Ever pissed on yourself by mistake?

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  1. wild_boy

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    Maybe this fit in existing thread, but I didn't find any such recent thread.

    Anyway, ever happened to you that while taking a pee it somehow reached your legs, pants or even shirt, not intentionally?

    Happened to me several times when I had my pubic hair stuck in the pee hole, causing the stream to "split". Really nasty thing! :frown1:
     
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    this is sort of odd, but I'll fess up
    we have this dog who wants to be with you ALL THE TIME so he'll follow you into the bathroom and when I go to take a leak he'll get tired of waiting and get on his hind legs and push on me, well he's so small that his legs reach just behind my knees and he did cause me to pee on myself once just a bit
    handily I was about to take a shower anyway but now I have to hold him when I go to the bathroom...
     
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    No, every time I do it, it's deliberate.
     
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    Generally it doesn't get on me but sometimes when I go to take a leak, it has a mind of it's own. Even without a pube getting in the slit it decides sometimes to go off in two different directions. Makes more for cleaning the floor and/or toilet when I'm finished and it's aggravating!! HAHA!!
     
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    Ahhh
    1. pub hair stuck
    2. pants or shorts too tight
    3. not quick enough w/zipper
    4. after drops or drips ...
     
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    Yep, stream split frequently. Learned to roll the head before I pee. That tends to help. Having a very small piss slit doesnt help matters.

    Still - every time I pee, I put my right hand out as a shield under my cock to make sure in the event it happens....it hits my hand and not my pants.
    Nothings worse than pee on your pants in work/public places.

    And you wash your hands after you pee anyway - RIGHT??????!!!
     
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    Thanks guys, good to know I'm not alone here and I'm glad I don't have a dog! :wink:

    @psguy, I too always have after drops, so after using urinals I get pee stains, but in general I prefer peeing in toilet room and use toilet paper to clean those drops.

    And to the last question: yes, I do wash my hands with soap always, even after peeing. I keep seeing guys who doesn't wash, my estimation so far is 50% who do not wash their hands after pissing. Hope it's less though! :eek:
     
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    No matter how you shake or dance the last few drops go down your pants!
     
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    I get splashes out of the toilet bowl almost everytime I piss, plus if I forget to spread
    my piss slit, I get multiple streams.
     
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    Yes, just put on clean pair of trousers dunno how I managed to do it, thought ohh look you've gone and pissed your self you dopey bastard.
     
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    Yeah I've had the occasional stray drops going down my leg after a good piss. Also aftet I've ejaculated it's always a chore to piss.
     
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