Ever ripped clothing before?

[jay_too]

I wear tighty-whities and replace them about every couple of months about the time I look down and can see the color of my dick through a small hole or the tissue paper thin fabric.

Despite wearing loose fitting slacks, the crotch wears out first. With jeans, I am amazed at how quickly the crotch stretches to accomodate the package [like 2 or 3 wearings]. Yeah, I bulge; but what can I do besides pretend I don't?

jay

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by islandfoz@Oct 16 2004, 09:43 AM
Well I too suffer from the worn out crotches iny my pants. My funniest, is how many of my pajama flys are ripped. I am 27, but recently started having some extreme sex dreams(not since I was like 11). I must be getting roaring hard-ons while sleeping, and it just rips its way out. It's funny, but costing me a fortune in pj bottoms.

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So stop wearing them at all.

 

[flynn]

Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi+Oct 13 2004, 07:04 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jeepwranglerboi &#064; Oct 13 2004, 07:04 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ericbear@Oct 13 2004, 05:33 PM
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@Oct 12 2004, 07:16 PM
I have a collection of split crotch pants.....

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I have a whole closet full of Levis like that. I&#39;m not sure why I keep them, as most of them have gotten to the point where I couldn&#39;t wear them out of the house. Once in a while, when I&#39;m feeling trashy, I mend a pair just enough to wear, and go to some sleazy bar, or someting. One of my ex boyfriends, who thought I showed too much in jeans anyway, would always threaten to burn my collection whnever he was annoyed with me.

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Yeah, I&#39;ve got a couple of those too, but they just get worn around the apartment. There is no possible way I could wear most of them out. I did have a pair of shorts a long time ago that frayed to the point of creating a rather large hole in the crotch that I patched together with a bright red piece of material, so everytime I sat down and spread my legs you got an eyefull of a scarlet red bulge. LOL I have also noticed that my pants tend to wear thin quicker if I don&#39;t wear any underwear. I also dress right (I know that is unusual as most men dress left) and it always wears especially thin wear the head of my penis is. Does this happen to anyone else?

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[flynn]

I wear out the right side lower crotch/ upper leg area of all my pants

 

[B_RoysToy]

My most personal experiences with worn out clothing for the lower body? I&#39;ve gotta include a buddy with this one. Todd&#39;s big dick never gets shorter than six and a half inches in his briefs, so at the point where its corona lies the fabric thins until it spreads open. The first pair he gave me was with the comment, "I know you want these, b/c it&#39;s proof of my measurements". I imagine I wore them longer than he did, because for some reason the position of that hole never bothered me&#33;

 

[13788]

the sac: I always wear out my underwear. I wear all differen kinds of underwear, and after about a month of washings and wearings of briefs i tend to wear them thin and everything become visible. When i wear boxers after about 2 months of washings and wearings the crotch area that rubs next to my dick and around the fly usually get worn to the point of a hole showing. In fact the other day in my college dorm room i dropped the tv remote and bent down to pick it up and my penis ripped through the thin part of my boxers and i felt it dangling there and my roommate just said to me, "Wow you have a great dick&#33;" Kinda funny

Erect 7 x 6.5

 

[B_RoysToy]

Originally posted by the sac@Oct 20 2004, 06:02 PM
. . . and bent down to pick it up and my penis ripped through the thin part of my boxers and i felt it dangling there and my roommate just said to me, "Wow you have a great dick&#33;" Kinda funny

Erect 7 x 6.5

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This is off subject, but I couldn&#39;t pass up the opportunity to tell you that you&#39;re so lucky to have an observant and appreciative roomie. What was your reply to the compliment (and other responses about the situation)

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[13788]

the sac: RoysToy,
I just said thank you and then removed the mand changed into some basketball shorts.

"(and other responses about the situation)"

I assume you mean other compliments i have gotten. Well i used to get compliments from a girl a year younger than me on my street from when i was 9-14 because we used to do all kinds of stuff with each other before she moved away, her brother who used to blow me till i blew my load in his mouth but that belongs in a different post, my best friends ex gf after we danced together, every girl i have danced with for that matter, and my second best friend stephanie who asked me my size after she saw it in my pants when i was hard. And every time i simply say thank you, i think there was a different forum for this question but you addresed it here so here it is.

 

[jdoe86]

I blow the crotch out of my pants all the time. In fact, that is how I meet my first wife.

 

[jeepwranglerboi]

Originally posted by geo8x6@Oct 21 2004, 05:19 AM
I blow the crotch out of my pants all the time. In fact, that is how I meet my first wife.

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That is too funny&#33; You must tell us that story sometime&#33;

 

[cjb76]

this is something I&#39;ve always thought pretty cool. I&#39;ve bulged a bit being 8, but never to the point you guys are talking about.. I&#39;m sure most of you found it annoying and a pain in the butt...

but curious if there are any times you&#39;ve done it for fun, to say turn on your partner... kind of like in Andy&#39;s Big Summer story..

where it&#39;s kind of a power trip ... that your cock is that strong and that you&#39;re that turned on that you bust through. Kind of "hulk out" of your undies :blink: I&#39;d think it&#39;d be an amazing thing to see.

