1. Welcome To LPSG
    Welcome to LPSG.com. If you are here because you are looking for the most amazing open-minded fun-spirited sexy adult community then you have found the right place. We also happen to have some of the sexiest members you'll ever meet. Signup below and come join us.


Ever Piss The Wall On Purpose?

Discussion in 'Ask a Man' started by Blokeboy, May 24, 2019.

  1. Blokeboy

    Blokeboy Superior Member

    Joined:
    May 23, 2006
    Posts:
    371
    Albums:
    3
    Likes Received:
    2,804
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Texas (US)
    Knew a guy that used to piss the urinal wall, when treated unfairly or had disappointing service in restaurants etc. He wouldn’t soak the place...but instead, his release amount was merely congruent to the level of disrespect or tidiness of the facility.
    Anyone here ever do something this taboo?
     
  2. socalfreak

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2012
    Posts:
    3,625
    Albums:
    7
    Likes Received:
    5,884
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Atlanta (GA, US)
    "taboo"??..
    More like "immature".
    Did he say he was going to hold his breath until he turned blue & refuse to eat his vegetables, too?
     
  3. Squirrel1

    Staff Member Moderator Gold Member Verified

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2017
    Posts:
    3,813
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    5,229
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Ontario (CA)
    Verified:
    Photo
    Posts get stranger and stranger.
     
  4. 554279

    554279 Guest

    Ceilings, sinks, car tires...the list is endless. However in my defense I was extremely drunk and as earlier pointed out immature.

    If you find yourself doing this just stop. It's not nice and will not improve the quality of the servers or the janitor
     
  5. josh20hung

    josh20hung Legendary Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2007
    Posts:
    1,059
    Likes Received:
    1,123
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Toronto, Ontario
    Did this guy you knew think that the server had to clean it up? Because I can tell you that they definitely didn't. If it's early in the day then a busser has to clean it up. A 15 year old kid. If it's later then it's up to the night cleaners. This guy you knew is a total d bag.
     
  6. Acratopotes

    Acratopotes Cherished Member

    Joined:
    May 23, 2017
    Posts:
    398
    Likes Received:
    431
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    London (GB)
    The only time I remember doing something similar was when I first started school at about 4 or 5. We used to stand in front of one of those porcelain trough urinals and see who could piss the highest, even if that meant it went above the top of the porcelain.
     
  7. prince albert dong

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2008
    Posts:
    2,923
    Albums:
    22
    Likes Received:
    5,516
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Chicago (IL, US)
    That all sounds familiar. Fire! Put out the fire was the game we played
     
  8. 1222288

    1222288 Guest

    That's just fucking ignorant.

    If you receive bad service, no matter where it is, communicate to someone that you weren't satisfied. You don't even have to do it while you are there. Go online, phone management later, tell your friends so that they don't go there, etc.

    Pissing all over the bathroom doesn't punish your server, or the chef, or management. It creates a mess for the next person that uses the bathroom, as well as the cleaning staff who had nothing to do with whatever the original issue was.
     
  9. scarymovie3

    Gold Member Verified

    Joined:
    May 13, 2015
    Posts:
    406
    Albums:
    8
    Likes Received:
    471
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Ciudad Madero (TAM, MX)
    Verified:
    Photo
    i've done it on places where they actually charge you for the use of the toilet, you would expect it to be sparkling clean. but when i pay for the use of a restroom and it is super dirty, it gets me mad and i piss all over the place but the actual toilet/urinal.
     
    Blokeboy likes this.
  10. twoton

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2011
    Posts:
    7,657
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    7,352
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Mid Atlantic
    No, of course not. But I am intrigued by his standards index. Was it something like a 1-5 scale for several components of service?
    Like, he goes to TGIFridays, and thinks, "Cleanliness gets a 2, speed of service gets a 4, food gets a 2.5, attractive server gets a 5 for an average of 3.375. Let me look that up on my phone app...let's see....score of 3.375 in a national chain eatery gets 5 seconds of urine stream on the floor in front of the urinal. O.k., here goes....One-one thousand, two-one thousand, three-one thousand, four-one thousand, five one-thousand. And the rest in the urinal proper and I'm done. Cool."
     
  11. HOU_HEADHUNTER

    HOU_HEADHUNTER Superior Member

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2017
    Posts:
    1,115
    Likes Received:
    4,479
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Houston (TX, US)
    Pretty sad that people think like that. They get upset and seek to do something like piss on the walls or floor for someone else to clean up. I experienced something like this at a job that I was working during the graveyard shift at a 24 Hour Adult Bookstore. A lot of intoxicated men would come in after hours when the club was closed to look at the nude magazines and stare at the dvd cases. Occasionally they would ask to go to the restroom which we had to open with a key to deter stealing. I'd sometimes find that the guys would piss all over the floor and sometimes I'd have to clean semen off of the walls and from inside the sink because they'd get horny from looking at the magazines and dvd covers. The urine was by far the worst smelling. One guy was so sloshed he didn't even bother asking to for the restroom he just unzipped his pants in the isle and started pissing and I could hear the sound of liquid splashing on the linoleum. I ended up having him kicked out by our security guard that was in the parking lot and told him to never come into the store or again or it would be trespassing.
     
