Ever shocked an old friend/coworker/acquaintance with your size?
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Yes, both a good friend and a co worker.
I had a mfm threesome in college with a good friend and a girl I worked with. We had been at happy hour and ended up back at her place and one thing led to another and pretty soon all three of us are naked. I’d never seen my buddy hard before and the two of us were standing side by side while she went back and forth taking turns sucking our cocks. We were both rock hard and staring at all of the action and each other’s cocks. I’ll never forget the look on his face of sexual excitement with a touch of humiliation and surprise by our size difference. The bed lamp was on so you could see everything. I was surprised that he was smaller than I was expecting. We were both the same height and weight so i assumed we’d have the same cock size, but he was 4.5 or 5 inches long and his girth was around 4 inches. We all had a blast and took turns fucking and sucking but I’ll never forget that! It left me feeling like I had a big cock and wondering what size every guy I’d meet thereafter was! Both she and he brought it up afterwards which was kinda hot to talk about!
I’ve jacked off many times thinking about that experience And my buddy‘s cock!
I had a mfm threesome in college with a good friend and a girl I worked with. We had been at happy hour and ended up back at her place and one thing led to another and pretty soon all three of us are naked. I’d never seen my buddy hard before and the two of us were standing side by side while she went back and forth taking turns sucking our cocks. We were both rock hard and staring at all of the action and each other’s cocks. I’ll never forget the look on his face of sexual excitement with a touch of humiliation and surprise by our size difference. The bed lamp was on so you could see everything. I was surprised that he was smaller than I was expecting. We were both the same height and weight so i assumed we’d have the same cock size, but he was 4.5 or 5 inches long and his girth was around 4 inches. We all had a blast and took turns fucking and sucking but I’ll never forget that! It left me feeling like I had a big cock and wondering what size every guy I’d meet thereafter was! Both she and he brought it up afterwards which was kinda hot to talk about!
I’ve jacked off many times thinking about that experience And my buddy‘s cock!
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I once slept with a coworker who said he loved the way my dick kept growing and growing until it became huge. He thought it was smaller at first sight as I am a grower 
I once worked with a guy who hated me intensely. (I was over ten years younger than he and it was obvious that I would soon be his boss. Until the rule came out that only women, preferably of color, would be promoted. He quit; and I did as well a year or two later.)
Okay, back to the story, our building had suffered a fire and the men's room was burnt down, so we had to use another restroom, one of the women's restrooms with a newly fitted "Men" sign. Obviously, this temporary restroom didn't hold any urinals, so a makeshift one was setup: an old bath-tub placed perpendicular to the wall, with a hose sending the pee down a floor drain. One afternoon, he and I entered at the same time and we both had to pee, so we stood opposed to each other and pissed away. I stared straight down, trying not to look at his cock. He said to me, "It figures that you would have such a big dick, seeing how you are such a dick."
I was stunned. I looked him in the eye, and I saw that he was smiling. I then looked down at his penis. Super tiny. Maybe an 3/4 of an inch long tops. I told him something along the lines that his problem was that he was such a big dickhead that it left nothing to fill his pants with. (He had one of those cocks that is just a glans, with no exposed shaft when soft. My cock was only 4.5 to 5 inches soft, but that was six times longer than his.) We laughed. He then said something along the lines of no wonder I had such an attractive girlfriend. I shook my head and said that it was my big brain. We made joke after joke about our cocks and what women preferred. From that day on we got along much better. In fact, after he quit, he invited me over to his place a few times.
I honestly believe that our seeing each other's cocks and talking about them made all the difference. After that day, his wife, who had never paid any attention to me, now looked at me differently, almost seductively. I wondered if he had exaggerated my soft almost five inches into seven or eight to her.
