Once while riding my bf, i was facing him while he jacked me, i shot str8 towards him and hit him right on the chin and neck, it was one of the first times he actually saw me cum, it freaked him out, there was quite a force behind it, we were both laughing as i was still shooting, apparently the laughing made me clench down a bit and he liked it more, lol
ever scared someone with cumshot?
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Like most of you, in my single days I found myself hooking up with pretty much any girl that would hook up with me just to show them my cumshot (and eat their pussy). Some funny/scary ones:
Lying on my back eating a girl's pussy, she (as all girls do) started giving me a handjob. I've done this many times in this exact position, but this girl had a particularly memorable line: I diligently lapped her labia and licked inside her hole and gave no indication that I was about to cum. (It took a while to master this because I'm always tempted to groan some porno line like "I'm gonna shoot.") So when the explosion was about to start I ever so slightly urned my torso so as to shoot a few parabolas of jizz over my torso and onto hers. Unbeknownst to her, she gave a great handjob and I was real turned on by her thick red labia. So when I started blasting I got probably 5 ropes on her. I could tell she was scared because she said, "It's everywherrre!" It was including three threatening gobbs above her clit. Needless to say, that scared me too, so I got plenty of tissue to clean her up pretty damn quick.
Another time a girl made the mistake of having me over after a date to her first apartment. Now you guys know where I'm going here. I feel in a nw apartment on new furniture, it's my obligation to 'christen' something. She had a black, cloth couch from IKEA and this was the scene where she gave me a handjob. I turned my body ever so slightly to take aim, but I really didn't have to because my shot went everywhere - especially the seatback of the new couch. At the time she didn't seem to mind - we retired to her bedroom afterwards and 69'ed. I guess she got back at me because this second time I announced: "You're gonna make me cum again," to which she promptly removed my cock from her mouth and jerked me off and aimed my ejaculation all over my stomach and neck. After I stopped cumming she said, "Once shame on you, twice shame on me."
Lying on my back eating a girl's pussy, she (as all girls do) started giving me a handjob. I've done this many times in this exact position, but this girl had a particularly memorable line: I diligently lapped her labia and licked inside her hole and gave no indication that I was about to cum. (It took a while to master this because I'm always tempted to groan some porno line like "I'm gonna shoot.") So when the explosion was about to start I ever so slightly urned my torso so as to shoot a few parabolas of jizz over my torso and onto hers. Unbeknownst to her, she gave a great handjob and I was real turned on by her thick red labia. So when I started blasting I got probably 5 ropes on her. I could tell she was scared because she said, "It's everywherrre!" It was including three threatening gobbs above her clit. Needless to say, that scared me too, so I got plenty of tissue to clean her up pretty damn quick.
Another time a girl made the mistake of having me over after a date to her first apartment. Now you guys know where I'm going here. I feel in a nw apartment on new furniture, it's my obligation to 'christen' something. She had a black, cloth couch from IKEA and this was the scene where she gave me a handjob. I turned my body ever so slightly to take aim, but I really didn't have to because my shot went everywhere - especially the seatback of the new couch. At the time she didn't seem to mind - we retired to her bedroom afterwards and 69'ed. I guess she got back at me because this second time I announced: "You're gonna make me cum again," to which she promptly removed my cock from her mouth and jerked me off and aimed my ejaculation all over my stomach and neck. After I stopped cumming she said, "Once shame on you, twice shame on me."
I remember once when I was 18 or 19 I was dating a 24 year old red-head with 38-DDs. I was reclining on her bed while she was blowing me. Now this girl was a talent! After a while I couldn't hold it anymore and ejaculated violently in her mouth. She was so shocked she took her mouth off my dick only to get hit by my second spurt all over her face and hair. I was shocked. She was shocked and and just froze. After a few seconds she said something like. "Wow. Any porno director would kill for a shot like that."
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A lot of girls will let you cum on their face but my experience has been that they aren't all that excited about it until I met my wife who cums the second that the first splash hits her face and especially when it hits her throat and to look at her you would never ever guess she was a bad girl lol she looks very innocent and is a licensed psychologist go figure.
I scared my one ex. I was the first guy that she jacked off and she was a little wary about what would happen. So I told her what would happen and that I was a shooter. So we ended up laying naked on my bed with a towel in between us after we got started. She was pumping away and we were making out and I warned her that I was about to cum... and as I was cumming caught her just staring down at my cock and she was definitely startled and made an exclamation as I started to erupt... It was pretty funny, but very cute at the same time... good memory!
Another one I remember was when I managed to 69 with a tall girl (maybe 6'2'') for at least 40 minutes. She was on top and I just ate her pussy while getting a nice blow job, while concentrating on not cumming. After those 40 minutes she stopped sucking and started jerking me off. She was still letting me eat her pussy, but her head was at least 2 feet over my cock. I thought now this would be the perfect time to cum. She's likely thinking it'll just dribble down my shaft. So I start cumming and sure enough I got the first two shots to hit her in the chin and neck. This from lying on my back. Yes, the rest of them covered my shaft and balls, but those first two shots went 2 feet up in the air and drenched her neck and chin. She said, "Oh my God," out of shock. Later she said that she was impressed with it especially all the cum I shot out even after the ones that landed on her.
Great stories! Let's hear some more. I know the shooters have some tales to tell!
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Thanks Tech1995. Glad to see these stories still retain some value. Let's see. I was with another tall girl - a blonde Norwegian chick. She was 18; I was 21. We were 69-ing. I was tongue deep inside her bush (lots of natural blonde pubic hair as I recall), when I felt her get me to the point of no return. Especially at this time in my life I always got a kick out of saying something porno when I was announcing orgasm so I said, "Uhhhhh, I'm gonna shoot." She released her mouth from my cock to ask, "What?" clearly not understanding the term. Too late ... I nutted all over her face, though that wasn't my intention. I announced so she would either knowingly swallow or aim my load wherever she wanted (besides her face). She didn't mind though, and after I finished cumming said something like, "Oh, that's what you meant."
LuciferChild
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Are you saying these stories carry no value (even simple humor) just because they're hetero?
nailin the headliner in a car or the wall behind the bed both astounded a few women when they were jacking me.
I remember a hand job as a teenager where I basically hadn't gotten off in a long time, and she had be stroking it for a while and I remember her just staring at it waiting for me to cum. I didn't give her any sign and just blasted a load everywhere and I remember she jumped back, screamed a little then started giggling.
good times
good times
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My girlfriend when I was 18 was giving me a hand job while I was driving. She was really working it hard for a good 5 minutes. It felt so good I released without any warning. I had a nice thick load shoot out and hit the ceiling. It startled her and she screamed and jumped back a little. Still the best hand job I've gotten to this day.
One time my girl wouldn't let me have her. She was sitting at the computer just emailing and other bullshit so I started rubbing myself on her upper arm, shouler and neck. After about 5 or 10 minutes I started cumming without warning her. I'm a shooter, and had saved up a big load. The first shot came from over her shoulder and hit the computer screen with an audible thud and she said "Oh my God!" and I proceeded to douse her shoulder and arm with several more spurts. She later said she was suprised that I could cum from simply rubbing myself on her like that and it led to an amazingly pleasurable sexual experiment of making me cum with as little touching as possible. She mastered a one finger technique that I still dream about to this day.
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