Ever piss yourself accidently ¿

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Ok. S....tuff happens Umm.. Some just denies this happens. Sometime I'll drop a drink and it makes it looked like I pissed myself. LoO loO Is wrong to be depressed by it? I was with a chick and we were hammer~d.. We woke up the next morning and she was on the floor , I was still in bed and she pissed herself.
 

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I would think lacking bladder control were just a regular symptom of getting hammered. Then again it has been a while.
 

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yep, twice i was pissing drunk in the dark, apparently didnt have my dick all the way out of my pants. Very embarrassing people were like...uh.....you fuckin pissed yourself
 

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In my college days I was just about blacked out drunk and pissed my pants in the back of a squad car.

I think I did it as a 'Fuck you!' to the cop, but the next morning it seemed like a really fucking stupid idea.
 
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When I go to the loo and my cock is adhered to my balls and not pointing into the bowl.
 

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Yes, I've had the odd mishap, particularly at a urinal when I haven't managed to get all my clothing out of the way or my hand has slipped - which cah happen when trying to hold shopping bags and my cock at the same time.

Also, if I had a fiver for every time I'm been so desperate I've alsmost ended up weeing myself, I'd be a very rich man indeed. It's a bit naughty but I love putting off going to the toilet until I'm absolutely bursting and find it makes me really horny to get into that state.
 

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if i'm not careful to squeeze out the residual piss from the length of my cock after i take a pee, it will soak the front of my pants. i was gonna say it looks like i pissed myself...but i guess it is actually pissing myself, lol. this has happened a number of time for sure.
 
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Like when the...hole..whatever it's called...gets stuck shut by a little pre-cum/cum, and you get a split stream? Yep, it has happened. The primary angle points the flow in the correct direction, but you get that bifurcated stream that angles down toward the pant leg.

I almost wet the bed a couple years ago, during a really super stressful time in my life. Probably about a single drop came out and I was immediately wide awake, heart pounding, like, 'Oh shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! I wet the bed! How will I explain this to my wife?!' So I was feeling all around everything and couldn't feel any dampness anywhere but one little spot on my undershorts.
 

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Ok. S....tuff happens Umm.. Some just denies this happens. Sometime I'll drop a drink and it makes it looked like I pissed myself. LoO loO Is wrong to be depressed by it? I was with a chick and we were hammer~d.. We woke up the next morning and she was on the floor , I was still in bed and she pissed herself.

Man. This post is a mess
 

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Like when the...hole..whatever it's called...gets stuck shut by a little pre-cum/cum, and you get a split stream? Yep, it has happened. The primary angle points the flow in the correct direction, but you get that bifurcated stream that angles down toward the pant leg.

I almost wet the bed a couple years ago, during a really super stressful time in my life. Probably about a single drop came out and I was immediately wide awake, heart pounding, like, 'Oh shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! I wet the bed! How will I explain this to my wife?!' So I was feeling all around everything and couldn't feel any dampness anywhere but one little spot on my undershorts.

I wet my pyjamas one night back in 2006 when I was going through a particularly stressful time. As it happens I'd been dry for decades and it came as rather a shock to say the least. As a pee enthusiast I've no particular moral aversion to bedwetting but I find the hassle factor offputting and that's a good enough reason to try and not do it if possible.