one night(30 yrs ago), after a day of drinking, pot and some speed, I ran into a female friend of an old ex gf. this female friend was no beauty queen, but not ugly, a little chunky perhaps, but a very fun gal, bubbly personality. we were in a bar, the bar was closing, she was drunk, we(my buddies) decided to have an afterhours party back at our country house. she wanted to go and she wanted to drive my car, because she wanted to shift, manual transmission. we got to my car, and I showed her how to "row" thru the gears. so while she is driving me to the party, she tells me how she is so jealous of her gf, because she is pretty, popular, and gets to fuck "big dicked" bastards like myself, as she grabs my crotch. there is some strange psychotic talk about how she needs a big cock and not a just any big cock, but a big cock hanging from a handsome, beautiful man. well, we get back to the house, and drink and smoke some pot. by this time she is trashed and giving me a blow job on the couch in front of about 15 people. we fuck for about an hour, everybody leaves. I wake up and she is gone. I go to the john and here she is bj'ing my buddy in his bed. so I go back to bed, and a few minutes she comes back, giggling about 2 big cocks in one night. she proceeds to suck me hard and I somewhat reluctantly fuck her again. I wake up to piss some time later, and she is gone. I find her with my 2nd buddy, fucking him. she comes back to me complaining buddy #2 has a little dick. we fall asleep. I wake up before dawn to staggger to work for a few hours, and I can't find her. she is not in the house. my car is still there. there is a couple passed out naked on the picnic table outside as I make my way to my car.
apparently, she got up to fuck my big dicked buddy again, but first she would smoke some more pot, and have a few more shots of tequila, which she did. after using the bathroom, she took the wrong turn, went out an exterior door and passed out in some tall weeds near the house. when she came to, looked for me( I had left already), she haphazardly put on her clothes and started walking down the road. the neighbors way down the road, on their way to church, saw her and gave her a ride. they took her to the police station when she said she had been raped. the police came and got me, and she just wanted me to take her home and fuck her. she said this in front of the police and immediatley stopped a rape investigation(thank God), so I took her home, and did NOT fuck her. about 2 wks later I ran into her, actually she was waiting for me to come into the bar. she went from hating me, to apologizing, to telling me she loved me. she was really fuzzy on the details, and had to ask me how many guys she fucked that night. she said she had never done that before, and had only slept with one guy before that night. needless to say, I tried to limit my contact with her, outside of a couple late night phone calls, I only saw her once in the next year. and then a couple years after that around the holidays, and have no idea what happened to her.
a very bizarre experience, not my proudest moment. that came about 6 months later when 2 ladies wanted to share...me!!!! my buddy and I each picked up a gal. they were cousins. we partied and paired off to fuck over at the one gal's house. apparently, my friend blew his load and retired for the evening, leaving his gal laying there, listening to her gf moan in the next room as I was fucking the hell out of her. we took a break after awhile, and my gal and the other met up in the kitchen. there was some discussion, it got louder, and louder. and ended with my gal, running back to the room, slamming the door and locking it. while yelling, "you always do this to me, I need his dick for myself. I'm never sharing him with you. He's mine. I found him and wanted him. I'm sorry "so&so" fell asleep." and that was that. that's as close as I ever got to a 3 way. and both gals were good looking.
so I guess the cousin listened to us fuck all night. the next morning, the cousin asked me if I was "superman or what", and then asked her cousin if "she could walk". my buddy was standing there going "what?? what??", completely oblivious to the night before. we went to breakfast, and came back, and started fucking some more. her cousin was so pissed she practically broke the door closing it on her way out.