Ever See A Fart??

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  1. Pappy

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    A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around
    the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable
    to break something.



    The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going

    to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to
    the store.



    Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and
    it lands in the toilet.


    Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge. A
    diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out
    it comes.



    When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's
    seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in
    the toilet! She calls her doctor.


    The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures

    her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.


    When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his
    knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
    Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere.
    On him, the walls, etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you alright?" she asks.




    He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is
    the first time I've ever seen a fart!"
     
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    the bar i went to last night had this posted in front of the pisser.
     
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    my goodness.
     
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