nails nice and clean and short and file any snaggy bits as they hurt.
The only clients I really remember were the ones that were exceptionally good (4 out of an estimated 3,000), very kind and thoughtful, and the ones who were horrible. Always ask and always negotiate the sort of service you are expecting either as you book, or in the lounge of a brothel (but be aware that some escort agencies will be short on truth to secure a job, so if your lady arrives and refuses to do something you've agreed with her employers don't be angry with her - complain to the agency. My friend, a caucasian with skin like Snow White was once sent to a guy who had booked an African girl because they had no African girls wokring that day and my friend was the closest they had because she had dark hair, the next week they tried to pass her off as Japanese! That was an example of the agency trying to make a buck at all costs).
 

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Oh and final word (ish), if a hooker offers to do anything unsafe or without a condom run for the hills. Any hooker worth her salt uses condoms and dams and lube for everything, because while the money if fabulous most of us value our lives much more, we also wouldn't be able to continue working with an STI. If she doesn't use above protection then that indicates that she really doesn't have much to lose. I know it can be hard for guys to stop and think before plunging on in there, but do so as it may save your life, or at least save you from painful and damaging diseases.
If that doesn't make you think Google the STI 'Donovanosis' and have a look at pictures!