Okay, back to the story, our building had suffered a fire and the men's room was burnt down, so we had to use another restroom, one of the women's restrooms with a newly fitted "Men" sign. Obviously, this temporary restroom didn't hold any urinals, so a makeshift one was setup: an old bath-tub placed perpendicular to the wall, with a hose sending the pee down a floor drain. One afternoon, he and I entered at the same time and we both had to pee, so we stood opposed to each other and pissed away. I stared straight down, trying not to look at his cock. He said to me, "It figures that you would have such a big dick, seeing how you are such a dick."
I was stunned. I looked him in the eye, and I saw that he was smiling. I then looked down at his penis. Super tiny. Maybe an 3/4 of an inch long tops. I told him something along the lines that his problem was that he was such a big dickhead that it left nothing to fill his pants with. (He had one of those cocks that is just a glans, with no exposed shaft when soft. My cock was only 4.5 to 5 inches soft, but that was six times longer than his.) We laughed. He then said something along the lines of no wonder I had such an attractive girlfriend. I shook my head and said that it was my big brain. We made joke after joke about our cocks and what women preferred. From that day on we got along much better. In fact, after he quit, he invited me over to his place a few times.
I honestly believe that our seeing each other's cocks and talking about them made all the difference. After that day, his wife, who had never paid any attention to me, now looked at me differently, almost seductively. I wondered if he had exaggerated my soft almost five inches into seven or eight to her.
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I had a boss who would always drop hints about how big his cock was and how all the girls freak out over his big cock. With the guys, he'd always throw it out there; if anyone wants to measure up - let's do it. One day I said - alright, let's see who has a bigger dick - we went into the bathroom dropped our pants, and started stroking our dicks to get hard.
A few mins later I walked out victorious and that loudmouth boss was humbled so much, he stopped with his "big dick" bragging stories.
I generally arrive at work late and tend to work late. We had a receptionist once that was freakishly beautiful - as in Hollywood model, bikini model, stunning. Anyhow she would stay as long as I was in the office and always help out with anything I needed to be done - more of an assistant after 5/6:00...
One day she handed me some papers and casually said; I don't have any underwear on and I'm dripping wet. We played around for a bit and she was telling the truth - no underwear and literally dripping wet. When she finally pulled my pants off, she just stared at my dick and looked at me with big eyes and just said - wow. We probably fucked at least 100 times that year.
A few mins later I walked out victorious and that loudmouth boss was humbled so much, he stopped with his "big dick" bragging stories.
I generally arrive at work late and tend to work late. We had a receptionist once that was freakishly beautiful - as in Hollywood model, bikini model, stunning. Anyhow she would stay as long as I was in the office and always help out with anything I needed to be done - more of an assistant after 5/6:00...
One day she handed me some papers and casually said; I don't have any underwear on and I'm dripping wet. We played around for a bit and she was telling the truth - no underwear and literally dripping wet. When she finally pulled my pants off, she just stared at my dick and looked at me with big eyes and just said - wow. We probably fucked at least 100 times that year.
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Unfortunately, the vast majority of women friends I have had who decided I was "just a friend", and not a potential love interest, so they never knew what I was packing. I'm also a grower, not a shower, so it's not like I'm showing off an obvious bulge all the time.
However there was one friend where our friendship became very close and after about a year I made a move, and she gladly reciprocated. At the point where my pants were off and she was going down on me, she stopped suck, and while stroking me, she looked me in the eyes and said "You're huge!" I found out later that she had been with a few dozen men before me, so being considered huge to her was a genuine observation and compliment!
I've never had any other friends, or any co-workers or acquaintances that became lovers, so none have any clue as to my erect size. But, every woman who has made me hard has also chosen to say something complementary about my size as they are ensuring that I am maxxed out!
However there was one friend where our friendship became very close and after about a year I made a move, and she gladly reciprocated. At the point where my pants were off and she was going down on me, she stopped suck, and while stroking me, she looked me in the eyes and said "You're huge!" I found out later that she had been with a few dozen men before me, so being considered huge to her was a genuine observation and compliment!
I've never had any other friends, or any co-workers or acquaintances that became lovers, so none have any clue as to my erect size. But, every woman who has made me hard has also chosen to say something complementary about my size as they are ensuring that I am maxxed out!
I once went to lunch with a co-worker to sit on the grass in a park. She was going to help read through a job application with me. That day was hot so I had some quite loose fitting shorts and underwear on. I didn't realise it, but whilst sat up and holding my knees, my cock was laying half way out of the leg of my shorts underneath my leg and on show.
Whilst trying to read my application she glanced down and saw it, and her face was a picture. Her jaw dropped and she said "you need to put your legs down as I'm pretty sure the whole park can see your cock". I was pretty embarrassed and quickly hid it away. A bit of laughing and chit-chat later, she said with grin "it's really big. It's no wonder it was hanging out your shorts! You need longer shorts!"
Then another sunny lunch time about a year later, same girl, different park - I was led flat on my back, arms behind my head, and again I was wearing similar kind of soft track suit shorts. I didn't realise it but my cock was sort of laying across the top of my leg and the bulge was clearly visible. I noticed that she had stopped eating and was staring straight at it, and then she realised I'd caught her looking. She said "sorry. I can't help but notice it though. Its bulging out so much. It's massive!" Them laughed it off, told me to "put it away or move it or something" and then changed the conversation.
Oddly, on a night out when she finally plucked up the courage after a few drinks, she straight up asked me how big it is. When I said it was a little over 7 and a half inches, she said "oh. It's not that big then." Think she was more impressed by a 6 inch softy than a 7.5 inch boner! lol.
Amway - shame nothing ever went anywhere with her because she was gorgeous and sooo curvy. Short, blonde, big hips, tiny waist and big tits. Just right!
Whilst trying to read my application she glanced down and saw it, and her face was a picture. Her jaw dropped and she said "you need to put your legs down as I'm pretty sure the whole park can see your cock". I was pretty embarrassed and quickly hid it away. A bit of laughing and chit-chat later, she said with grin "it's really big. It's no wonder it was hanging out your shorts! You need longer shorts!"
Then another sunny lunch time about a year later, same girl, different park - I was led flat on my back, arms behind my head, and again I was wearing similar kind of soft track suit shorts. I didn't realise it but my cock was sort of laying across the top of my leg and the bulge was clearly visible. I noticed that she had stopped eating and was staring straight at it, and then she realised I'd caught her looking. She said "sorry. I can't help but notice it though. Its bulging out so much. It's massive!" Them laughed it off, told me to "put it away or move it or something" and then changed the conversation.
Oddly, on a night out when she finally plucked up the courage after a few drinks, she straight up asked me how big it is. When I said it was a little over 7 and a half inches, she said "oh. It's not that big then." Think she was more impressed by a 6 inch softy than a 7.5 inch boner! lol.
Amway - shame nothing ever went anywhere with her because she was gorgeous and sooo curvy. Short, blonde, big hips, tiny waist and big tits. Just right!
The average woman has no idea how long actual penises are when measure correctly. The joke I heard as a kid was:
Why are women so bad at math?
Answer: All their lives they are told that 5 inches are 8 inches.
I remember one girlfriend telling about one of her previous lovers with a 12-inch cock. I asked how long she thought I was. Her Reply, I don't know, at least 10 inches, right? I wish. I once witnessed a female friend measure my boasting buddy's cock, since he constantly bragged about it being an eight-incher. She measured eight inches, but I could see that he was barely six inches. She had measured from the bottom!
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Co-worker story. A few years ago, on a building site. Temporary site toilets in a cabin, which were badly designed, and smelt bad. The door was often wedged open.
So, one day we are in a site management meeting. 6 of us, including the 30 ish female quantity surveyor. At the end of the meeting it came to 'any other business '.
Yes, says the QS 'i didn't know the site had turned into a zoo'. Everyone looked at her, confused. 'I saw an elephant's trunk yesterday '. Still much confusion. 'Simons dick. I saw him pissing'.
I apologised. Blamed the bad toilet design.