 

[13788]

easy_eros: I have heard the threads in pants tear many a times but never because of my schlong&#33; I am super-uber-hyperactive (high kicks, jumping, dancing, spread eagles, etc...) thats why i tear my pants.

side track anecdote: speaking of "spread eagles", funny story. i remember once a friend of mine said "close the book (referring to my legs) your bookmark is showing (referring to my "bookmark")". It was one of the funniest thing i&#39;d ever heard... i guess you had to be there...

anyway back to the topic. Although having an erection for me is comparable to breathing(i get it everywhere all the time, 10+"x7+"hard, 6x5 soft) this has never thinned out my trou or made it more prone to rippage. i have what they call "asian steel erections" (that&#39;s the term, right?) but still not enough to rip my pants&#33; my briefs do thin out but more on the "ass" part.

oh yeah and i never get that faded crotch look on my jeans and i always wondered why other guys did. Now i know its because i dont touch/adjust mine in public... too much&#33;&#33;&#33;

but then again i could just be lucky to have really gr8 quality pants&#33;

 

[13788]

suaige: some of these are rather funny, though I doubt you thought they were at the time.

Having ranged down to 2.5% bodyfat I can&#39;t say I&#39;ve ever come close to bursting any seams, but I do get the annoying and I feel conspicuous fade and ware mark right in the middle of my fly. Depending on what I am wearing either my balls or my penis will push against the front edge of counters so I have to watch how I stand, this may accellorate the process as well. My big bro who was varsity nosegard SR yr High school, was a lot girthier (muscle and fat) than I and wore all his pants in the inner thigh first. He was at least ave.

oh and never had pants tear while doing the splits either, thought my ability to do so was often attributed to a lack of genitals. ironic eh

 

[dimwit]

I have this problem aswell. Just this past summer shortly after my 18 th birthday when I was in new Jersey with my family my dad thought it would be funny to buy me a speedo when I asked him to get me a new bathing suit because I had ripped the mesh lining out of my old one. Teasing him as I usually did I said, "I will wear it becouse I have the cock and balls to put in it unlike you and your 6 incher." And I took off all my clothes and put it on. Our house was only 8 blocks from the ocean so I only had to be humiliated for a little while untill I could get in the water. I reached for my towel and my also smaller older brother grabed it. He wouldnt let it go. So with nothing on but that speedo on and nothing to hide my self I proudly walked down the street to the ocean and took a swim. I got a coulple of looks but it was ok. Anyway the point of the storry was that later when I got out of the water I sat down on the sand and eventually layed down and finally I fell asleep. When I finally woke up I layed there just looking up at the sky. When I went to sit up I realized I had a huge erection and the bottom of the new swim suit had ripped apart at the seem. I jumped up and with the speedo only attached by the waist I ran home with my penis 14 inches infront of me and nothing to cover it up with. That was the most embarising 5 minutes in my life. I am surprized I didnt get arested.

 

[philberttrw]

...Jesus, dimwit, you&#39;re a waste of space.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I work in a retail warehouse; I&#39;d be amazed, and lucky if I didn&#39;t rip my DICKIES work jeans. Fortunately, the mandatory apron we get helps to avoid any accidental exposure.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Originally posted by philberttrw@Oct 31 2004, 05:33 PM
...Jesus, dimwit, you&#39;re a waste of space.

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How very supportive of you there, philbert :huh:

 

[13788]

Alicia:

Originally posted by dimwit@Oct 31 2004, 04:34 AM
When I went to sit up I realized I had a huge erection and the bottom of the new swim suit had ripped apart at the seem. I jumped up and with the speedo only attached by the waist I ran home with my penis 14 inches infront of me and nothing to cover it up with. That was the most embarising 5 minutes in my life. I am surprized I didnt get arested.

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I know im a newbie too, but I think i can speak for all of us when I say... I hate newbies

 

[Bluespeedoz]

Originally posted by Alicia+Nov 1 2004, 06:57 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Alicia &#064; Nov 1 2004, 06:57 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dimwit@Oct 31 2004, 04:34 AM
When I went to sit up I realized I had a huge erection and the bottom of the new swim suit had ripped apart at the seem. I jumped up and with the speedo only attached by the waist I ran home with my penis 14 inches infront of me and nothing to cover it up with. That was the most embarising 5 minutes in my life. I am surprized I didnt get arested.

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I know im a newbie too, but I think i can speak for all of us when I say... I hate newbies

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Hi Alicia

I like your sense of humor - keep up the good work&#33;&#33;

 

[Bluespeedoz]

Originally posted by dimwit@Oct 31 2004, 08:34 AM
I jumped up and with the speedo only attached by the waist I ran home with my penis 14 inches infront of me and nothing to cover it up with. That was the most embarising 5 minutes in my life. I am surprized I didnt get arested.

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Hey Dimwit, I&#39;m surprised you weren&#39;t kidnapped by a sex starved maniac. But what do I know&#33; Do you plan to do this again?