ever scared someone with cumshot?

[catman]

After my sons were born there was NO sex in the house, so finally we got a sitter for a night, did the whole erotic night/romance (long shower) and it had been awhile since i had cum (blue balls) my wife was straddling me and she could feel me swelling (it had been awhile), she got curious so I slipped out just as I started cumming...and cumming...and cumming...I looked down (I think my toes curled) to see the oddest look on my wifes face- what I could see of it, she looked like she had taken a facebath in cum....(I later realized she started cumming too) but the look of amazement/horror/erotic/ am I going to drown was priceless. (then tru to form she started laughing so hard she almost hyperventalated... god I miss that wierd sense of humor

think I shot a couple of cups worth....

any other dads have similar experiences the first time you got a good 'sex break'?

 

[Tickled Pink]

Some funny tales here but why do so many men pull out before they cum? It cannot only be a (very dodgy) form of contraception?

 

[seanypoo]

Okay, some of these are funny but it does re-affirm my thought that being gay is just better. Women get so worked up about it! I have never had a guy freak out about a good cumshot. In my youth I had a regular 3-some going with some guys and one night I blew one of them in their car and just about choked on the size of the load.

 

[FieldRatt9]

A few months ago I had met a girl from a previous job. We went out on a date, great time. Back at her place she we got frisky, and naked. What timing she had, just as I felt I was about to shoot my load she'd stop or slow down...AAAhhhhhh. So when I finally was allowed to shoot I shot two little squirts then I felt the urge to piss. Scared I pulled out of her mouth only to shoot the biggest streamer I have to date! I felt like a porn star! After that and some she opened one eye and smiled. With my cum all over her face she said Wow, that was worth the wait...now lick it off. What happened next is for another forum.

 

[luvguyz]

2 weeks ago, this guy I see regularly asked me to cum on his face which he never experienced before. So I did, and it was a pretty big load. He was fine for about 3 seconds, then started wincing in disgust and bolted for the bathroom to wash his face off. It was prety funny ;-0

 

[upone]

"Storing up" can be scary. Years ago I had a gf I took on vacation to see her parents. She loved rough sex and roleplaying being forced. We had to sleep separately and she wouldn't do me for a week during the day. By the end of the week I had a sad case of blue balls. We went to the beach, so she had on a bikini that was one of her roleplaying signals. On the way I parked in an isolated spot and went to it, making her blow me. My cum was explosive; I held her head down when she started grunting. When it was finally over, cum was running out her nose. She said that she thought I was going to drown her.

 

[MercyfulFate]

My ex used to cover her face with her hands if I titfucked her, and more than a few times it went right over her hands onto her forehead and hair.

 

[deleted2516]

My freshman year I took a pretty bad looking date to my formal. I wasn't going to go since I had a death recently in my family but at the last minute asked this older chick to go. I thought at least some ass would do me some good. Well for two days this chick was teasing the missle but never would go much further. Finally on Satruday after the dinner/dance we were at her apartment and started messing around. Turned out the red storm was in town and sex was out. I asked her how about a bj/hj? She started working her thing. I was pretty drunk so I was able to hold out fairly long. Now, we were on her couch and she had taken off her formal dress and placed it to the side. I could tell from the teasing/long foreplay this was going to be a good nut. Well I did ask her where she wanted the deposit and she said just shoot it! That was all I needed! I start spraying semen everywhere to the left of me (I was seated) and a good about six ropes found her formal! When she realised this she was more than pissed! I told her that I was sorry, what else could I say?

Anyway, she called me later that week to say the cleaners wasn't able to get the stains completely out of the dress. We never really messed around again and she would just look me me when I saw her on campus.

Anybody got else good stories out there? I know we have some shooters that have wreaked havoc before... :biggrin1:

 

[JHset21]

haha awesome storys!
i got a fun one for you. soo im hanging out with one of my old girl freinds were just chillin on my bed just watching movies and talking. soo mid way through one of the movies she asked for a back rub i replyed ya ill sit on your awesome ass and rub your back np
im very playful kind of person. soo i get too it, her shirt comes off i break out the lotion and start working on her shoulders and scapula. i havent had sex all week soo im feeling pretty heavy and was easy for me to get happy, i never hide it when it happnds theres allways a better outcome when you just let it do what it wants! haha soo she feels it and starts laughing and says i guess its your turn huh? haha awesome right?
k getting to the point soo she gives me this awesom hand job/blow, from laying flat on my back. i shot from croch level to my chin (HEAD SHOT!) and pillow, neck, chest ya i creamed my self... she aimed it soo when i came it would fly towards me instead of her! dick move huh? haha i found it pretty gross at first but it was soo dam funny i didnt care, she thought it was hilarious but kinda hot at the same time.

she made me a sandwitch after, were even for now...
anyone ever hit them selves unintentionaly in the mouth?

 

[JaimeB]

anyone ever hit them selves unintentionaly in the mouth?

unintentionally?

 

[D_Edwin Eatser]

When I was 15 I took a girl to the cinema and afterwards we kissed in the dark on a park bench. She rubbed my cock through her trousers so I took it out and she played with it while I put my fingers up her skirt and felt her cunt. I was very excited and soon came all over her skirt and top, and she was shocked - a 14 year old virgin, she hadn't seen a cock ejaculate before and wasn't prepared for the quantity of cum.

On another occasion I took one of the bridesmaids at a wedding party to my hotel room for a quick fuck. Neither of us had a condom so I pulled out of her when I came. She was in doggy and my semen spurted across her back and onto her carefully done hair, and she was NOT happy as we'd just slipped away before rejoining the party. At least we'd got nude, so i didn't ruin her outfit.

 

[D_Torsten Testosterone]

Ill eat tons of fruits drinks lots of water, not jerk it for like 6 days then edge for like 8 hours all day at work come home and blast my girl full out all over her face, she knows its comin so I guess she isn't scared but it usually a shot that would make peter north proude, 5 or 6 good pumps more white and sticky at the begining and clearer towards the end

 

[deleted2516]

I'll share a recent one:

About a year ago I went out with this kinda trashy lady in her 40's. She was recently divorced and pretty horny. We had some drinks and kinda got trashed at a local bar. At closing time she went to my truck and we started making out. We were headed to my place. On the way there she was giving me road head. Dirty whore, I loved it!

Anyway, we get home and head to the bedroom. Damn bird is on the rag! She says she'll take care of me. Starts back with a BJ. When I'm drunk I can last for long time. She gets frustrated. I told her to get some baby oil from my medicine cabinet. She does and starts to give a good handy. After about 20 minutes I feel my balls started a deep churn and ache. I know the load will be epic!

As she is working me closer I debate a facial. I tell her I'm close and she says she wants to finish me with a BJ. I say ok, I tried to warn her. I started letting lose in her mouth which started her gagging. She spit my cock out and I hit her face and hair for all it's worth! In all, 2 shots in her mouth and 7 on her hair and forehead. I stood there shaking from the orgasm. She said she had never had that force of cum on her thoart or face. She was shocked! I felt pretty good! The other times we hooked up she never tried to swallow me.

 

[JetID]

Last nite I scared my partner with a huge explosive cumshot that went clear over her head onto the headboard lol. Then 5 min later after some sucking I did it again,anyone else ever scare their partner with huge cumshots?

I've had a couple scares. Couple months later, you get a text that reads

"Im L8"

Now we're both scared.

 

[SlamminSammy]

Last nite I scared my partner with a huge explosive cumshot that went clear over her head onto the headboard lol. Then 5 min later after some sucking I did it again,anyone else ever scare their partner with huge cumshots?

My first & biggest facial I ever gave a woman, I came so much on her face that every time after that when I told her I was going to cum, she'd close her eyes really tight knowing they were about to get glued shut.

Some funny tales here but why do so many men pull out before they cum? It cannot only be a (very dodgy) form of contraception?

I always pull out before I cum because I don't completely trust condoms or women to cum inside them & I also like to see my cum all over their face, tits or ass.

My ex used to cover her face with her hands if I titfucked her, and more than a few times it went right over her hands onto her forehead and hair.

I hate when women use their hands to block their face!

 

[Thirdlegproduction]

Yes she choked and cum was coming out her nose.

I don't know I was standing there feeling I should do something but what can you do to someone that is choking on cum?

Do cpr give her a heimlich?
turned out just fine but it gave me and her quite a scare.

 

[Hardballin]

boring but sorta funny, i hit the wall and her eye about 6 feet away after pulling out, she said "that stings". but the funny part is we didn't see the wall hit, she was making the bed a month later and txt me "one of ur cum shots hit my wall, and dripped all the way down and onto the floor" i was like impossible. i went there and there was a huge splash mark on the wall, about the size of a silver dollar, and it dripped down 8 feet to the floor, i said that is amazing, she said that was far and a lot that night.. i think it was the second night i was with her.. i would do anything for another load like that, i love that mark on her wall and looking at it every time i go over. i told her not to clean it. haha..

 

[haulthat]

I don't count anything but full penetration through a below he waist hole as virginity claiming, but before I got to ass fucking... fooling around and getting sucked off or a hand job. Quite a few times I have shot a guy in the eye. What is SO HARD about that is not to laugh when 1 eye is fucking blood shot lol. Almost wanna be like YEAH! not... oooh sorry:frown1:. I will admit it though. I was the first person who suffered a shot in the eye from that gun, 98% of the time goes right on my chest, over my shoulder, or in my clothes... the rest of the time it 1.5% face, and .5% right in the eye. I tended to jerk off a lot when I was younger, still do a little, so that did happen a few times. Does sting a little. Thank god no one usually assumes jizz squirted in your eye when one is red lol. Will make you think next time you see someone with 1 red eye though eh?:wink:

No, but I've made them mad by shooting them in the eye...

 

[gert123]

I tried quoting multiple messages, but it didn't work.
The best 2 was the guy getting shot in both eyes and the dog, running after the "ball". others were also funny. I almost pissed myself at the 1st 2.

 

[Heavycummerwanted]

If there are any big cummers in the michigan ohio area my lovely wife is looking for a facial from a big cummer it's been a fantasy of hers for a while now.