After the meeting I asked her if she wanted to fuck. She was very petite, and said I was probably too big for her.
So, one day we are in a site management meeting. 6 of us, including the 30 ish female quantity surveyor. At the end of the meeting it came to 'any other business '.
Yes, says the QS 'i didn't know the site had turned into a zoo'. Everyone looked at her, confused. 'I saw an elephant's trunk yesterday '. Still much confusion. 'Simons dick. I saw him pissing'.
I apologised. Blamed the bad toilet design.
After the meeting I asked her if she wanted to fuck. She was very petite, and said I was probably too big for her.
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Semi-related story: I work with this Latino guy who is so handsome I can't stand it. He also has a very sexy voice. He's not a typically attractive guy as he has a tiny little tummy but I think he's stunning and fantasize about him all the time. At our office we have private rest rooms that all lock but he and I entered the adjoining rest rooms at the same time today and I heard him taking the longest piss in history and obviously shaking his dick as there were shot breaks in the stream. I was so turned on by thinking about his cock in his hand that I popped a semi.
Several years ago a friend and I went to a local lake to go swimming at the beach there. There were outdoor showers and changing areas. As we undressed to put on our swimming suits he commented, upon seeing my flaccid cock, "that is huge." Many times since that summer he has commented about his surprise upon see me nude for the first time.
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When I was about 30 I had a female co-worker who was 22-23. She was a very attractive asian girl. much younger and very fit. this company had a lot of parties, happy hours and events with open bars. she definitely took advantage and would drink quite a bit. the events were usually in the city and she and I both lived in queens so we would take a car home together. one night she is in a skirt, starts kissing me in the back seat, throws her leg over my lap and tells the driver "change of plans it is going to be one stop not 2".
we go to her apartment, I am ready to bone and it turns out she is a virgin. she has no condoms no lub, nothing. we couldn't get it in there.
so her being naive thought it was because of my size. the next time she had a few drinks she told our female co-workers she hooked up with me and i have a huge penis. so this lead to a few things:
- one of the girls told a male co-worker who later made a joke
- an older boss lady waited for the right time and when we said a binder was too small she said something like "you don't have to worry about too small"
- then a girl in another group basically asked if i wanted to have sex
- two other girls resigned and immediately reached out to me saying i don't sleep with co-workers but now that i resigned and we aren't co-workers anymore....
so i didn't get the virgin asian pussy but the attempt lead to young white pussy, old white pussy and a indian pussy
we go to her apartment, I am ready to bone and it turns out she is a virgin. she has no condoms no lub, nothing. we couldn't get it in there.
so her being naive thought it was because of my size. the next time she had a few drinks she told our female co-workers she hooked up with me and i have a huge penis. so this lead to a few things:
- one of the girls told a male co-worker who later made a joke
- an older boss lady waited for the right time and when we said a binder was too small she said something like "you don't have to worry about too small"
- then a girl in another group basically asked if i wanted to have sex
- two other girls resigned and immediately reached out to me saying i don't sleep with co-workers but now that i resigned and we aren't co-workers anymore....
so i didn't get the virgin asian pussy but the attempt lead to young white pussy, old white pussy and a indian pussy
When I was young, a female co-worker and I got to talking about some sex related topics. I was pretty ignorant of penis size and had no clue what was normal. So I asked her about it. She said “well, it’s not like you can just whip it out here at work.” I told her my rough measurements, but she said she was bad with numbers and knowing how big that really was. So I came up with the idea of cutting a piece of paper to my measurements, that could then be rolled up to be a cylindrical representation. She agreed, and upon seeing it told me I had nothing to worry about. She also mentioned she was surprised because I am not very tall, and at the time was very skinny. Nothing else every happened, which is a shame because she was quite attractive.
Engaged in a mfm threesome with my girlfriend and a co worker. He had a big cock but he was very surprised at how tiny my penis is. He had never had a girlfriend and was always too insecure around women to even really try let alone have sex. It definitely boosted his self esteem and emboldened him when he saw even a baby dick guy like me was able to have some success with women.