  12. ohiorod

    Gold Member Platinum Gold

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2014
    Posts:
    3,683
    Likes Received:
    16,047
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    West Virginia (US)
    To the ordinal OP’s question, my response is a solid no. That just isn’t in my repertoire of acceptable behavior. The only message I would interpret from finding such a mess would be that the perpetrator was uncouth.
     
    693987, MisterB and Squirrel1 like this.
  13. Infernal

    Gold Member Platinum Gold

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2008
    Posts:
    3,140
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    3,482
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Phoenix (AZ, US)
    If you have bad service in a restaurant, don't go back. The person cleaning the restroom might be from a hired cleaning company and has nothing to do with the service. They are probably wondering what rude person urinated on the wall.
     
  14. 1IamSmall123

    1IamSmall123 Loved Member

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2014
    Posts:
    350
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    701
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    United States
    The obvious answer is "OF COURSE!"

    It is part of MAN'S INHERENT NATURE.

    A guy standing in the middle of a huge grass field will walk out of his way for hundreds of meters/yards to piss again something/anything.

    This is a fact of The Universe of Man.
     
    twoton likes this.
  15. MisterB

    Staff Member Moderator Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2012
    Posts:
    4,144
    Likes Received:
    10,545
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Arlington (VA, US)
    No, can't say that I have. Nor can I say it ever crossed my mind. When I have received poor service, I find it more appropriate to have a polite conversation with the affected person and/or management. I find that much more effective in addressing poor service than purposely pissing on the bathroom walls.

    As others have observed, doing such only punishes the person who ends up having to clean the restroom. Who most likely had no part in the service irregularity. For example, at my favorite locally-owned eatery, the person who cleans the bathroom is the Host/Hostess.

    Got an issue about service? Be a fucking man and take it up with management or who wronged you. I don't understand why some numbskull would do such an immature act. WTF is wrong with some folks?

    And OP, I'd suggest you might want to hang out with a different friend. I'd hate to think you make him mad and he pisses all over your bathroom wall...
     
    #15 MisterB, Jun 6, 2019
    Last edited: Jun 6, 2019
  16. Acratopotes

    Acratopotes Cherished Member

    Joined:
    May 23, 2017
    Posts:
    398
    Likes Received:
    431
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    London (GB)
    I am not sure this is completely true. I think if I was in a field, felt the need and it was somewhere quiet, I'd quite happy just piss on the ground rather than search for a tree.

    I do agree there is a sense of fredom of just going wherever you are outside, rather than searching for a toilet, but there is a time and place for everything and that is not at all the same as making work for the people who clean restaurant toilets. I agree with others that the way to protest about poor service is to the deal with the people who serve you. Pay only for the food and not the service if you think it is that poor.
     
  17. Blokeboy

    Blokeboy Superior Member

    Joined:
    May 23, 2006
    Posts:
    371
    Albums:
    3
    Likes Received:
    2,804
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Texas (US)
    I think more do this, than they would like to admit. Some naughty boys miss purposely, simply for the thrill of rebellion.
     
  18. Blokeboy

    Blokeboy Superior Member

    Joined:
    May 23, 2006
    Posts:
    371
    Albums:
    3
    Likes Received:
    2,804
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Texas (US)
    Bet you could write book from all the things you witnessed, from the bookstore.
     
  19. windibundu

    Gold Member Platinum Gold

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2012
    Posts:
    270
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    457
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    USA
    My first job when I was a kid was to work at a park with a beach and clean up the grounds. We would pull weeds, rake the grass etc. But we also had to clean toilets and walk around with one of those pokey sticks and pick up trash. Honestly, it was a fun job- I got to be outside all day and be at the beach.

    But I also learned a lot about how trashy and gross people are. People would sometimes throw their trash at us while we were out walking around. Also, people would poo in the trash cans or even sometimes right in front of the door to the bathrooms (because they were angry that the bathrooms to the beach closed at 9pm, even though there was an open bathroom like 50 feet away). People are so f-ing gross.
     
  20. burning wings of the phoenix

    Joined:
    May 28, 2019
    Posts:
    24
    Likes Received:
    25
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Phoenix (AZ, US)
    Totally true.

    I rarely have bad service that makes me that upset, but when I do, I just don't tip the server. Money talks bullshit walks, but no need to make someone else's life hard, when they had nothing to do with the bad service.
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice