Ever ripped clothing before?

[TheOverlord]

While driving one day with my Ex, she was wearing a very low cut shirt, and was very endowed. I have a thing for large breasts, and if a girl her chest in almost ANY way, i get turned on.

She adjusted her bra, and I couldn't adjust my pants because i was driving, and I'm trying to remain abstinent and a gentlemen, so I didn't adjust myself.

I was wearing my VERY worn dress pants that i wear to work, which I've had for 2 years prior to this incident. Anyway, i got aroused, and erect, and it grew downward, and ripped the pants where the sun don't shine.

Now, those pants had been resowed there bofore, by me, and i did a VERY bad job. So it was more like, the sowing became undone.

She saw it, and started laughing. Then we didn't say anything about it the rest of the...our lives.

 

[13788]

TripodMillenium: I tend to undo the seams around that area by simply being me....


But one particularly funny thing that recently happened I will go into detail about.....



I have this pair of grey synthetic shorts..... kinda a double-layered with little holes for breathing..... So, doesn't stretch much...

Recently, I'm just obliviously minding my own daily business of college attendance, when I get in my car to leave for the day.

I sit down, and I am surprised to feel a slight draft and a lack of my normal need to seriously adjust before I can go driving anywhere. So I look down, and I see the shorts as normal aside from this big red bulge protruding through between my legs. ((I had red boxerbriefs on))

It turned out that the seam from front-to-back gave for a good distance, along with the seam leg-to-leg for about 4 in. It made this loose flap and looked like the shorts just tore to make the perfect opening for my stuff when I sit down. (which is, of course, when the most pressure is applied)

It was like I had some sort of custom-made crotchless pair of shorts made for me...

 

[bigbutnothuge]

Well, all of my pants (mostly khaki-type) wear out fast in the crotch and the zipper. If the zipper hasnt broken already, the pants are usually done when the crotch splits or holes form. Sometimes I even patch the crotch.

 

[jchris]

That happens with my underwear. A hole wears through where the head of my dick is every time.

 

[lapdog2001]

Originally posted by TheOverlord@Nov 16 2004, 11:44 PM
While driving one day with my Ex, she was wearing a very low cut shirt, and was very endowed. I have a thing for large breasts, and if a girl her chest in almost ANY way, i get turned on.

She adjusted her bra, and I couldn't adjust my pants because i was driving, and I'm trying to remain abstinent and a gentlemen, so I didn't adjust myself.

I was wearing my VERY worn dress pants that i wear to work, which I've had for 2 years prior to this incident. Anyway, i got aroused, and erect, and it grew downward, and ripped the pants where the sun don't shine.

Now, those pants had been resowed there bofore, by me, and i did a VERY bad job. So it was more like, the sowing became undone.

She saw it, and started laughing. Then we didn't say anything about it the rest of the...our lives.

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I have a similar story, only it was a female friend who was not yet my lover. We were driving in my car on a hot summer day. My clunker of the time had no A/C, so we were both hot even with the fan blowing. She unbuttoned and opened her shirt, revealing a black sports bra with mesh or fishnet over her cleavage. She had a pair of nice firm c-cups (as I would eventually learn and enjoy&#33 She tied the bottom of the shirt in a knot, as many women do, leaving the top open.

She said the mesh portion of the sports bra was too constricting so she just tore it to give herself some more air. As a friend who was very much interested in becoming more than friends (she knew it), my only reaction was to get very hard, very fast. If she noticed, she never did say anything. Of course I complemented her on her modified wardrobe, and we may of had one of those conversations about the status of our friendship and where it may go. Unfortunately, we stayed platonic friends that day. But did have an entire day of appreciating her (all over) beauty!

Later that summer we did become lovers, and remained lovers for almost 8 years.
But that is another story.

LapDog

 

[13788]

dayne: At 51, I really must be naive. I have had a couple of speedos and briefs, including boxer briefs, give the way you are talking about and never attributed it to this. It makes sense when you think about it.

 

[headbang8]

As one of the big-balled brigade, I always wear out briefs at the front of the pouch. In fact the more elaborately the pouch is constructed--that is, the more layers or seams--the more likely. I prefer cheap briefs that have no pouch but just lots of extra fabric and tight elastic.

 

[13788]

voodooyoudo: I never had a problem with ripping any underwear, although I don't wear briefs anymore because of the tightness, my bulge gives me a wedgie.

My dad always seemed to wear his underwear out pretty fast, but I wouldn't know what he's got I'm just assuming we're around the same size.

 

[Sandalman]

I average about 10-12 ripped pairs of boxers per year (though in my credit, I like to wear them a little tight) usually they rip in my sleep but sometimes it does happen in public. Not really embarassing though

 

[lapdog2001]

I've never burst through my underwear or pants, but did have fabric failure due to my dick. While visiting NYC a few years back, I planned on going to a lapdance club (The Harmony) and guys online recommended wearing boxers (if anything) and thin pants, to make the best of the grindage. I wore silk boxers under old Levi's, which were nice and soft. I think I spent about 2 hours in the club and most of that time had a raging hard-on. When I returned to my hotel later and changed my clothes, I noticed that my silk boxers were now shredded. The friction of the wonderful bottoms of the ladies against a hard object had worn right through the fabric!

Another visit at another time yielded the exact same results.

LapDog