Within a month or two he had a gf.
Within a month or two he had a gf.
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A buddy of mine got divorced a couple of years ago. He was looking for advice and support from me since I had gone through a divorce myself in 2019. We were great friends, and he would come visit me on weekends sometimes (he lives in the US).
One weekend he was in the shower, and I really had to take a piss (one bathroom). So I went in (the door was partially open) and announced I had to take a piss. The shower doors are clear glass, so I had a full view of him. I had never seen him naked before - he’s 6’3”, dad bod, hairy, good looking masculine guy in his early 40s. I was shocked to see he had a tiny penis. He had no visible shaft, and only a head showing over tiny balls. I pulled my dick out to Lisa, which hangs pretty well at 4” soft, and it was clear he was looking at my dick. I chubbed up a bit from knowing he was staring. We talked about some stupid sports thing, and then I flushed and left.
That night after a lot of vodka he made some comment about how it wasn’t fair that I went through the sick line a few times and pushed him out of line. It was funny how he kept bringing it up. Finally he asked how big I am and told him I’m 7” long and 6.5” around. I asked his size and he said he really didn’t know other than soft. I convinced him to let me measure him. I got a ruler, and I looked at him, and he said if I wanted to know, I had to get him hard. So I reached out Ans grabbed his little penis and stroked it. He got hard immediately. I measured, and he was just shy of 4”. But he was thick. I got a string and measured around and out it on the ruler, and he was about 5.75 inches around. I had so much precum in my hand from his dick, I decided to keep stroking him since he was already “lubed up”. He came in my hand.
We’ve played around a few times now, and we stay naked when he visits. He admitted he was always too shy to be naked around other guys but he felt comfortable with me.
Can’t wait until he comes to visit again!
One weekend he was in the shower, and I really had to take a piss (one bathroom). So I went in (the door was partially open) and announced I had to take a piss. The shower doors are clear glass, so I had a full view of him. I had never seen him naked before - he’s 6’3”, dad bod, hairy, good looking masculine guy in his early 40s. I was shocked to see he had a tiny penis. He had no visible shaft, and only a head showing over tiny balls. I pulled my dick out to Lisa, which hangs pretty well at 4” soft, and it was clear he was looking at my dick. I chubbed up a bit from knowing he was staring. We talked about some stupid sports thing, and then I flushed and left.
That night after a lot of vodka he made some comment about how it wasn’t fair that I went through the sick line a few times and pushed him out of line. It was funny how he kept bringing it up. Finally he asked how big I am and told him I’m 7” long and 6.5” around. I asked his size and he said he really didn’t know other than soft. I convinced him to let me measure him. I got a ruler, and I looked at him, and he said if I wanted to know, I had to get him hard. So I reached out Ans grabbed his little penis and stroked it. He got hard immediately. I measured, and he was just shy of 4”. But he was thick. I got a string and measured around and out it on the ruler, and he was about 5.75 inches around. I had so much precum in my hand from his dick, I decided to keep stroking him since he was already “lubed up”. He came in my hand.
We’ve played around a few times now, and we stay naked when he visits. He admitted he was always too shy to be naked around other guys but he felt comfortable with me.
Can’t wait until he comes to visit again!
A friend of mine whom I had known for several years decided to meet me at a beach which had a section for nudists. We parked our cars and went to the shower area. We proceeded to disrobe. As I removed my shorts, btw I dress commando, he observed my genitals for the first time. At this point in our lives we had known each other for about 5 years. His comment upon seeing me naked, "man, I did not realize you were that big." There have been many times in the 20 years since that he has commented about the "first time seeing me naked." Our relationship is nothing more that good friends.
One place I lived I was with 3 other guys, buddies of mine. They didn't realize I was hung until we all ended up hooking up with people in the living room of our house after a party. So they got a good view of me when I was laying back in a lounge chair with a chick riding me and heard her moan something about me being big.
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